Second Date Update: Anti-Farmers Market
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What is the episode's premise and who are the hosts introducing it?
Kicking off your Friday with a brand new episode. It's Brooke and Jeffrey. Thanks for finding our second date podcast, the official one. We appreciate you here in the present. I've seen a lot of comments lately on our episodes from a decade ago, eight years ago. And I keep writing because I think they're finding them on playlists. And not clicking back over to us. I'm like, you can come to the present. It's a great place here. They're not going to hear this until maybe 10 years from now. Well, a new episode for those who know. For the smarter ones out there. And what do you see in the comment section, Alexis?
Muted Alt said, someone at Brooke and Jeffrey liked my comment on a short video, and it made me giddy like a schoolgirl. But now it's killing me. I need to know which one of my heroes it was. Well, you can't see who liked it? Well, Brooke and Jeffrey account. Oh.
Probably Digital Jake.
Probably.
Which, I mean, that's the biggest compliment. Oh, if Jake likes your comment.
Jake likes the funniest one here. I know.
If I can get him to laugh, I know my joke was actually funny. You really made it when that happens. Ashton, too. But Ashton gives a lot of courtesy laughs over there.
Yeah.
Yeah. Oh, see? Yeah, there we go. Right on.
That was good, Brooke. That was a good one. All right.
Let's get to the new episode. It starts right now. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update.
I had to do some research and I asked the web, what's the typical average time for a first date?
Oh, like the length of the date?
Yeah, how long does like a first date usually last?
I'm curious what the internet says. I would guess like a couple hours? Yeah, me too.
The answer, not including hookup, of course, is one hour and 38 minutes.
So if you included hookup, it's one hour and 42 minutes?
Yeah. That's being generous. Now again, that's averaging like coffee dates with going to ball games.
All right.
You know, mixing in yoga classes with colonoscopies where you hold his unconscious hand the entire time.
Thank you for explaining what averages are.
Yeah, exactly. But what if I told you today's listener said they took that average date time and almost doubled it? That's what he claims, and his name is Sam. He's with us right now. Sam, congratulations on your super long date. Hopefully you weren't in the restroom the whole time, but how are you doing today, man? Three hours in the bathroom. No, it was a good date. What can I say? Okay. Awesome.
It wasn't even something where she fell asleep in the middle and got bored.
We were awake the whole time.
Oh, nice. A good start. Okay, so tell us about this girl that you spent all this time with.
How long does a typical first date last according to the hosts?
What's her name?
Well, her name is Jamie. And we matched online. And then we did this thing. And I don't know if they have this where you guys are, but it's called an anti-farmers market.
Anti-farmers market? Oh, I've never heard of that. You're protesting local farms? Only big corporations? Yes.
What is that? It's like they have a whole street blocked off just like a regular farmers market. But, like, there's a row of all processed food stands.
Ew. Dude, I'd love that. I want to go to the Cheez Whiz stand.
That would be awesome. I can only imagine the types of crowds that flock to an anti-fresh food market.
I am picturing a lot of mullets.
It was busy. It was like, people were into it. Well, I don't doubt that there's a lot of people there. I just mean the types of people.
I can see someone be like, who allowed this organic peach stand here? Get them out of here. Where's the red dye 40 stand?
Bring it back. But a lot of people were there, huh?
Yeah, and it's like, they have all these funny signs of it. They think, like, no vegetables here.
This is actually awesome. I could get a Twinkie and just have a good time. What was your date's reaction to going to this?
I think she was into it. We were too busy laughing the whole time. I don't know why I'm asking. Good.
Because it is funny. That's the whole thing. It's supposed to be sarcastic and funny, I assume.
I could see her not expecting it, though, and being like, what the heck is this?
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the episode's premise and who are the hosts introducing it?
0:00–2:25
2
How long does a typical first date last according to the hosts?
2:25–5:24
3
What is an 'Anti-Farmers Market' and how was it described?
5:24–8:48
4
What foods and antics happened during Sam and Jamie’s Anti-Farmers Market visit?
8:48–12:55
5
Why did Sam and Jamie end up walking for hours after the market?
12:55–14:42
6
What happened at the goodbye—was there a kiss or follow-up?
14:42–18:17
Speakers
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