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Brooke and Jeffrey

Laser Stories (10/27/25)

27 Oct 2025

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Chapter 1: What bizarre news stories are featured in this episode?

0.031 - 4.017 Hari Kondabolu

On the podcast Health Stuff, we are tackling all the health questions that keep you up at night.

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4.277 - 7.282 Dr. Priyanka Wally

I'm Dr. Priyanka Wally, a double board certified physician.

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7.422 - 17.838 Hari Kondabolu

And I'm Hari Kundabolu, a comedian and someone who once Googled, do I have scurvy at 3 a.m.? And on our show, we're talking about health in a different way, like our episode where we look at diabetes.

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18.499 - 32.458 Dr. Priyanka Wally

In the United States, I mean, 50% of Americans are pre-diabetic. How preventable is type 2? Extremely. Listen to Health Stuff on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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Nobody had to tell your grandparents not to drive while using their typewriters. Why should it be any different for us kids and our cell phones? Distracted driving was the cause of more than 3,000 deaths in 2022. Come on, we're smarter than this. Let's put down the phones and focus on the roads. Drive safe, everybody.

55.851 - 62.944 Dr. Priyanka Wally

Don't drive distracted. A message brought to you by the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration, Project Yellow Light, and the Ad Council.

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And she said, Johnny, the kids didn't come home last night.

67.363 - 82.68 Dr. Priyanka Wally

Along the central Texas plains, teens are dying. Suicides that don't make sense. Strange accidents and brutal murders. In what seems to be a plot ripped straight out of Breaking Bad.

83.181 - 89.488 Unknown

Drugs, alcohol, trafficking of people. There are people out there that absolutely know what happened.

Chapter 2: What unusual security feature is being added to doorbells?

575.163 - 596.562 Dr. Priyanka Wally

They'll be way more successful. Chocolate chip kale chips. I think Jeff just needs to sing a song about all these candies. Boost all their business. That'll really kill them. What's gaining in popularity? Haribo gummies actually rose in interest by 48% this year. What? Dude, my kids love gummies. Why are they popular again, though?

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596.622 - 607.136 Dr. Priyanka Wally

I mean, they're individually wrapping them really cool, too, and, like, different, you know. They make cool ones like Harry Potter ones and stuff like that. Oh, they're Harry Potter? Also randomly, old school Baby Ruth candy bars.

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Interesting.

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607.798 - 633.76 Dr. Priyanka Wally

Those are up 42%. Maybe the movie Goonies is coming back, you know? Hershey's Kisses have jumped 37% in interest compared to last year. And other less common ones include matcha cookies, which are skyrocketing with 139% growth. Crunchy treats like candy bark, brittle, and cereal clusters have also surged 11%. Cereal clusters, do you just mean like Rice Krispie treats?

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634.08 - 640.712 Dr. Priyanka Wally

I think they sell like bars that are like Graham, Golden Grahams in a bar.

640.953 - 642.896 Unknown

Things like that. The Cocoa Puffs one.

643.036 - 655.301 Dr. Priyanka Wally

There you go. As for this guy, his tiny turtle hip thrusts are up 42%. Old age not stopping him. So whoever's listening, adopt a frisky little senior turtle today.

Chapter 3: What happens when someone is banned from Walmart?

655.822 - 674.125 Dr. Priyanka Wally

You will not be sorry. Or hand out chocolate turtles. That's how it means Laser Stories has come to an end for the day. We'll do it again same time on Wednesday. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Hi, I'm Dr. Priyanka Wally. And I'm Hari Kundabolu. On our new podcast, Health Stuff, we demystify your burning health questions.

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You'll hear us being completely honest about our own health.

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677.393 - 688.129 Dr. Priyanka Wally

My residency colon was like a cry for help, honestly. And you'll hear candid advice and personal stories from experts who want to make healthcare more human.

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688.529 - 692.074 Dr. Leitra Tate

I feel like I never felt like I truly belonged in medicine.

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We want to make health less confusing and maybe even a little fun.

696.2 - 701.888 Dr. Priyanka Wally

Find Health Stuff on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

703.731 - 706.455 Hari Kondabolu

When I smoke weed, I get lost in the music.

706.823 - 735.248 Unknown

like to isolate each instrument the rhythmic bass the harmonies on the piano sticky melody hey careful babe there's someone crossing the street sorry i didn't see him there if you feel different you drive different don't drive high it's dangerous and illegal everywhere a message from nitza and the ad council And she said, Johnny, the kids didn't come home last night.

735.729 - 751.05 Dr. Priyanka Wally

Along the central Texas plains, teens are dying. Suicides that don't make sense. Strange accidents and brutal murders. In what seems to be a plot ripped straight out of Breaking Bad.

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