Laser Stories (10/24/25)
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What are the dangers of distracted driving?
Nobody had to tell your grandparents not to drive while using their typewriters. Why should it be any different for us kids and our cell phones? Distracted driving was the cause of more than 3,000 deaths in 2022. Come on, we're smarter than this. Let's put down the phones and focus on the roads. Drive safe, everybody.
Don't drive distracted. A message brought to you by the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration, Project Yellow Light, and the Ad Council.
And she said, Johnny, the kids didn't come home last night.
Along the central Texas plains, teens are dying. Suicides that don't make sense. Strange accidents and brutal murders. In what seems to be a plot ripped straight out of Breaking Bad.
Drugs, alcohol, trafficking of people. There are people out there that absolutely know what happened.
Listen to Paper Ghosts, The Texas Teen Murders on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Welcome to Decoding Women's Health. I'm Dr. Elizabeth Poynter, Chair of Women's Health and Gynecology at the Adria Health Institute in New York City. I'll be talking to top researchers and clinicians and bringing vital information about midlife women's health directly to you.
100% of women go through menopause. Even if it's natural, why should we suffer through it?
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From NBA champion Stephen Curry comes Shot Ready, a powerful, never-before-seen look at the mindset that changed the game.
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Steph Curry redefined basketball. Now he's rewriting what it means to succeed.
What bizarre signs did a Texas man put up to deter drug use?
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It's the radio segment that's starting a charity for divorced fathers with dad bods, making their dreams come true with free BBLs. Brazilian belly lifts. Yes, it is dangerous. Dangerously sexy. Wait, so he still has the dad's stomach. It's just higher on his body.
Exactly.
No more gut hanging down over that belt thanks to laser stories. The segment where we read weird news stories around the globe just like everyone else does except we've got a laser. Those other papa pudgies just don't. This first laser story is out of Florida.
All right.
Strong start, Jeff. Oh. A 76-year-old man named John Moss put up a large sign in front of his house that said, absolutely no drugs allowed on the premises.
Go!
Okay. Yeah, he sounds like a good time. And I'm sure he's not on any medications that are drugs either. And then when you approached his porch, there was a medium-sized sign behind that one that said, I'm serious, no drugs in here. What? Wow. This is like when you think you're exiting the airport and then there's another wave of doors.
Yeah.
How many doors do I go through? Well, maybe if the first sign didn't deter people, the second sign, they'd be like, oh, okay, you know what? Yeah. He means business. Who was bringing drugs to his house prior to the sign? It's so frequent. Yeah, well, what happened? Police were driving by his place the other day and saw the signage, and they thought, well, maybe we should pay this guy a visit and see what's going on.
Okay. Yeah.
Fifteen minutes later, John was arrested and hit with multiple charges of drug trafficking. Nobody got time for that. He was doing the whole reverse psychology.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What are the dangers of distracted driving?
0:00–1:59
2
What bizarre signs did a Texas man put up to deter drug use?
1:59–4:56
3
How did a nightclub themed around Cheez-Its become popular?
4:56–7:35
4
What innovative AI technology is Starbucks planning to implement?
7:35–10:37
5
What surprising medical discovery involves 'butt breathing'?
10:37–13:50