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Brooke and Jeffrey

Masked Speaker: Subway Sandwich Secrets

16 Oct 2025

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Chapter 1: What unusual job did the speaker have during college?

0.031 - 18.774 Unknown

And she said, Johnny, the kids didn't come home last night. Along the central Texas plains, teens are dying. Suicides that don't make sense. Strange accidents and brutal murders. In what seems to be a plot ripped straight out of Breaking Bad.

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19.255 - 25.583 Brooke

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34.94 - 36.222 Dani Shapiro

Hi, I'm Dani Shapiro.

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36.583 - 48.803 Jeff

We were in the car, like a rolling stone came on, and he said, there's a line in there about your mother. And I said, what? What I would do if I didn't feel like I was being accepted is choose an identity that other people can't have.

49.124 - 54.772 Unknown

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55.093 - 66.69 Dani Shapiro

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Chapter 2: Who was Doug and what was his surprising behavior?

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135.74 - 156.764 Dr. Elizabeth Poynter

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166.52 - 187.039 Jeff

Text to 78592 says, I love licking the tops of 8-volt batteries. It gives my tongue a fun little tingle. I'm on my third battery this year.

187.62 - 190.503 Brooke

Okay. I liked the taste of pennies when I was little.

191.684 - 192.865 Jeff

Just that you didn't swallow, though.

Chapter 3: What strange incident occurred involving the FBI?

192.845 - 193.686 Brooke

No, I didn't swallow it.

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193.706 - 204.737 Jeff

That's good. Good restraint, Brooke. Honestly, it just sounds like your stereotypical Brooke and Jeffrey listener with that text. They're getting themselves charged up to listen to a brand new edition of the Mass Speaker.

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204.797 - 207.179 Brooke

Who needs caffeine when you've got batteries, Jeff?

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207.199 - 218.751 Jeff

That's right, where people can come on our show and share a secret they have anonymously because we hide your true voice. And today we have a woman who wants to go by the fake name Amanda. So, Amanda, welcome to the show.

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219.085 - 221.308 Amanda

Hi, thanks.

221.328 - 227.836 Brooke

Are you consuming anything you're not supposed to for this mass speaker? Uh, like what? I don't know.

228.216 - 235.986 Jeff

Yeah, we're not going to go through the whole list of things you shouldn't be putting in your mouth, but the voice changer is on. You are the mass speaker, Amanda. Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.

237.027 - 243.895 Amanda

So it's public record now, but I don't think most people actually like know about this.

243.915 - 245.117 Jeff

Oh, that's fine.

Chapter 4: How did Doug manage to acquire a luxury car?

245.898 - 246.358 Amanda

Yeah.

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246.378 - 247.86 Jeff

It makes it sound like it's going to be a crime.

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249.038 - 256.771 Amanda

It's not my crime. Okay. So when I was in college, I didn't have rich parents or anything. You know, I had to like work my way through school. Oh, wait.

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256.791 - 257.953 Brooke

You're going to gross Jeff out.

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257.973 - 261.92 Jeff

You're going to gross him out. Hold on. Jeff goes to normal parents. Oh, no.

262.36 - 263.983 Amanda

I'm just kidding. That's pretty common.

264.003 - 265.966 Jeff

I think it's great that you worked your way through college.

265.986 - 271.215 Amanda

Yeah. Well, I got a job at Subway. So like I would work like maybe four nights a week.

271.28 - 272.161 Brooke

Okay. Nice.

Chapter 5: What illegal activity was Doug involved in?

272.221 - 276.087 Brooke

Yeah. But you're getting free food as a college kid.

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276.127 - 279.913 Jeff

So it's sweet. And it just always smells like fresh bread. Oh, yeah.

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280.413 - 300.656 Amanda

And so it wasn't just like a college town. So we had like random people work there. And one of my coworkers, I'll call him Doug. And he was probably twice my age at the time, like mid-40s or something. And he would complain about rent, utilities, and minimum wage, all that. Sure, I hear Doug.

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300.916 - 303.458 Brooke

Let's go, Doug. You're on to something, man.

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303.739 - 305.16 Jeff

Everybody knows a Doug in their life.

305.28 - 306.441 Brooke

I think I am Doug.

306.862 - 318.313 Amanda

Okay, I hope you have this, Doug, because one day he came in and he was driving this bright blue Bentley. And I was like, how? What?

319.357 - 320.999 Jeff

Wow. Doug owns the subway?

Chapter 6: How much money did Doug reportedly steal from the hospital?

321.36 - 323.583 Amanda

I'm just thinking Doug's a drug dealer.

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323.783 - 327.248 Jeff

A blue Bentley. He just randomly showed up.

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327.508 - 336.74 Amanda

Yeah. He said he won it in like a car giveaway contest at the mall or something. But even still, you got to pay the taxes on those things.

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336.76 - 340.445 Jeff

Oh, yeah. So he says he won it at a contest at the mall.

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340.465 - 345.392 Amanda

Yeah. And we were just like, oh, that's cool. Congrats. But then we noticed he started like dressing nicer.

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Hmm.

346.053 - 350.198 Amanda

Like, designer brands. He came in with a Gucci bag. We're like, okay, Doug.

350.458 - 354.523 Jeff

It's like he won the lottery. Yeah. What's going on with Doug? He still works at Subway at this point?

Chapter 7: What was the outcome of Doug's legal troubles?

354.844 - 358.749 Amanda

Yeah. I honestly don't know why he was still working then because he wasn't complaining about rent anymore, you know?

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359.009 - 366.138 Jeff

And when you say working, he's the same job as you. He's making sandwiches, right? Taking orders. Suddenly he's like, this job actually plays pretty well, don't you think?

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He's going to raise.

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369.301 - 369.442 Unknown

Okay.

369.462 - 370.643 Jeff

That's so funny.

370.724 - 381.168 Amanda

This went on for, like, months, I guess, because one time he even tried taking me aside and was like, hey, I know you're paying for school. Like, here's 500 bucks to help you out. That's nice.

381.188 - 382.05 Jeff

Oh, my gosh.

382.07 - 382.731 Brooke

Is that nice?

Chapter 8: What lessons can be learned from Doug's story?

387.883 - 388.885 Jeff

Did you take the money?

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389.793 - 415.699 Amanda

i got a weird feeling and i was like no that's okay thank you and yeah yeah i mean you felt off yeah you don't trust your guy clearly something weird is going on with doug where his whole life has turned around all of a sudden like yeah what's going on yeah did you figure it out conclusion did he rob a bank so one night we're at work with me and doug and these two guys walk up and they're wearing dark glasses and they're all fancy and suits yeah and

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415.915 - 423.929 Amanda

And they asked for Doug, like, by his full name. And they say they're with the FBI. What? What?

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423.949 - 425.592 Jeff

Oh, my gosh. The FBI?

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425.772 - 428.497 Amanda

And they actually dress like they're doing movies? That's crazy.

428.597 - 429.639 Jeff

Oh, my God.

430.08 - 440.138 Amanda

Yeah, I saw them, like, confirm his identity or whatever, and then, like, walk him outside. You know, all of it. Like, cuff him. What? Take him away. Cuff him? So I never saw Doug again.

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Oh.

441.177 - 444.868 Jeff

What? But... How do you say this so casually?

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