Chapter 1: What is the prank call about?
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Chapter 2: Why did the gym member only visit once?
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Chapter 3: What irregular activity was noticed on the member's account?
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It's time for your prank call. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and today we call a well-intentioned man.
Oh, I thought you were going to say endowed.
Sorry to disappoint. He's just well-intentioned.
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Chapter 4: What is the 'TAWO' program offered by the gym?
I'll take this one instead. And he definitely wants to get back in shape.
Oh, good for him.
That's why he joined a gym a little less than a year ago, and so far his actual attendance at said gym has been really nothing to write home about. He's admitted that to his buddy, and his buddy went and told us. It was a big mistake. So we're going to be calling him from the gym, maybe with some other more doable options for his fitness journey. You'll hear him in your phone tap right now.
Hello.
Hi, I'm calling from fitness world. Okay. Yeah. I'm looking for Anthony. My name is Derek Flexmore. Sorry. Did I meet you when you came in? I don't believe so. Okay. I feel like I would remember that voice. Yeah, I'm just calling because we've noticed some irregular activity on your account.
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Chapter 5: How does the gym justify a bathroom-only membership?
What do you mean irregular? Like somebody's trying to scam me or something? Well, no, not a scam. It's just you've been a member for eight months. Yeah, I just kind of just got there. Well, eight months isn't just got there. It's a while. But according to our system, you've scanned in one time. Yeah, okay. And that was to use the bathroom. Uh-oh. I mean, how do you know I was using the bathroom?
I mean, I scanned, so. Well, we have video cameras in here, so we know what's going on. Wait, what? Anyway, I just wanted to check. Are you still interested in fitness? I am. I mean, I came into the gym, so. But only that one time to pop a squat.
Chapter 6: What does the gym employee reveal about their own fitness journey?
I mean, so far, yeah, I've been busy. So what's up? Got it. Yeah, I totally understand. You know, we actually offer a program for that. Okay, what's the program? It's called TAWO. T-A-W-O. It's an acronym for thinking about working out. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what? What did you just say? To woe.
It's for members who aren't ready physically to get in shape, but are emotionally considering it. Are you joking with me, or is this something that you guys really have? That's a thing. No joke. It's all real. And with to woe, you'd come in, walk around, maybe touch a dumbbell, if you're comfortable with that. No pressure, though. And we'll even take a pic for your IG.
Chapter 7: How does the prank call conclude?
Are you guys serious right now? No, I am. That's what most of our bathroom-only members say at first. Excuse me, wait. Bathroom-only members? We have that option as well. Bathroom-only members can pay full price for the membership, but they're only allowed to use the bathroom. But that doesn't make any sense to me.
Why would you pay full price for a membership just to come in and use the bathroom? Okay, well, that seems like a question you should be asking yourself in the mirror right now. Oh, my God. Because that's what you've done. All right, this is kind of getting ridiculous. I didn't ask for you to call me, bro. Anthony, can I just be honest with you? I thought you were doing that right now.
Well, yeah, but I'm going to be even more honest because I used to be just like you. Okay, so what does that mean? I used to go to bathrooms all over the city trying to avoid everything and everyone. What?
Chapter 8: What is the reaction of the victim after the prank is revealed?
I even took a twosie in a Wendy's parking lot one time.
Oh, my God.
I know, I know. But then I started microdosing ketamine every morning, and now I'm back in the gym. No more excuses for this guy. Well, I'm going to tell you the truth, man. That's not me. I'm planning on working out. You're saying we're alike, but we're different. I said all those things when I was you on ketamine. So I get it. Oh, boy. I'm just wondering. I'm going to toss it out there.
Do you want to maybe come in this week and at least look at a treadmill? All right. I'm not doing this right now. We don't have to just do that. We could go to the bathroom before and after you see it. No, this call is ridiculous. Absolutely bonkers. So that's what I'm not doing right now. Last offer. How about a light stroll past the cardio section on Saturday afternoon?
I don't even want to say to you. Hear me out. Once we accomplish that, I'll even go in the stall next to you and we'll celebrate together. How did you get hired? How? How are you working there right now? I'm not sure I understand the question. You're mad rude. This is not customer service. Oh, God. I just remembered I don't work there. You can't work there. Not with this attitude, bro. You can't.
You're right. I don't work at the gym. I work on a radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning, and I'm doing this prank phone call on you. What? What was I thinking? Radio. Yeah. I'm sorry, bro. This is actually a prank call. My name is Jeff from Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a phone tap on you. Are you serious? This is a joke.
Yeah, it's all because your buddy Casey wanted us to get you. He said that you were talking to him the other day, saying you were spending a lot of money on a gym and you weren't even going. So he wanted to give you a hard time. That jerk off. He did. I am not telling him anything ever. Oh, my God. Hey, you know what? That's a good policy.
Just like our bathrooms-only membership, where you pay full price just to use the bathroom. Sounds good. I'm going to go to Taco Bell first, and then I'll come. Okay. Now you're talking about a whole different membership. Yeah, I bet. I bet you would.
Broken Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.
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