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Chapter 1: What is the Loser Line and how does it work?
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There was no anything inside those eyes. They turned black. It scared the hell out of me. Evil, wake up. I'm the one that saw the murder take place by Krivak and DePippo. Anthony DePippo showed no signs of remorse, appearing unfazed after being sentenced to the maximum.
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Chapter 2: What kind of voicemails do people leave on the Loser Line?
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Hey, girl. What's up with you? Wait a minute. Is this the right number? It's the loser line. Come on. Just call me back. If you haven't heard the loser line before, it works like this. Let's say someone approaches you while you're out at the club and uses this charming pickup line on you. There's a movie I want to see. And my mommy says I can't go by myself. Why? You want to go in her place?
And then after the movie, we can make a movie with my mommy. Whatever you do, resist the urge to tell him to stick his head in a bucket of popcorn extra butter. Oh, that's it?
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Chapter 3: How do the hosts react to the voicemails shared?
That's all you're going to do? I was calling the cops, Jeff. Instead, tell him that he is absolutely adorable, first of all. Like a hairless crack bunny. And that's when you leave him the number to the loser line. So hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail that we can play on the air. Voicemails like this one. Next message. Hey, Andrea. It's Dennis from outside the Verizon store.
You were telling me about some of your wiring issues inside your house. And I know I told you that I was an electrician. And I am. But just so you know, I don't really have any training, really. I don't really have any insurance. Technically, I don't have a license. So bottom line is 30 bucks.
I'll come over there and I'll pull some wires and do some connecting and see what we can kind of see what sparks, if you will. It shouldn't be very dangerous. I've done this a lot of times, but, you know, sometimes it's a little dangerous, but it shouldn't be so dangerous. You should always cheap out on the one service that can burn your house down. Yeah! Just go low. I mean, oh, my gosh.
Brooke's dad is an electrician.
Chapter 4: What funny scenarios arise from the Loser Line calls?
And fun fact, that's actually how we met Brooke's mom. No, actually, they met because my mom thought my dad and his buddies robbed her apartment. Whoa. That's a true story. Classy. You steal her stuff, and then you steal her heart. That's right. Next message. Hi, my name is Jessica Nixon. My wedding date is February 15th.
I was told that you do wedding planning and I really need someone who actually has their together because the last four planners that I've talked to have no clue what they're doing. I really don't think I'm asking for that much. It's pretty simple. I love Harry Potter. I'm trying to do a Harry Potter themed wedding. It's a little different, but totally doable.
I need an officiant who can do the ceremony in the form of spells. I also need an owl that can fly in and deliver the rings. That for me is very important. It's important in the Harry Potter universe. I need floating candles. Now, listen, they don't have to actually float. Like I get that, but they need to appear to be floating like they do in the movie.
this is simple stuff they didn't do many special effects for that film at all oh my gosh no wonder four yeah i mean if you have to fire four people ever it's you're the problem Speaking of Hogwarts, if you would like all of us to show up to your wedding dressed like characters from the Harry Potter universe, we all already have the costumes.
Chapter 5: How do the hosts incorporate humor into their discussions?
Brooke, do you still have your Hagrid one? I sure do. I still have my Juan Rizzo. That's my Hagrid. The voice needs a little bit of work. Go check it out on our TikTok at Brooke and Jeffrey. Just be prepared to order lots and lots of red wine for drunk Hagrid over there. I mean, honestly, Hagrid out of all of them was always the one that wasn't probably sober.
Now, back to this week's clips from the ever-magical Loser Line. Next message. Hey, this is Joe from the Costco food court yesterday. I was looking for a place to sit. Let me sit at your table. By the way, thanks. That was really cool of you. I get kind of lonely eating alone, but I'm kind of used to it anyway. I just look, I'm calling because I think I feel like I may need to apologize.
I, you know, I know I sort of kind of unloaded about the whole Kirkland signature chips. You know, it's just, I can't believe that Costco would replace their 72 ounce bags with the damn Nestle brand crap. That's why I threw my hot dog against that soda machine. What are they thinking? Are they stupid guys? Yes, I'm going off camera. Anyway, but look, hope to see you back at the co.
Maybe we can meet up.
Chapter 6: What are some memorable moments from past episodes?
They're calling it the co now? Does anybody call it that? I don't know. How many single people need to shop at Costco? I know. I never go. People tell me to go. I'm like, I'm alone. How many chips is one man buying? I know he's upset about him, but like. Well, you misunderstand how lonely he really is. He needs the full 72-ounce bag of chips. So much so he's willing to waste the hot dogs.
Now you're losing money, bro. Costco brings out the emotions in all of us. You mean the co. Sorry, at the co. That's where it's at today. Next message. Hi. It's Billy. You like tongue twisters? Oh, I do. Because they make my mouth tickle. Sneaky Simon saw and snatched up seven slippery spiders.
Chapter 7: How do the hosts engage with their audience during the show?
Isn't that fun? I love that one. I love Sneaky Simon. He's so great. Now you do one for me. Okay, I'm waiting. All right. Yeah, send it to me whenever. Okay. Next message. Oh, wow, dude. I cringe so hard there. I need to know wherever this person met that man because I need to avoid that place at all costs. The words that he put together I've never heard before. Yeah.
It's not that different than Sally and Seashells. I know. Wait till he hears about Peter Piper. Oh, my God. You guys are going to lose it. Oh, my goodness.
you have to see the video of us like all cringing as we listen to that message no because everyone in the car is doing the same thing i can guarantee you everyone listening right now look at a video and see the mirror of you yeah but one person out there was like oh Tongue twister's so hot. Whatever the opposite of AMSR is, that was it. That's what it was.
Chapter 8: What can listeners expect in future episodes of the Loser Line?
Remember, you can listen to Loser Line regularly at this time every week. And make sure you subscribe to the Brooke and Jeffrey TikTok where you can hear your favorite Loser Lines right there. We got a phone tap coming up. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Joy is essential and it's also elusive. But now there's a new and exciting way to start your journey toward a more joyful existence. Joy 101. It's a new podcast hosted by me, Hoda Kotb. If you're craving inspiration to maximize your joy, tune into these candid, uplifting, and moving on-air chats. Listen to Joy 101 on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Joy 101 with Hoda Kotb is presented by CVS.
There was no anything inside those eyes. They turned black. It scared the hell out of me. Evil, wake up. I'm the one that saw the murder take place by Krivak and DePippo. Anthony DePippo showed no signs of remorse, appearing unfazed after being sentenced to the maximum.
I said I'm not guilty. I'll take it to the grave. Listen to The Devil's Quarry and the Bone Valley Feed on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Happy Pride from the Outspoken Podcast Network. All month long and all year round, we're celebrating being loud, proud, and always original. It's me, Brandon Kyle Goodman, host of the podcast Tell Me Something Messy. Check out my show for unfiltered takes on dating, relationships, and adulting.
Listen to High Key for the best pop culture takes, and there are no girls on the internet for all your tech news. For your favorite celebrity kikis, check out Outlaws with T.S. Madison. Learn to love yourself unapologetically with BFF, Black Fat Femme. And start your day with intention with Waking Up With Ryan, coming in July. Celebrate pride with the Outspoken Network.
Open your free iHeartRadio app, search pride, and listen now.
From daily news to dating fails, conspiracy theories to cooking with celebrities who can't actually cook, Amazon Music's got the most ad-free top podcasts ready to entertain, included with Prime.
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