Laser Stories (10/27/25)
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What bizarre news stories are featured in this episode?
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It's the radio segment that's adding a new feature to your Ring security cam. Now you can get EDM doorbells. Where an air horn plays, strobe lights go off, and a fog machine fills the doorway. Great for those porch pirate partiers who want to get down right before they take off with all your stuff. I'm not answering until the beat drops. Yep. Get yours today with Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news stories from around the globe just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser. Those are the breakdance bandits. Just don't. This first laser story is out of Tylersville, Pennsylvania. Do you know what Tyler There's a 34-year-old woman named Boonie Swims, and she has a court-ordered ban from going to the nearest Walmart.
It makes you someone who should be our hero of the week. I also imagine this is Teddy Swim's grandma. She'd be 34. That'd be quite a young grandma. But we're not sure how she got the ban. We do know she hates it. Because she's not happy about not going to Walmart. Everybody loves Walmart. Well, she recently violated the ban and went there earlier this month. I'm not joking. I've always wondered this. If you get banned from all Walmarts, what if I went to another one in another state and walked in?
Are they going to know?
Do they see my face and they have me on a wall? Well, we're going to find out. You tell me, Jeff, right now. Yeah, let's stop this segment. We should just call Walmart and figure out how this works.
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