Laser Stories (7/13/26)
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This is Shirley Strawberry from the Strawberry Letter. The World Cup brings people together. Blue Campaign is using this global moment to raise awareness of human trafficking. It affects real people across the U.S. every day, and it doesn't always look the way we'd expect. So get informed, learn the signs, and help break the silence. Visit bluecampaign.gov slash World Cup.
What's up, fam? It's sports journalist Ari Chambers. Hey, what's up, y'all? It's your girl, Sam Jay. And we're the hosts of Everyone Watches Women's Sports, a new podcast from Together. We're breaking down the biggest headlines, the viral moments, and the stories everyone's talking about across women's sports. From game-changing performances to culture-shifting conversations, we'll give you our takes, our debates, and a few laughs along the way. Because everyone watches women's sports. Listen to Everyone Watches Women's Sports on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
My first guest is Paris Hilton. Shakira. Luke and Yerin. We have surprises. Many surprises. Welcome to the Sweet 305 podcast where the group chat comes to life. What up?
You're the only person I know that loves a yellow Starburst.
It's lemonade.
This is Sweet 305.
Here, oversharing is encouraged. Listen to Sweet 305 with Lele Pons on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
I'm Jake Brennan, and on the Disgraceland podcast, I explore the wild lives of rock stars and unbelievable true crime stories from music history. These are the stories you haven't heard, the kind you'll end up telling someone else. Like the time Paul McCartney spent in a notorious prison or the bizarre crime Lady Gaga is accused of. Or that time Blondie's Debbie Harry escaped Ted Bundy. Listen to Disgraceland on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
I'm Mungish Atigular, and I'm back with a new season of my podcast, Skyline Drive. This time I talk to scientists, biopunks, curmudgeons, blues owners, super seniors, and Goa's top cryotherapy lab to try to understand this obsession with living forever and what it means for all of us. And I get into a bit of trouble along the way.
I'd say probably start bone smashing. That doesn't work. Make it look more defined. They say it works. I don't know.
Listen to Skyline Drive, How to Live Forever on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
It's the radio segment that's had enough of those loud, noisy lawn care machines.
Oh, gosh.
And invented a brand new one called the Bagpipe Leaf Blow.
Why do I love it so much?
When you first hear it, you might think there's a Scottish funeral at your neighbor's house. But there's not? Nope. Leaves are just being blown onto your side of the property line. So you are welcome, thanks to Laser Stories. Yeah. The segment where we read weird news stories around the globe just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser. Those other leafy lassies just don't. This first laser story is out of California. A pair of 15-year-olds recently learned the hard way that a robo-taxi is always paying attention. Uh-oh. Oh, no. Yeah, oh, I didn't know they had cameras in there. I say that because police in San Mateo say two teens were riding in a Waymo self-driving vehicle earlier this week while drinking alcohol and firing water from a toy gun at people outside the car.
Ain't nobody got time for that. Yeah, they just thought, oh, this is the coolest idea ever. No parents. I would love to shame them, but I probably would have done the same thing as a teenager if I had access to that type of technology. But the Waymo's onboard cameras detected the behavior, and the vehicle pulled into a shopping center while notifying the company's support team.
Uh-oh.
Soon after, police were called to the scene, and officers surrounded the vehicle and detained both kids. Hooray! Did they get shot with water guns, though? Yeah. I mean, come on. At least you got to get a couple squirts in. I think they probably wet themselves because they were so scared.
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