Phone Tap: Clover the Librarian

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Brooke and Jeffrey 9 min 5 speakers 3 chapters transcribed 2 months ago
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Shirley Strawberry 0:00
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Brooke (Host) 1:01
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Jonas Knox 1:13
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Brooke (Host) 1:16
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Jonas Knox 1:18
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Brooke (Host) 1:20
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Jake Brennan 1:30
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Unknown 2:03
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Stacey Dales 2:21
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Unknown 2:27
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Clover (prank caller / library employee) 2:34
Recently, we got an email from a guy who was beside himself when he learned that his buddy still goes to the library to rent DVDs.
Unknown 2:42
Oh, that is not funny. We're all looking at Brock. That is not funny.
Clover (prank caller / library employee) 2:46
There were.
Unknown 2:47
Nothing about that is funny.
Clover (prank caller / library employee) 2:48
There were a lot of ha-has and he-he's with mocking tones surrounding it when he learned that.
Unknown 2:53
But you wouldn't believe the choices that they have at the library.
Clover (prank caller / library employee) 2:57
I don't think I would believe them.
Unknown 2:57
Deep catalogs.
Clover (prank caller / library employee) 2:58
He even told us one specific DVD his friend rented that was going to be late. So we took advantage of what was on it and brought back our good friend Clover, ex-British black ops, to call him out in your phone tap right now.
Shirley Strawberry 3:12
Hello?
Clover (prank caller / library employee) 3:17
You're late. What? I said you're late. Late? I think you have the wrong number. Oh, I believe I have the right number. Is this Andy? Yeah, it is. That's you, correct. Did you say Clover? What? What you clearly haven't figured out yet is that I work at the library you tend to frequent.
Unknown 3:56
Are you... You're an employee at the library?
Clover (prank caller / library employee) 3:59
Affirmative. And my system says you rented the DVD Italian Job from us recently. And according to my watch, it's precisely three minutes late. Three minutes? Hey, come on, are you kidding me? I'm serious as a doorknob. I don't know what that means, but I plan to return it today. You say that, and I'd like to believe you. But what I'm wondering is, why are you holding on to it so long? What's the motive? There's no motive. It's just late. Conveniently late. Almost like it was planned. I just haven't watched it yet.
Unknown 4:35
I'm going to watch it right now.
Clover (prank caller / library employee) 4:36
Oh, now you haven't watched it, but before you were going to return it.

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