Loser Line (7/20/26)
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Hey girl, what's up with you? Wait a minute, is this the right number? It's the loser line. Come on, just call me back. If you haven't heard the loser line before, it works like this. Let's say someone approaches you while you're out at the club and uses this charming pickup line on you.
Okay.
Hey, girl, I'd totally take you to the movies, but they don't let you bring in your own snacks. That's so good! After that, whatever you do, don't pour hot liquid butter down his cargo shorts. Oh, that's going to stain. Because he likes that. Instead, tell him you got a BOGO deal for some Raisinets if he wants to join you in the back row for the live action Moana. Because no one's in the theater for that. What can I say except you're welcome. That's when you give him the number to the loser line. So hopefully he calls it and leaves an awkward voicemail that we can play over the air. Voicemails like this one.
Next message. Hey, it's from the wedding.
Remember me? I just wanted to say thanks for laughing at my jokes when we were at the bar, even though looking back on it, you were probably laughing just because I had barbecue sauce on my head for like 20 minutes. Of course, nobody told me to have one. Just so you know, I was going to ask you to dance. It's just your grandma challenged me first, and then she wouldn't let me leave. Cause we did the electric slide. We did the YMCA and then she was grinding on me to maroon five. And I, I don't think that that's even a grinding song, but I don't know. After she had her way with me during the chicken dance, like I was completely exhausted.
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