Second Date Update: YeeHaw or YeeNaw
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What is the premise of the Second Date Update segment?
All right, we're doing it. A brand new episode today. Welcome to it. It is your official second day podcast with Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Thanks
for finding
us. And we got some fun on the way. Yeah. What do you want to start with? A comment? I'm
going
to start with two comments,
Brooke. Oh, actually. Own the room, Alexis. I love it. Because... They are from our pet food reviews yesterday. Oh my
God.
Yes.
If you
haven't seen our YouTube, it's at Brooke and Jeffrey
and
go see it. It was a dare challenge that we just couldn't turn down.
By the way, I
didn't actually ever bring that up. They
didn't bring
us water
at first. No.
Who does that? Anyways.
Okay. Darcy first said as a pet care professional in Denver, I'm always listening to your show on my dog walks, but the pet food review had me literally crying.
Oh
yeah.
And
Then I got Erica who said I ran to the YouTube video of this as soon as Jeff said what it was. I
finished it
five minutes ago and I'm still retching
thanks
to Jeff's full face in the bowl thing. Awful.
I have not been able to watch the video. I tried to watch it back. I thought about this and I gagged still. Just thinking about the image of that crap in his bowl. I haven't been able to make
eye contact with Jeff. Alright, let's get to it. A brand new
second date update starts right now. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update.
You only get one chance at a first impression.
And that's why I
always wear tearaway pants wherever I go. Because you just never know when you're going to need to impress somebody.
That's a good point, Jeff.
And one of our listeners emailed the show because she says she's a little remorseful about the first impression that she made when she met a guy. And she wants to get our help with it.
You had regular pants on, didn't you, that are hard to get
off. That was the issue. Beth, welcome to the show.
Hey. Hi.
You don't normally get radio shows asking you about what kind of pants you're wearing?
No.
We're
a different kind of morning show.
Okay, well, yeah, we are kind of weird that way. And I don't know if pants did or didn't come into the equation here, but why don't you tell us about this guy that you met?
Yeah, not pants. A hat, actually. Oh,
tear-away hat. I don't even know what that looks like.
Why did Beth regret rejecting Eddie after his cowboy‑hat entrance?
Oh, maybe she pulled the old elementary school move where she steals his hat. Oh, yeah. Guys love
that. Yeah. So, yeah, tell us about it.
So, a couple weeks ago, I was at the bar with some of my friends, and I had just had a weird week at work. I was not feeling it.
I was not
in a good mood. Okay. And this guy came up to me. He was nice. I just wasn't in the mood to be hit on that night.
Sometimes that does happen.
Yeah. And this is the hat. He was wearing a cowboy hat. And I was like... Why are you wearing that? You're not a cowboy.
Oh. Oh. You
were really kind of mean. Some
people
like
that. That was the stress from her work that was being mean to him, not her.
I see. And how did you know he wasn't a cowboy? Oh,
come
on.
He was like, I saw it for $2 at a thrift store. I just bought it on a whim. He's still being really nice.
Okay.
He's like, you're right. It is
stupid, and that's kind of why I'm doing it, because I'm a stupid guy.
Stupid but
cheap.
Yeah. Okay.
So we started talking about thrift stores, and I told him that I love going to find deals. And he said, you know, you're pretty cute when you get excited. Oh,
that is kind of nice. Girls love that combo. Are you
turning at this point? Like, are you becoming a little more unfrozen towards him?
No.
Oh, okay.
I just wanted to hang with my girls.
But you weren't saying, like, no, don't talk to me. You were still entertaining his conversation, just not being as flirty back. Not
at all. I was polite. I was polite. Okay. Eventually, he just asked me if I was free that Saturday. He
just kept going. Really not getting the hints there, buddy.
No. I mean, again, I wasn't being mean. Like, I just was not, you know, I was turned off.
What did you say to the Saturday offer?
So, I, like, kind of panicked in the moment, and I lied. I told him, I said, I'm sorry, I have a boyfriend.
How did Beth’s “I have a boyfriend” lie affect the conversation?
Oh,
yeah.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the premise of the Second Date Update segment?
0:00–2:13
2
Why did Beth regret rejecting Eddie after his cowboy‑hat entrance?
2:13–4:16
3
How did Beth’s “I have a boyfriend” lie affect the conversation?
4:16–6:19
4
What was Eddie’s reaction when Beth said she was sad about the lie?
6:19–8:50
5
How did the hosts decide to act as mediators for a second‑date call?
8:50–11:54
6
What did Beth say during the live phone call with Eddie?
11:54–14:26
7
How did the hosts handle the awkwardness and keep the vibe playful?
14:26–16:30
8
What are the next steps and takeaways for listeners after this update?
16:30–18:52