Missed Connections (7/13/26)
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What is the podcast 'Missed Connections' and how does this episode open?
This is Shirley Strawberry from the Strawberry Letter. The World Cup brings people together. Blue Campaign is using this global moment to raise awareness of human trafficking. It affects real people across the U.S. every day, and it doesn't always look the way we'd expect. So get informed, learn the signs, and help break the silence. Visit bluecampaign.gov slash World Cup.
What's up, fam? It's sports journalist Ari Chambers. Hey, what's up, y'all? It's your girl, Sam Jay. And we're the hosts of Everyone Watches Women's Sports, a new podcast from Together. We're breaking down the biggest headlines, the viral moments, and the stories everyone's talking about across women's sports. From game-changing performances to culture-shifting conversations, we'll give you our takes, our debates, and a few laughs along the way. Because everyone watches women's sports. Listen to Everyone Watches Women's Sports on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
I'm Jake Brennan, and on the Disgraceland podcast, I explore the wild lives of rock stars and unbelievable true crime stories from music history. These are the stories you haven't heard, the kind you'll end up telling someone else. Like the time Paul McCartney spent in a notorious prison or the bizarre crime Lady Gaga is accused of. Or that time Blondie's Debbie Harry escaped Ted Bundy. Listen to Disgraceland on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
My first guest is Terrence Hilton. Shakira. Luke and Yerin. We have surprises. Many surprises. Welcome to the Sweet 305 podcast where the group chat comes to life. What up?
You're the only person I know that loves a yellow Starburst.
It's lemonade.
How do the hosts introduce the show's concept and set the tone?
This is Sweet 305. Here, oversharing is encouraged. Listen to Sweet 305 with Lele Pons on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Can superstars even exist the way they used to? 2016 was sort of that last era of monoculture where we still consumed things in community. Everybody wanted to be Beyonce at that point. I don't think we'll ever see another Rihanna. What does it mean to be Black and eat in America? You will never make me feel bad for being a Black girl, for being a Black American girl ever. From music to food to the conversations shaping Black culture right now, Therapy for Black Girls is bringing it all to the mic. Listen to Therapy for Black Girls on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, cutie. We need eye contact. Missed connections. That was me staring.
There's only two places to find true love in this world. One is at the local farmer's market when you lock eyes with a stranger as they unhinge their jaw like a python to swallow a watermelon whole.
That was such a description.
That's love. The other is on the pages of Craigslist.org. We scour that website every week to find the best missed connections that they have to offer, like this first one titled Three Strikes and You Can Take Me Out. woman for man 32 east side baseball diamond she says i met you during beer league softball game you were the umpire and i was the woman in the cutoff budweiser t-shirt extremely pumped doing burpees in the dugout before the game oh my god she's that one person on the team that you're like you're taking this way too seriously why are you here When I got to the plate, I couldn't see your face because you had your umpire mask on. But I could see those arms. I remember telling you that you had some grade A beef hanging from those shoulders.
Come on, that'd be a compliment, wouldn't it? And I'd like me a steak.
You pretended not to understand. I get it. Wink. Keep it professional.
Yeah, that makes sense.
When the count got to three and one, for some reason I thought, hey, with my beefy legs and your grade A arms, we might be able to make a beefy baby. That sounds so gross.
I don't know why. I don't like that. I say let's flank steak it.
Ended up striking out of course my head was in the clouds But I wasn't gonna let that stop me from flirting So I started criticizing every call you made against my That checks out with a burpee dugout girl
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