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Brooke and Jeffrey

Laser Stories (10/24/25)

24 Oct 2025

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Chapter 1: What are the dangers of distracted driving?

0.925 - 21.128 Unknown

Nobody had to tell your grandparents not to drive while using their typewriters. Why should it be any different for us kids and our cell phones? Distracted driving was the cause of more than 3,000 deaths in 2022. Come on, we're smarter than this. Let's put down the phones and focus on the roads. Drive safe, everybody.

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22.41 - 29.498 Brooke / Jeffrey (Assumed Host)

Don't drive distracted. A message brought to you by the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration, Project Yellow Light, and the Ad Council.

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And she said, Johnny, the kids didn't come home last night.

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33.934 - 49.253 Brooke / Jeffrey (Assumed Host)

Along the central Texas plains, teens are dying. Suicides that don't make sense. Strange accidents and brutal murders. In what seems to be a plot ripped straight out of Breaking Bad.

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49.734 - 56.042 Unknown

Drugs, alcohol, trafficking of people. There are people out there that absolutely know what happened.

56.022 - 65.323 Brooke / Jeffrey (Assumed Host)

Listen to Paper Ghosts, The Texas Teen Murders on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

65.708 - 80.882 Dr. Elizabeth Poynter

Welcome to Decoding Women's Health. I'm Dr. Elizabeth Poynter, Chair of Women's Health and Gynecology at the Adria Health Institute in New York City. I'll be talking to top researchers and clinicians and bringing vital information about midlife women's health directly to you.

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100% of women go through menopause. Even if it's natural, why should we suffer through it?

87.028 - 94.855 Dr. Elizabeth Poynter

Listen to Decoding Women's Health with Dr. Elizabeth Poynter on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Chapter 2: What bizarre signs did a Texas man put up to deter drug use?

119.692 - 124.977 Brooke / Jeffrey (Assumed Host)

Order your copy of the New York Times bestseller Shot Ready today at stephencurrybook.com.

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125.75 - 150.242 Giselle Bryan / Robin Dixon

You know the shade is always shadiest right here. Season six of the podcast Reasonably Shady with Giselle Bryan and Robin Dixon is here, dropping every Monday. As two of the founding members of the Real Housewives of Potomac, we're giving you all the laughs, drama, and reality news you can handle. And you know we don't hold back. So come be reasonable or shady with us each and every Monday.

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150.643 - 158.997 Giselle Bryan / Robin Dixon

Listen to Reasonably Shady from the Black Effect Podcast Network on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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164.528 - 184.946 Brooke / Jeffrey (Assumed Host)

It's the radio segment that's starting a charity for divorced fathers with dad bods, making their dreams come true with free BBLs. Brazilian belly lifts. Yes, it is dangerous. Dangerously sexy. Wait, so he still has the dad's stomach. It's just higher on his body.

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184.966 - 185.147 Dani Shapiro

Exactly.

185.167 - 198.794 Brooke / Jeffrey (Assumed Host)

No more gut hanging down over that belt thanks to laser stories. The segment where we read weird news stories around the globe just like everyone else does except we've got a laser. Those other papa pudgies just don't. This first laser story is out of Florida.

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All right.

199.456 - 208.867 Brooke / Jeffrey (Assumed Host)

Strong start, Jeff. Oh. A 76-year-old man named John Moss put up a large sign in front of his house that said, absolutely no drugs allowed on the premises.

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Go!

Chapter 3: How did a nightclub themed around Cheez-Its become popular?

296.439 - 317.56 Brooke / Jeffrey (Assumed Host)

Now we're really a drug dealer. And, well, different than most of our drug stories, it's very clear what tipped off the authorities. All of his signs on the front yard. Just be a normal 76-year-old man. Yeah, and park like an old car on your lawn. Exactly. Apparently, officers were not dissuaded by John's self-proclaimed drug-free zone. Oh, man. I hate to see that happen.

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317.58 - 351.097 Brooke / Jeffrey (Assumed Host)

Always the ones you don't expect. This next laser story is out of the Velvet Rope Room. Fancy. The hottest new nightclub in New York City had lines stretching three blocks long, influencers begging to be put on the list, and people trying to bribe bouncers just to get in. So what was it? It's called Studio Cheese. It's a pop-up nightclub hosted by the Cheddar Cracker snack brand Cheez-Its.

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352.218 - 375.335 Brooke / Jeffrey (Assumed Host)

The brand says it's a way to connect with Gen Z and finally satiate that late-night urge for America's favorite cheesy snack. It looks like the whole place is awash in orange lights based on the picture that you drew. You're like in a Cheez-It bag. Yes. And they did it by featuring Cheez-It infused cocktails like a margarita, but they called it the Cheezerita. Okay.

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375.695 - 401.869 Brooke / Jeffrey (Assumed Host)

Cheez-It hot and spicy crackers along with a cheesy spritz lemon seltzer. Ew. That sounds... I don't know about the drinks. Cheese teenies were also on the menu. Oh no, they're floating Cheez-Its as a garnish? Yeah, instead of an olive, you know? Definitely dirty. Those are just the drinks. The menu was poppin' from Cheez-It jalapeno bites to Cheez-It pizza pockets.

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402.43 - 408.257 Brooke / Jeffrey (Assumed Host)

Even a Cheez-It bite flight that featured different crackers served as part of a large charcuterie board.

408.237 - 409.579 Dr. Elizabeth Poynter

Yeah, baby!

409.6 - 427.812 Brooke / Jeffrey (Assumed Host)

He's in charcuterie more? That's amazing. I love those white cheddar Cheez-Its. Oh, they're so good. I haven't had one of those forever. I goes mess with originals, man. Yeah, they had everything for this. There was even a Cheez-It-shaped disco ball, and the dance floor was made up of light-up Cheez-It squares. Oh, look at that.

427.832 - 427.952 Unknown

Cool.

427.972 - 451.073 Brooke / Jeffrey (Assumed Host)

You know, the cracker with the iconic hole in the middle. Yeah, so don't trip. In the three days the nightclub was open, it hosted over 2,000 partygoers. Whoa. And now the brand's being pressured by fans to open more pop-ups all over the country. Dude. This is smart. All snack food should do this. That's how we finally get Gen Z back into the books. Oreos? Oreo club? Club Goldfish? Yeah.

Chapter 4: What innovative AI technology is Starbucks planning to implement?

455.977 - 465.472 Brooke / Jeffrey (Assumed Host)

We are so basic and we love it. I know. It totally works. This next laser story is out of Java Joe's. Mmm, coffee. You are making us hungry today.

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I know.

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466.033 - 470.06 Brooke / Jeffrey (Assumed Host)

No samples. Well, if you're a regular at Starbucks, this is some big news.

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Uh-oh.

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470.621 - 475.969 Brooke / Jeffrey (Assumed Host)

The CEO recently talked about the ways they're planning to integrate artificial intelligence into their business.

476.11 - 476.811 Giselle Bryan / Robin Dixon

Interesting.

476.831 - 501.431 Brooke / Jeffrey (Assumed Host)

And the most intriguing thing is some sort of AI barista that can predict a customer's order. Analyzing basic woman, pumpkin spice latte. All you have to look at is your previous. Like on the app, it shows every single previous thing. I would have been mind blown, Brooke. How dare you ruin their secret for me? I would have been like, how did you know? I wanted sugar-free vanilla.

501.471 - 522.747 Brooke / Jeffrey (Assumed Host)

Yeah, because you've ordered that the last 18 times you've been here in the last 16 months. But it's not a robot or anything that can read people's minds, which actually would be pretty awesome. It's reading my mind. It sounds like it's more about the Starbucks app being able to predict what you want next and letting you just talk to your device and say, hey, I need my Starbee's order.

522.767 - 540.945 Brooke / Jeffrey (Assumed Host)

I'm going to be there in 10. That's perfect. They should just start ordering it for me. Like, I get a notification right now. Boom, your order's ready. Hey, I did want a Starbucks. I'll be back in 10 minutes, everybody. Without your approval. Yeah, I'm just like, oh, okay, that makes sense. This next laser story is out of the Miracle Cure Motel. Oh, wow.

Chapter 5: What surprising medical discovery involves 'butt breathing'?

637.759 - 682.459 Brooke / Jeffrey (Assumed Host)

This guy's on board, too. In fact, he's already practicing it right now. Some healthy breaths right there. And that's how these laser stories come to an end for the day. We'll do it again, same time, on Monday. See how much further you can go when you take care of your mental health.

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And she said, Johnny, the kids didn't come home last night.

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686.251 - 701.57 Brooke / Jeffrey (Assumed Host)

Along the central Texas plains, teens are dying. Suicides that don't make sense. Strange accidents and brutal murders. In what seems to be a plot ripped straight out of Breaking Bad.

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702.071 - 708.379 Unknown

Drugs, alcohol, trafficking of people. There are people out there that absolutely know what happened.

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708.359 - 719.039 Dani Shapiro

Listen to Paper Ghosts, The Texas Teen Murders on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hi, I'm Dani Shapiro.

719.4 - 724.309 Brooke / Jeffrey (Assumed Host)

We were in the car, like a rolling stone came on, and he said, there's a line in there about your mother.

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And I said, what?

726.112 - 731.622 Brooke / Jeffrey (Assumed Host)

What I would do if I didn't feel like I was being accepted is choose an identity that other people can't have.

731.943 - 737.594 Unknown

I knew something had happened to me in the middle of the night, but I couldn't hold on to what had happened.

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