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Brooke and Jeffrey

Second Date Update: Strawberry Blowout

11 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the reason Clark is not getting a call back from his date?

0.031 - 14.013 Unknown

Hey, welcome to it. It's Monday and we've got a brand new episode for you. Yeah, we do. Because we like to treat you that way. And today, you know, typically we do comments from Alexis because she gathers them all from our podcast page. But we also have a text board.

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14.033 - 14.274 Brooke

Yeah, we do.

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14.294 - 40.011 Unknown

Dude, you can reach us in so many ways. You can text into the show 78592. Now, there's one caveat. on this we can read international text but we can't respond yeah it hurts so bad every time i always type up the whole message and i click send it it's like so we do read them if you don't get a response to us uh we apologize but we have one today about our second date and jose what does it say

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39.991 - 44.998 Jeff

Yeah, it says, thank you, Brooke. I didn't need strawberry blowout in my Monday imagery.

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46.6 - 48.943 Unknown

That's a little cheesy you're about to hear next.

48.963 - 56.995 Brooke

What fun you have ahead. Oh, yeah. Let's get your new episode started right now. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update.

57.015 - 69.011 Jose

We've talked before about how farmer's markets can be fun dates. Oh, I bet. Because you get to walk around, browse the produce, maybe show your sensual side and gently squeeze an heirloom tomato.

69.432 - 69.492

Oh.

69.995 - 73.783 Jeff

Don't squeeze too hard, Jeff. Why was that sexual?

Chapter 2: What happened at the Strawberry Festival that frustrated Clark?

145.356 - 147.918 Unknown

It's not hot. I'll say that.

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147.999 - 151.923 Jose

You can't say that when you don't know anything about what happened on the date.

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152.163 - 154.306 Unknown

I don't think that's a fair thing to say.

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154.326 - 160.052 Jose

What about the name of the woman that you went with? I went with Izzy. Brooke doesn't like that either.

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160.212 - 165.358 Unknown

Izzy sounds fun and cute. I assume you guys met on a dating app.

165.575 - 177.171 Clark

Yeah, so we met on the apps. And, I mean, her picture struck me as somebody who's really kind. And, I mean, of course, she's beautiful. But, I don't know, I just, you know, got the jive from her. And I thought, hey, I'm going to message her.

177.412 - 180.075 Jose

Okay, so clearly it's Photoshopped. But, yeah, that's good.

180.296 - 185.303 Unknown

You can't Photoshop kindness, Jeff. Okay, that's a different type of trait. I don't know. There's no FaceTune.

185.423 - 186.044 Jose

You can probably do anything.

Chapter 3: How did the argument with the cashier unfold during the date?

448.556 - 450.158 Brooke

Second date update.

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451.133 - 458.221 Jose

Imagine a karaoke night with no microphone. A roller coaster with no drop set.

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458.241 - 459.723 Unknown

Oh, I see. I see your analogies.

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459.743 - 466.271 Jose

It's amazing how taking away one little thing can completely ruin the entire concept of a fun activity.

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466.591 - 467.312 Unknown

That's right, Jeff.

467.332 - 476.022 Jose

And that's what happened to our listener Clark on his first date at the Strawberry Festival when he was served a strawberry shortcake with no whipped cream.

476.082 - 479.648 Unknown

Mmm. Wait, after waiting how long in line, Clark?

480.069 - 486.075 Clark

Oh, man, I don't even know. It was way beyond a half hour, 45 minutes maybe, because we had to wait in line twice.

486.555 - 494.323 Jose

Yes, first when they ran out of strawberries, then when they had no whipped cream. So he tried not to make a big deal out of it other than haggling over the price.

Chapter 4: What was Clark's reaction to the lack of whipped cream?

704.242 - 721.596 Izzy

Like, one time he was grabbing napkins and I could see the message, like, clearly wrote, Ginger needs you. And then, like, he looked at it, he rolled his eyes. And I don't know, I was just kind of thinking, like, I know it's not his sister because he had mentioned that he was the only child, right? I'm just, I don't know.

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721.616 - 727.703 Izzy

I'm not looking to get involved in drama, especially if there's, like, another woman involved. Okay, the drama was too much for you.

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727.723 - 730.946 Unknown

I mean, I think that's just a simple question to him. Yeah.

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Chapter 5: Why did Clark feel the need to ask for a discount?

730.986 - 732.508 Unknown

And it's a first date.

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733.569 - 735.451 Jeff

Like, who cares? It's not overly sexual. That's true.

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735.551 - 742.979 Jose

It's a simple question that we could ask him right now, actually, because you don't know this, but Clark's been on the other line listening to this call waiting to talk to you.

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743.76 - 744.421 Izzy

Oh, fun.

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746.503 - 747.124 Unknown

I believe that.

747.704 - 753.829 Clark

Clark, are you there? Yeah, I mean, come on, this is crazy. So literally, that's the reason you're not calling back?

754.39 - 758.496 Unknown

Maybe start with a hi, Clark. Don't call a woman crazy yet.

758.556 - 760.799 Jose

You didn't say she's crazy, you said this is crazy.

760.819 - 764.144 Unknown

No, they still associate. He was insinuating.

Chapter 6: What were Izzy's thoughts on Clark's behavior during the date?

1017.836 - 1019.477 Jeff

Dude, none of us were. What the heck?

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1019.497 - 1025.042 Jose

But it's a good lesson there that whenever you go out with somebody, you need to mute Ginger so that she can't reach you.

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1025.122 - 1026.984 Unknown

Or just don't run her while you're on a date.

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1027.384 - 1031.528 Clark

Oh, so now you want me to be controlling. Okay, I see how it's going.

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1031.548 - 1032.849 Jose

Over your appliances, yeah.

1033.41 - 1039.195 Jeff

Maybe you're more like Izzy than we thought. Okay, but if my dishwasher texts me, I need to get that.

1039.595 - 1043.078 Jose

What is in the water right now? What's going on?

1043.058 - 1044.701 Brooke

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

1046.564 - 1052.073 Jose

Text to 7592 says, did Jeff really just ask a guy if he wanted a date with his vacuum cleaner?

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