Phone Tap: Bundle Your Grave

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Brooke and Jeffrey 11 min 9 speakers 4 chapters transcribed 1 month ago
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What is the premise of the 'Phone Tap: Bundle Your Grave' prank?

Chelsea Handler 0:00
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Sam Jay 0:09
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Nick Turturro 0:30
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Mungish Atigular 1:05
I'm Mungish Atigular, and I'm back with a new season of my podcast, Skyline Drive. This time I talk to scientists, biopunks, curmudgeons, blues owners, super seniors, and Goa's top cryotherapy lab to try to understand this obsession with living forever and what it means for all of us. And I get into a bit of trouble along the way.
Stacey Dales 1:24
I'd say probably start bone smashing. That doesn't work. Make it look more defined. They say it works. I don't know.
Mungish Atigular 1:29
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How do the hosts introduce sponsor promos and show context before the prank?

Bill (podcast promo host) 1:37
Bill, why is my eye twitching? Does this mean I'm in perimenopause? Where's my phone?
Juliana (podcast promo) 1:41
Juliana, maybe we can ask an actual human.
Bill (podcast promo host) 1:43
Yes, because I have questions, and I bet you do too. Like, is it normal to sleep in separate bedrooms? We do that, and I still need to know why my poop's been green.
Juliana (podcast promo) 1:53
We've got actual people answering these exact questions. Listen to Bill and Juliana.
Bill (podcast promo host) 1:58
The podcast.
Juliana (podcast promo) 1:59
On the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your podcasts.
Paul Verzi 2:06
Paul Verzi here, and I want to talk to you about Paul's Best Podcast on Will Ferrell's Big Money Players Network and iHeartRadio. I sit down each week with a special guest, and we discuss the absolute best of things. Pete Davidson.
Jeffrey (Broken Jeffrey) - Jeffrey from Brooke and Jeffrey 2:18
It's that, and then there's everything else. Dude, his whole life has sounded like the first drop of a roller coaster.
Unknown 2:25
Mark Norman. I mean, I can't even tell you, Paul, how crazy it was. It was insane.
Paul Verzi 2:30
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Jeffrey (Broken Jeffrey) - Jeffrey from Brooke and Jeffrey 2:36
i need to ask a question to the room okay it's a broken jeffrey in the morning is it okay to make fun of the dead
Unknown 2:43
I think it depends.
Jeffrey (Broken Jeffrey) - Jeffrey from Brooke and Jeffrey 2:45
Not the recently dead.
Unknown 2:46
Oh, like a long time ago dead?
Jeffrey (Broken Jeffrey) - Jeffrey from Brooke and Jeffrey 2:48
Yeah, how far back can we go? Like early 1900s? Oh, yeah. Can I roast Napoleon? Oh, for sure. Are we okay with that? Yeah. Take down Napoleon today? Yeah. All right.
Paul Verzi 2:58
It's hard to take him down more. He's pretty short.
Jeffrey (Broken Jeffrey) - Jeffrey from Brooke and Jeffrey 2:59
I only ask because I call a lady and tell her I'm the new owner of the cemetery where her great, great grandparents are buried.
Unknown 3:07
Oh, my gosh. This actually may be too soon still. I'm not sure.
Jeffrey (Broken Jeffrey) - Jeffrey from Brooke and Jeffrey 3:11
She doesn't even know who they are.
Oh.
Jeffrey (Broken Jeffrey) - Jeffrey from Brooke and Jeffrey 3:13
I literally say their names. She's never heard of them. But I've decided some changes need to be made immediately. In your phone tap right now. Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s. Hello? Hi, is this Kim ****? Yeah, who's calling? Kim **** from the Detroit metro area? Attended **** in high school? Um, that's me, but who's this? My name is Barry. Barry DeGrave. And I've been trying to reach you for quite some time. I am so glad I got a hold of you. Ugh. Okay. What is this call about? Right. I'm the owner of the L*** Hill East Cemetery, where your great-great-grandparents were laid to rest back in 1889. My great-great-grandparents? Yeah. You know, Cecilia and Thaddeus L***. Um, no, no, not really. Well, if you've done a family tree, then you've probably seen their names, right?

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