Laser Stories (5/20/26)
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Who are the hosts of Laser Stories?
Hey guys, it's us, the Jonas Brothers. I'm Joe. I'm Kevin. And I'm Nick. And guess what? We created our own podcast called Hey Jonas. We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it. We're the first people to do podcasts. We get to ask other people questions because we're sick and tired of being asked questions. Well, sick and tired is a strong way to put it, but you know. Tired and sick. Tired and sick. Listen to Hey Jonas on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Just listen. We don't care where you hear it.
Another podcast from some SNL late night comedy guy. Not quite. On Humor Me with Robert Smigel and Friends, me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier. This week, my guests, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel, help an acapella band with their between songs banter. Where does your group perform? We do some retirement homes. Those people are starving for banter. Listen to Humor Me with Robert Smigel and friends on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
And here's Heather with the weather.
Well, it's beautiful out there, sunny and 75, almost a little chilly in the shade. Now let's get a read on the inside of your car. It is hot. You've only been parked a short time and it's already 99 degrees in there. Let's not leave children in the back seat while running errands. It only takes a few minutes for their body temperatures to rise and that could be fatal.
Cars get hot, fast, and can be deadly. Never leave a child in a car. A message from NHTSA and the Ad Council.
Hey, it's Ashanti Plummer from Fudd Around and Find Out. This week, AZ Fudd and I sat down with Steph and Curry. Steph talks pressure, confidence, and what it really takes to stay great.
There's different categories, I guess. So I'm like conditioning, shooting drills, where you try to simulate kind of games. Look at her face. Look at her face. We have a love-hate relationship with those because you know you're getting something out of it. You don't look forward to those days.
Listen to Butt Around and Find Out on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Therapy is fantastic, but once again, it does not have a monopoly on healing. That's why I create the resources and that's why I create the community because I really just want you to have more access.
On the podcast Cultivating Her Space, Dr. Dom and Terry Lomax create a space where Black women can show up fully and be heard.
It's tough because we're suppressing our emotions and so many of us are like high achieving individuals.
Listen to Cultivating Her Space on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
It's the radio segment that's taken the idea from Locks of Love to launch a new charity called Beards of Benevolence. What? Where bros can donate their facial hair to fellow bros who struggle to grow a full goatee.
Oh.
Those heroes. Those poor, poor men. How many parts of my body can I buy for? Just the face for this one. Donate your beards of benevolence to Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news stories around the globe just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser. Those other follicle fieries just don't. This first Laser Story is out of Florida. A 62-year-old man named Robert Boston marched over to his neighbor's property at 3 a.m. a few weeks ago because he was pissed and on a mission. Uh-oh. Why can't you be pissed at like, I don't know, 9 a.m.? Yeah, maybe even 3 p.m. Uh-huh. The early morning is the best time to have your temper go off. Or is that late night? Because he was frustrated about a malfunctioning motion light.
So he placed a ladder against the building, climbed up, yanked the floodlight off the wall and left it on the ground. Ain't nobody got time for that.
Oh, a floodlight.
Those are the worst. Yeah. Those will keep you up. He ended up removing it so forcefully he caused $800 in damages by pulling wiring loose from inside the house. Dude, we did this on a neighbor, and all you have to do is unscrew the light bulb.
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