Phone Tap: Give Me A Baby

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Shirley Strawberry 0:00
This is Shirley Strawberry from the Strawberry Letter. The World Cup brings people together. Blue Campaign is using this global moment to raise awareness of human trafficking. It affects real people across the U.S. every day, and it doesn't always look the way we'd expect. So get informed, learn the signs, and help break the silence. Visit bluecampaign.gov slash World Cup.
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Fred Armisen 0:56
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Fred Armisen 1:14
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Brooke (Brooke from Brooke and Jeffrey) 1:47
And we're the hosts of Everyone Watches Women's Sports, a new podcast from Together. We're breaking down the biggest headlines, the viral moments, and the stories everyone's talking about across women's sports.
Shirley Strawberry 1:58
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Chelsea Handler 2:13
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Shirley Strawberry 2:22
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Jeffrey (Brooke and Jeffrey host) 2:43
Today we call a soon-to-be father whose wife is having a baby shower this weekend. But just because he's married and his baby is on the way doesn't mean other women at the party can't flirt with him a little, right? I mean, he is a catch. That's why, in our opinion, Brooke has the green light to call this taken man and try to shoot her shot.
Brooke (Brooke from Brooke and Jeffrey) 3:08
I love dads.
Jeffrey (Brooke and Jeffrey host) 3:09
Yeah. Things could get awkward in your phone tap right now.
Shirley Strawberry 3:14
Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.
Jeffrey (Brooke and Jeffrey host) 3:18
Hello?
Shirley Strawberry 3:19
Hey, Connor.
Connor (call recipient) 3:22
Hey.
Brooke (Brooke from Brooke and Jeffrey) 3:25
Who's this? This is Debra. You don't know me, but I'm your wife Sadie's friend. And you know what she didn't tell me?
Connor (call recipient) 3:31
What's that?
Brooke (Brooke from Brooke and Jeffrey) 3:33
She didn't tell me you had such a manly voice. Oh, my God. She's holding out on me. So funny. So anyway, I'm just calling for a congratulations and I'm going to be at Sadie's baby shower this weekend. Oh, so fun.
Connor (call recipient) 3:49
Yeah, great. Yeah, I'm sure she's looking forward to having you there.
Brooke (Brooke from Brooke and Jeffrey) 3:54
I'm blushing. Oh, God. Let me get my head straight.
Connor (call recipient) 4:01
Yeah, is everything okay there?
Brooke (Brooke from Brooke and Jeffrey) 4:04
You're asking if I'm okay? Chivalrous 2, no wonder she snapped you up.
Connor (call recipient) 4:11
Okay.
Brooke (Brooke from Brooke and Jeffrey) 4:12
So I just was going to see if you could help me come up with like an extra special baby gift.
Connor (call recipient) 4:17
Oh, yeah, that's actually very nice of you.
Brooke (Brooke from Brooke and Jeffrey) 4:21
Oh, my God. Some of the compliments. Sadie told me you're, like, awesome, but I didn't know you were, like, the perfect man.
Connor (call recipient) 4:30
Well, I mean, you know, I'm hardly that, but thank you.

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