FULL SHOW: Tour Guide Date, Alexis’ 2 Hours of Horror + Brooke Break In Breakthrough (9/16/26)
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What’s the opening banter and the first crazy story about a broken car?
All right,
we got a brand new what's on your mind, and I'm just saying I'm about to profit off a thief. Yeah.
Your story's actually ridiculous. Pretty good. When you held up a prop, you gotta go watch the video on YouTube. I've got a prop, Alexis. That's real life, my friend. Okay, whatever. Yeah. I wasn't expecting it.
And uh Alexis had two hours of just pure hell. Yeah that she had to endure. Second date update, new laser stories, but first comments.
Yeah, Justin Case said, Hey guys, I got some catching up to do this week because I've been away from YouTube for a week because my wife gave birth to our first baby, and you'll never guess what his middle name is, Rolando.
So cool. That baby must have all of the other women babies just swarming like flies. Ha ha ha compliment his mustache for me.
No. Took
all of women babies just killing me.
I should have said lazy babies.
Yeah. Congratulations. Yeah, congrats. Congratulations on your man, baby. Yeah. Um Thank you so much for listening. Hey, and go treat your wife, okay? Go rub her feet. Give her a nap. Jeez. Orlando will do that. Yeah. That's true. Right. Your brand new flower starts right now.
Just wanted to start the show with an early birthday shout-out to our girl, Judith Shindlin.
Who
Judith aka
the honorable Judge Judy.
Yay! What up, Judge Judy? I had spent so much time with her as a latchkey kid.
She turns eighty four next month. And in some shocking news, the woman who makes forty seven million dollars a year has announced she is retiring.
She was
at only eighty four? I'm
sorry.
Judy.
Was she not already retired?
Amazon gave her a big bag to do her show over there. It's called Judy Justice. That's right.
Nobody's
well, not anymore. She's stepping away from being in front of the camera after her final episode airs. Oh man, I hope she has
enough social security to live. Yeah. Yeah. That
last episode's October twenty second, and Judith said, quote, I have a lot of other things of interest. I don't want to do hair and makeup anymore, but I still want to get my message out there.
Okay.
That's why she's currently developing an adult animated series called Judiverse. I wonder how adult it's gonna be. I see. Plus she's gonna produce her son Adam Levy's syndicated court show called Adam's Law.
Wait, but that's different than the other Levi's, right?
It's just nice to hear that nepotism has entered the courtroom too.
Well, hasn't that always been the case? Yeah.
Yeah, not
even just the police. My dad was a cop, my uncle was a cop.
But usually it's lawyers, now it's the judges too. And that feels really heartwarming. On top of all that, to celebrate the thirtieth anniversary of the original show, Judge Judy, CBS is gonna be showing a new special called Judge Judy Unfiltered Unforgettable.
Why do you make it sound sexual?
Well how is it not? Have you ever seen a full episode?
I've watched a lot of Judge Judy.
Not the way I watch. That's happening this upcoming Tuesday, the 22nd. Meanwhile, we're gonna celebrate over 14,000 electrical shocks to the throat with another shock collar question of the day. And we are gonna do the Nepo version soon where Brooks children will get zapped right here on the show. But for now, the grown-ups are gonna have to do it. So, Jake, take it away. It will
be their show someday. Yeah.
Today is.
It is World Barber Day.
Oh, shout out to the barber. What up,
Kelly? Honoring the only person that you'll trust with a razor sharp pair of scissors by your ears, but you still don't have the courage to tell them, actually I hate what you did with my bangs. Yeah. Barbers have given us some of the history's greatest looks, like the Mulleth, the Mohawk, the Rachel, whatever Justin Timberlake had had going on during the Ramen Noodle years. The ramen, yeah. That's why today we're putting down the clippers and picking up the questions to see how much you know about hairstyles and hair care during a special follicle face-off edition of Oh IT of twenty. Now you'll say a number one through twenty, I'll give you a question about a miraculous career of cutting hair. You just have to answer correctly to not be snipped out of the game.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What’s the opening banter and the first crazy story about a broken car?
0:00–9:21
2
How did the hosts celebrate Judge Judy’s retirement and discuss her new projects?
9:21–16:55
3
What’s the hair‑care quiz and the surprising history behind barber symbols?
16:55–26:12
4
How did Alexis lose her phone at the mall and survive two hours without it?
26:12–34:20
5
What happened on the gas‑station date with the firefighters and the “vodka lemonade” dilemma?
34:20–42:39
6
How did the “Second Date Update” with Buzz’s historical city tour go wrong?
42:39–50:53
7
What are the weird news stories: the T‑Rex burger, pumpkin‑spice caskets, and TSA water‑bottle changes?
50:53–1:00:55
8
How did the “Battle of the Tinder Dates” game end and what were the final scores?
1:00:55–1:09:50