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Chapter 1: What is the reason Clark is not getting a call back from his date?
Hey, welcome to it. It's Monday and we've got a brand new episode for you. Yeah, we do. Because we like to treat you that way. And today, you know, typically we do comments from Alexis because she gathers them all from our podcast page. But we also have a text board.
Yeah, we do.
Dude, you can reach us in so many ways. You can text into the show 78592. Now, there's one caveat. on this we can read international text but we can't respond yeah it hurts so bad every time i always type up the whole message and i click send it it's like so we do read them if you don't get a response to us uh we apologize but we have one today about our second date and jose what does it say
Yeah, it says, thank you, Brooke. I didn't need strawberry blowout in my Monday imagery.
That's a little cheesy you're about to hear next.
What fun you have ahead. Oh, yeah. Let's get your new episode started right now. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update.
We've talked before about how farmer's markets can be fun dates. Oh, I bet. Because you get to walk around, browse the produce, maybe show your sensual side and gently squeeze an heirloom tomato.
Oh.
Don't squeeze too hard, Jeff. Why was that sexual?
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Chapter 2: What happened at the Strawberry Festival that frustrated Clark?
It's not hot. I'll say that.
You can't say that when you don't know anything about what happened on the date.
I don't think that's a fair thing to say.
What about the name of the woman that you went with? I went with Izzy. Brooke doesn't like that either.
Izzy sounds fun and cute. I assume you guys met on a dating app.
Yeah, so we met on the apps. And, I mean, her picture struck me as somebody who's really kind. And, I mean, of course, she's beautiful. But, I don't know, I just, you know, got the jive from her. And I thought, hey, I'm going to message her.
Okay, so clearly it's Photoshopped. But, yeah, that's good.
You can't Photoshop kindness, Jeff. Okay, that's a different type of trait. I don't know. There's no FaceTune.
You can probably do anything.
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Chapter 3: How did the argument with the cashier unfold during the date?
Second date update.
Imagine a karaoke night with no microphone. A roller coaster with no drop set.
Oh, I see. I see your analogies.
It's amazing how taking away one little thing can completely ruin the entire concept of a fun activity.
That's right, Jeff.
And that's what happened to our listener Clark on his first date at the Strawberry Festival when he was served a strawberry shortcake with no whipped cream.
Mmm. Wait, after waiting how long in line, Clark?
Oh, man, I don't even know. It was way beyond a half hour, 45 minutes maybe, because we had to wait in line twice.
Yes, first when they ran out of strawberries, then when they had no whipped cream. So he tried not to make a big deal out of it other than haggling over the price.
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Chapter 4: What was Clark's reaction to the lack of whipped cream?
Like, one time he was grabbing napkins and I could see the message, like, clearly wrote, Ginger needs you. And then, like, he looked at it, he rolled his eyes. And I don't know, I was just kind of thinking, like, I know it's not his sister because he had mentioned that he was the only child, right? I'm just, I don't know.
I'm not looking to get involved in drama, especially if there's, like, another woman involved. Okay, the drama was too much for you.
I mean, I think that's just a simple question to him. Yeah.
Chapter 5: Why did Clark feel the need to ask for a discount?
And it's a first date.
Like, who cares? It's not overly sexual. That's true.
It's a simple question that we could ask him right now, actually, because you don't know this, but Clark's been on the other line listening to this call waiting to talk to you.
Oh, fun.
I believe that.
Clark, are you there? Yeah, I mean, come on, this is crazy. So literally, that's the reason you're not calling back?
Maybe start with a hi, Clark. Don't call a woman crazy yet.
You didn't say she's crazy, you said this is crazy.
No, they still associate. He was insinuating.
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Chapter 6: What were Izzy's thoughts on Clark's behavior during the date?
Dude, none of us were. What the heck?
But it's a good lesson there that whenever you go out with somebody, you need to mute Ginger so that she can't reach you.
Or just don't run her while you're on a date.
Oh, so now you want me to be controlling. Okay, I see how it's going.
Over your appliances, yeah.
Maybe you're more like Izzy than we thought. Okay, but if my dishwasher texts me, I need to get that.
What is in the water right now? What's going on?
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Text to 7592 says, did Jeff really just ask a guy if he wanted a date with his vacuum cleaner?
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