Chapter 1: What unique hobby does Kevin share with the hosts?
Oh, you're in for a treat today because one of our most iconic second daters is back. Yes. Hey. Still needs our help or needs our help again, I should say.
I know, which is a bummer because he is so iconic.
He is. He is.
But also entertaining.
Yeah, you're going to know this guy immediately. Hey, welcome to the brand new Second Date Update episode. Thanks for being part of the podcast.
Yeah.
And we love when you let us know what you think, how you feel about the show, maybe your opinions on how it went or, you know, how you started listening, whatever you want to say. Yeah. We like to read it.
Well, this one says, y'all crack me up. You're like free therapy. And I listen to you at 11 p.m. every night. What more could you want? Hey, Harrison here, listening from Dubai.
Hey! Dude, 11 p.m. therapy session should be a thing. We are not therapy. As I go to bed is when I think about all the problems in my life.
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Chapter 2: What happened during Kevin's last second date?
Sounds like it shouldn't be metal. Yeah.
What is that? So what I do is I rearrange the leftover stains into abstract pieces. The splatter patterns, like they tell a story now. The splatter patterns inside your microwave. You turn that into like a scene.
What do you mean? Do you like paint it onto like what it looks like you painted onto a canvas or what?
No, I just I'll leave like soup in there way too long. And then I take some pictures of it. Oh.
That would have totally earned you an A in one of my art classes in college. Right? Back to this new girl. What's her name?
Her name is Audrey.
Okay. Audrey. And how did you meet Audrey?
I met her at Michael's when I was picking up some art supplies.
So she's a crafty gal, too. Shared interests?
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Chapter 3: What is Kevin's new artistic endeavor involving microwaves?
Like, she literally said hi, and then you said bye. You got up and left? What if the apology was coming?
Well, I didn't hear anything, so I decided.
Oh, that actually makes it a little different. You have to wait until at least after dinner to get the apology. And then you can storm off. Are you regretting that? Because you're calling us to get her back, right?
I mean, that's the thing. That's why I'm calling, because she did text me after the fact and was like, What you did was rude, and you have no idea what I'm going through. Oh. Oh.
I mean, it was rude. I will say, like, I mean, her showing up that late is also rude. Correct. Without any texts. Yeah, no. She didn't even say, like, hey, I'm running late. That's even extra rude.
We don't know what happened.
Yeah.
So then we could feel bad for her. What if she just got in a huge car accident and you left before she got to tell you?
Well, if her fingers still work, she could at least be like, hey. I mean, did you ever find out?
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Chapter 4: How did Kevin meet his new romantic interest, Audrey?
Is that your hope? Yeah.
Yes, yeah, just like a redo.
And how are you going to feel if she doesn't apologize still? Oh.
That's a good question I hadn't thought about.
Okay, maybe you can think about that one. She doesn't get to see his microwave mosaic portfolio, and that's going to be her loss. I bet the tomato soup one is going to be one of the faves. Have you seen it? Do you follow me? You got to DM some of the photos, though, over to us. Just on Brooke's profile. Yeah. Okay. Oh, and the oatmeal, because that oatmeal always explodes. You know what I mean?
It really does. This is a totally different segment of the Microwave Mosaic art breakdown. Yeah. We'll do that on your fun little side podcast.
Yeah. Yeah.
All right. But now we got to stick to the second date update, hopefully get some answers for Kevin and find out why Audrey didn't show up for an hour. Yeah. I hope we're not prying. I hope we are. We'll do it with your second date update right after this.
Second date update.
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Chapter 5: What went wrong during Kevin and Audrey's planned date?
Jeff and I are good.
The issue is Kevin's date showed up an hour late, and when she arrived, she said hi. Kevin just said bye and walked away. Which I don't blame you. Like, waiting an hour is, oh, God. I can't believe you did that. Yes. Afterwards, though, she did send a text saying, you were rude. You don't even know what I'm going through right now. So that made Kevin feel like, oops, maybe he messed up.
Which is kind of a good life lesson, you know? You just don't know what people are going through ever. Oh, yeah. I mean, as soon as we get her on the phone and we get you on as well, are you wanting to apologize?
Or lay into her. I do want to hear what she has to say, which is what I didn't do in the first place. And also, I really want her to see my portfolio.
right because she's an art lover too yeah we want to see it too yeah we do or was that a metaphor for something else but anyway you're the only one who thought i can't get into the mind of the artist right now i mean there are a lot of horny weird men okay i'll say that yeah i'm just gonna call audrey and hopefully we can move past the mental images going on in my head all right here we go hello hi is this audrey
Yeah, this is her. I'm so excited to talk to her. Yeah, we're all excited to talk to you, Audrey, because you're on a radio show right now called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Welcome to the show, Audrey. Hi. Good morning.
Yeah, no, I'm all set, guys. Thank you so much.
No, no, no. Please don't hang up. It's not a telemarketer call. We're doing a segment from our show. This is called a second date update. Have you ever heard of that before?
I guess. How did you get my number?
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Chapter 6: How did Kevin react to Audrey arriving an hour late?
Like you said, hi, he said, bye.
Yeah. I mean, like I showed up and he never even asked me why I was late. He never checked to see if I was okay. You know, if I was going through something. Right.
Interesting. And why didn't you text him at all? Like, Oh my God, it's 15 minutes late. I should probably say something.
I was going through something, and I just wasn't going to get there when I was going to get there.
That's understandable. And Kevin has looked back on the entire experience, and he feels like he messed up. That's kind of why we're calling now.
Okay. Well, what if I told you guys that one of my parents had passed away that day?
Oh, my God. I am so sorry. That's terrible.
Yeah, I mean, I tried to pull myself together after I had like an hour to process it.
What?
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