FULL SHOW: Rude to the Waiter Date, Hidden Ex Loser Line + Dumbest Customers (7/20/26)
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What are the show openers and promos listeners should know about?
Hey, Portlandia fans.
Carrie Brownstein and Fred Armisen here.
The dream of the 90s is alive in podcast form.
We're launching Podlandia AO Rewatch, our brand new podcast where we revisit every episode of Portlandia together, breaking down sketches, going deep on our iconic characters, and pulling back the curtain on how it all got made.
And we'll also be joined by the people who helped bring it all to life. Guest stars, collaborators, and friends, including director Jonathan Kreisel, the mayor himself, Kyle McLaughlin, legendary musician Amy Mann, and many more.
Kyle is going for it here. You fully improvised not just words, but a song, a melody.
Well, I thought you were all going to write a song.
I remember you thinking that. Listen to Podlandia, AO Rewatch on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
What's up, fam? I'm sports journalist Ari Chambers. Hey, what's up, y'all? It's your girl, Sam Jay. And we're the hosts of Everyone Watches Women's Sports, a new podcast from Together and iHeart Women's Sports. We're breaking down the biggest headlines. Naomi Osaka showing out. Shout-outs to you, Naomi. The viral moments. I've been obsessed with Kashawn Rock's boxing journey. She looks good. Her combos are swift. And the stories everyone's talking about across women's sports. Because everyone watches women's sports. Listen to Everyone Watches Women's Sports on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. This is Chelsea Handler from Dear Chelsea. Every week, the news gets worse, the world gets crazier, and Yamanika is here to tell whoever's responsible, you're the problem.
Do you know I just found out who Sidney Sweeney was? If he got a bunch of women, then I should have a bunch of men.
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My first guest is Terrence Hilton. Shakira. Luke and Yerin. We have surprises. Many surprises. Welcome to the Sweet 305 Podcast, where the group chat comes to life. What up? What up?
You're the only person I know that loves a yellow starburst.
It's lemonade.
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All right, we're kicking off your Monday with a brand new full hour. We got a new second date coming up, new loser line. We got some fun laser stories on the way. Yep. But first, we got comments. Yes, and Larry said, wait, Brooke is short? I've always pictured her as a 6'1 athletic basketball player type, and now I'll picture her as hang gliding on a Dorito.
I just can't get it right. Yeah. Don't know.
You ever think you're Caitlin Clark out here? Dude, I'm bringing that tall girl energy, and I'm here for it. My family came to the studio like a week ago, and my mom was like, I thought Brooke was way taller than that. My mom thought you were a different ethnicity. She's like, oh, Brooke's white? Yes, it's very, yes. Compliments all over the place. Keep them coming. Nope, I'm a 5'4 white girl.
Sorry. Sometimes I disappoint myself saying that.
At least they all know about the glasses. Everyone knows that. Yeah, everybody knows that. You can hear them. That's right. All right, let's get to it. Your brand new full hour starts right now. We talked about it the other day. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Olive Garden's bringing back their never-ending 2026 Pasta Pass.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What are the show openers and promos listeners should know about?
0:00–10:22
2
How did the Olive Garden Pasta Pass craze play out for the hosts and team?
10:22–17:39
3
What is the International Cake Day 'Plenty of 20' game and who won?
17:39–36:50
4
Who were this episode's 'Zeros of the Week' in the DUI principal story?
36:50–45:28
5
What viral and weird 'Laser Stories' made the hosts laugh?
45:28–1:22:51
6
How did the 'Loser Line' voicemails reveal awkward and hilarious pickup attempts?
1:22:51–1:24:51