Second Date Update Classic: I Brought My Mom
episodePreviously titled “Second Date Update: I Brought My Mom” — renamed by the publisher on Aug 3, 2026
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Hey, it's your second date update podcast, and we are so happy you're here. Yes. You got to a dog voice. You're so happy. Good boy. You're a good boy. Okay, so thank you for being here. This is the official podcast, despite that weird first moment. Which may indicate that you know that already. Yeah, yeah, it's true. So let's get straight to the comment section. Yeah, Daniela said, hi guys, much love from Denmark. I just graduated with a 12 in my cap, the top grade in Denmark. Couldn't have done it without your podcast keeping me sane while doing all my all-nighters. Dude, that's so cool. Wow, congratulations. I bet school's harder in Denmark for some reason. It has to be, right? Yeah. All right, here it goes.
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It starts now. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update.
Most women have their own unwritten rules they set down for a first date. Now, Alexis might not agree because these rules I found online were written by men.
Okay.
I love when men do this.
I think they're still pretty good. I bet you think that. Number one, always be willing to pay for half.
Yeah.
Should I stop there or do you want me to keep going? I didn't even get to don't drink too much. The best date's a sober date. Oh, yeah. Oh, man.
Where did you find this? Yeah, why would Alexis want to remember this?
Anyway, we have a woman on the phone named Katrina who has her own unwritten rule for dates that she brings someone along on her first one every time. Wow. Really? Katrina, welcome to the show.
Hi. I think I'm more amazed that you can find someone to come with you every time. You know, like once or twice as a friend. Then I'm like, girl, I am not going on your eighth first date with you. People don't even want to go on their own dates.
Well, if you would pay for half of the meal, then people would be more than excited to hang out with you.
And if you have a third, you can triple it. You can split it by three.
There you go. But we want to learn about you and your dating life, Katrina. So tell us, who do you like to bring along on your dates with you? Like a friend?
Um, honestly, I like to ask my mom to come.
Oh, gosh. Oh, no. Oh, jeez. Why? You're a psycho. Oh, no. Hey, hold on. Before you say anything, I love moms. If a girl showed up with her mom on a date, I'd be so happy. No, you would not. That is not true. Mama, give me a hug. I'll get your approval first.
For a first date? Why would you do that? Let's go.
Well, I have my mom kind of creep in the background. It's not like she's sitting with us or anything, like just to make sure that like the vibes are right and that I'm safe. And, you know, you never know.
You need someone to make sure your form is right on the kiss, too. So make sure mom weighs in.
You mean she's just like a random person at the bar. Do you introduce her to your dates?
No, spot on.
What unusual dating rule does Katrina follow?
She's just a random person at the bar.
Okay, that's better. It's better? Low profile.
It's better? That is, I mean, okay, I'm sorry, girl. I'm glad you're here. I'm glad you listen. That feels unhealthy to me.
Really? Brooke doesn't want to let her children leave the house until they're 30 years old.
I mean, I say that, but I don't really want that to happen, Jeff.
Brooke is definitely going to be on the first dates with both of her children when they go out.
Hold on, hold on. Let me just cut all their steak really quickly, and then you guys continue.
So I'm guessing the mom went on this one, too.
We're being so judgy here. We haven't even heard the date yet. Tell us about what you guys did and this guy that you went out with.
Well, to start at the beginning, this guy, Jeremy, I met him on, I know you're going to roll your eyes. I met him on Tinder. That's fine.
That's way better than the first thing you started this with.
We're going to try not to judge. Keep going. You met him online.
We met on Tinder and honestly, we hit it off pretty quick. But, like, it kind of seemed stagnant. Like, it wasn't going anywhere. Like, we talked for a few weeks. But we mostly just talked about food. Like, we're both just big foodies.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–2:43
2
What unusual dating rule does Katrina follow?
2:43–4:14
3
How did Katrina's mom influence her first date?
4:14–6:47
4
What was the atmosphere like during Katrina's date?
6:47–12:30
5
How did the date end for Katrina and Jeremy?
12:30–15:49
6
What surprises arose during the conversation with Jeremy?
15:49–17:58
Speakers
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