Laser Stories (8/21/26)
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I survived nine months in captivity, and I've spent my life exploring how other people survive what should have destroyed them. I'm Elizabeth Smart, and these are the Survivor Files. Every week, I'm with survivors who live through the unthinkable, abducted, stalked, controlled, and merely silenced. These are stories about what it takes to make it out alive. Listen to the Survivor Files with Elizabeth Smart on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
If your bookshelf and your for you page are equally important to your personality, welcome home. Pro Society is a weekly podcast that's part book club, part group chat for anyone who thinks Pride and Prejudice and Love Island deserve the same level of discourse. Each week we're connecting the dots between books, the internet, and pop culture with your favorite writers, book talk creators, and plenty of overthought opinions. Yeah, I'm obsessed. I'm obsessed. Listen to Pro Society on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Did you hear the new episode of the Hey Jonas Podcast? We are at D23, so we'll see who who stops by. The cast of Frozen stopped by. Kristen Bell, Josh Gadd, and Adina Menzel.
I auditioned for Frozen. What? For Kristoff. They said, okay, what are you gonna be singing today? I said, I don't know. That must have been why you didn't get it. Probably why. Plus John Stamos, Hayden Christensen from Star Wars, and more. And I guess I can share that uh Listen to the latest episode of Hey Jonas and the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. On the new podcast, Solita, we share the messy reality of traveling alone as a woman. I can wait four hours for the next bus, or this random dude is offering me a ride on his motorcycle. I chose option B. I'm Julie Binero and I travel by myself because it's a rare space where I can say yes without asking anyone else first. I'm on a mission to reclaim the word solita, trading the pity for
possibility. Listen to Solita on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Hey, this is Hayes Davenport and Sean Clemens. We host the podcast Hollywood Handbook. Each week we talk
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Get free delivery with laser stories, the segment where we read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser. Those other grouchy couchies just don't. This first laser story is out of Houston. An elementary school teacher is conducting an interesting social experiment in her classroom and it starts with a choice. Her students can choose to pass gas secretly or they can go to a designated spot called the fart corner.
My kids would love it for us up hard for their kids would die, brook. They would love that. I'll tell you those classrooms when I go in and volunteer in elementary school, like they are so stinky. They stinky they are all just sitting like right when Brooke
walks in and We're going to in a TikTok that has millions of views, the teacher shows it off and says, If you need to let it out, simply come over here, take about ten seconds to do your business, use the spray can afterwards, and then go sit down. No no she didn't. And when is this mature at that age?
I am here for it. I'm teaching classes. I'm telling you, these kids don't care about farting in front of each other.
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