Chapter 1: What embarrassing confession does the guest share about a wedding?
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Chapter 2: What unexpected event occurred during the wedding night?
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Chapter 3: How did the fire alarm incident unfold at the wedding?
Is that hesitancy because of us or because of what you're about to say? Yeah, I mean, I just... It's a little embarrassing, but I'm glad that I can kind of get it off my chest.
All right.
Beautiful. Let's help you do that right now because voice changer's on. You are the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.
Okay, so I hate to even admit that this wasn't very long ago, but I attended a friend's wedding recently. Okay. I went into the night just expecting it to be wholesome, a little crying during the vows, a little dancing.
Right. Typical wedding. Maybe you drink too much, whatever. Totally. That's where you go to drink a lot. Make out with a groomsman. Vomit into the punch bowl. Sure. All right, guys, stop giving examples.
Okay.
Just a normal, wholesome wedding. Grind up on the grandpa. Oh, wow. We've all been there. I never want to go to weddings with you guys. Yeah, you've lost everyone. Okay, so typical night you're expecting.
Yeah, I mean, I was more thinking like a cute Instagram moment.
Although, yes, very Instagrammable things that we brought up.
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Chapter 4: What feelings did the guest experience after the wedding chaos?
You must be at a Gen Z wedding then.
Yeah, okay, so what happened?
So there was a very cute guy that sat at my table and started talking and had instant chemistry. I'm going to tell you, being a bride, you're just like, who can I sit together?
It is all orchestrated, my friend. You're not put at that table for no reason. You're at a celebration of love, so it's in the air.
Yes, and I thank her for that, for sure. Laughing a lot. We had lots of drinks. We danced. At one point during the night, we found ourselves alone in some side hallway of the venue. And we're talking, we're flirting. She goes in for the kiss and turned into a very passionate, full-on make-out session.
Successful wedding night.
Yes, great wedding. It was absolutely great until suddenly... There was flashing lights, sirens, and just absolute chaos.
What?
I thought you were in a hallway.
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Chapter 5: How did the wedding guests react to the fire alarm?
Yeah, so we're looking around, and it turns out during our overly enthusiastic makeout session, one of us had... accidentally, like, grabbed and pulled the fire alarm handle.
Oh, no. No way. Whoa. Oh, no. That is an intense makeout. Oh. Well, they're also pretty drunk.
Yeah.
So, I mean, I don't know if it's intense or just sloppy. Yeah. This smoke alarm's real loud. Yeah. It's, like, really loud.
Oh, my God.
Oh, no. What happens?
Yeah, so we run back to the main area where everyone is evacuating the building.
Oh.
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Chapter 6: What awkward moments followed the fire alarm during the wedding?
Oh.
In the middle of the wedding? No way.
We have to stand outside for like an hour while the firemen go in and inspect the building. At this point, I feel terrible because here I am accidentally ruining my friend's wedding. Do not tell her this.
Does she know?
No. But, like, it's even more awkward because we finally get the green light to go back inside, and they had to, like, rush the rest of all the events. Like, super speed cake cutting.
Oh, no. You have to be out at, like, a certain time. They're just putting the cake in to-go boxes. Get over here. Come on. You were making out before the cake cutting even happened?
Dang.
I mean, a vibe's a vibe.
She got up and left the table just to make it out in the hallway. It was so awkward, right?
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Chapter 7: How did the guest feel about ruining their friend's wedding?
As they were doing the speeches, they were also doing, like, the garter tradition. So, like, the groom is, like, under the bride's dress while the best man was roasting him.
I mean, the garter toss is always awkward anyway. Yeah, it's never good. All right, guys. First dance and last dance are going to be combined right now. Let's put everybody on the floor. Oh, my God. Did the guy you were making out with feel bad, too? Oh, yeah.
Yeah, we didn't even speak with each other for the rest of the night. Like, we were so ashamed. We couldn't be caught together in case, I don't know, someone figured it out.
Why do I feel like he told the groom and the groom probably knows all these years but never is telling the bride? The guys work so different then. Yeah. Yeah, man, it was me. I was making out with the whole wedding. It was awesome at your wedding. Sorry about that fire alarm.
Chapter 8: What humorous insights were shared about wedding mishaps?
I can understand why you wouldn't want to talk to the guy, though, for the rest of the night because... You don't want to be associated. Yeah. Or, like, get into another makeout and suddenly you set off the fire extinguisher. Back to where you started.
On the outside chance, he does say something like, you didn't see me with him that night. I don't know what you're talking about. Cover your tracks. Dude, I would never tell her.
Yeah, I actually agree. I bet you she'd look at you different. Even though it was an accident.
Totally.
yeah it was an accident that affected like everything else a little funny but kind of terrible and so like yeah thank you for hearing it because she never can well in a good way you made her wedding memorable that's true you never remember things that go smoothly there you go nobody cares it's not a boring wedding it's not a story then unforgettable evening that's for sure look at
And who knows, maybe somewhere down the road, she'll ruin your wedding in a few years from now. Oh, man. Well, thank you for coming on and confessing, Shannon. And text in 78592 if you have a confession you've been holding on to. We'll hide your identity, mask your voice, and make you our next mass speaker. Phone tap's coming up right after this.
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Where does your group perform? We do some retirement homes. Those people are starving for banter.
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