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Brooke and Jeffrey

Phone Tap: Rhinoplasty In Peace

25 Sep 2025

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Chapter 1: What is the premise of today's phone tap involving a makeup artist?

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Chapter 2: What unexpected responsibilities does the makeup artist face at the funeral home?

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145.46 - 147.167 Dr. Priyanka Wally

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Chapter 3: How does the conversation shift to the topic of rhinoplasty for deceased individuals?

147.288 - 152.631 Dr. Priyanka Wally

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180.728 - 199.345 Jeff

it's time for your phone tap and normally we don't get juicy opportunities like this we love juicy we just don't but when we got an email from a woman saying her sister works as a makeup artist and things have been a little slow lately so she took a temp job over at a funeral home we knew we could not resist

199.325 - 204.009 Jeff

Apparently, she's never done makeup for the deceased or even been in a funeral home before.

204.349 - 204.79 Dr. Laurie Santos

Oh, goodness.

204.81 - 211.015 Jeff

So her new employer is about to enlighten her on what her new responsibilities are going to be once she starts.

Chapter 4: What reasons are given for performing cosmetic procedures on the deceased?

216.74 - 219.302 Mike Della Rocha

Weekday mornings on the 20s.

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219.322 - 220.963 Jeff

Hello? Hi, is this Tiffany?

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223.045 - 224.466 Tiffany

Yes, who's calling?

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224.846 - 229.23 Jeff

Hey, this is Harry. Harry Bigsby from *** and Son's Funeral Home.

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230.392 - 230.853 Tiffany

Oh, hi.

231.453 - 233.415 Jeff

I heard you're going to be doing some work for us here.

235.057 - 241.624 Tiffany

Uh-huh. Yeah, I did talk to my recruiter about maybe working in some funeral homes. So, yeah.

241.644 - 248.052 Jeff

Yeah, exactly. You know, just doing makeup and general aesthetic stuff. So when can you start? Because we are backed up.

Chapter 5: How does the makeup artist react to the idea of working on deceased bodies?

249.753 - 252.797 Tiffany

I guess next Monday would be the earliest I could do.

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253.117 - 267.475 Jeff

Perfect. And just curious, have you ever blushed a body before? Excuse me? Blush to body, funeral touch-up, cadaver come-to-life makeover. She's using normal insider terms.

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268.717 - 275.387 Tiffany

Yeah, no, I'm not familiar with those terms. I've actually only done makeup on real people before.

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275.848 - 280.055 Jeff

Yeah, that's fine. It's really not that hard. And they move around a lot less.

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280.896 - 281.297 Tiffany

Oh.

281.497 - 283.5 Jeff

So it makes your job easier, right?

284.054 - 284.595 Tiffany

Okay.

284.675 - 285.395 Jeff

That was a joke.

Chapter 6: What humorous comparisons are made about the makeup process for the deceased?

285.415 - 291.441 Jeff

A little funeral home joke for you. Okay. They're not moving because they're dead.

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292.422 - 297.127 Tiffany

Right, right. Yeah, so I can be ready Monday.

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297.307 - 310.06 Jeff

Perfect. And we've also started a new thing here just a couple months ago where the deceased are now receiving rhinoplasty. Oh. What? You know, nose jobs? Rhinoplasty?

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311.061 - 313.283 Tiffany

Yeah, I know. Yeah, I know what that is.

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313.303 - 314.044 Jeff

Oh, good. Okay.

Chapter 7: What shocking request does the funeral home make regarding a body coming in?

314.682 - 318.167 Tiffany

Okay, but you're saying dead people are getting them?

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318.287 - 318.788 Jeff

Exactly.

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319.989 - 320.47 Tiffany

Why?

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321.171 - 331.545 Jeff

Lots of reasons. Mostly for the viewing ceremony. A lot of Gen Zers now, they want to take selfies, and they want Pop Pop to look good for them. So that's where you come in.

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332.686 - 337.513 Tiffany

No, I don't think that's where I come in. I just do the makeup part.

337.533 - 342.259 Jeff

Yes, you're in charge of the makeup, but you'll also be in charge of that part as well.

342.678 - 347.644 Tiffany

That wasn't on the list of requirements that I talked to my recruiter about.

348.445 - 353.711 Jeff

Well, it's probably because it's the new thing that we're doing, so it wasn't on the job listing. But you'll be great.

354.232 - 356.755 Tiffany

I don't have a medical license. I'm not a doctor.

Chapter 8: How does the phone tap conclude and what is the reaction of the makeup artist?

356.775 - 366.206 Jeff

I cannot do... You don't need a medical license or anything. I mean, they're deceased, so it's not a life or death situation.

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366.827 - 372.595 Tiffany

It's still a nose job on a human being. I've never done that. I can't do that.

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372.915 - 383.01 Jeff

We have a YouTube video. So if you just bring your phone into work with you, hit that QR code and just follow along. It's literally like putting together an Ikea bench.

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383.03 - 383.63 Tiffany

No.

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383.65 - 384.672 Jeff

Super simple.

384.692 - 386.154 Tiffany

I'm sorry. No.

386.174 - 388.277 Jeff

You don't even need a little Allen wrench to pull it off.

389.32 - 391.342 Tiffany

Why would anybody do this?

391.502 - 395.827 Jeff

Why would anybody do anything nowadays? Have you looked at the state of the world?

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