Shock Collar Question of the Day (7/20/26)

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Fred Armisen (ad/clip) - Not a show guest 0:00

Hey, Portlandia fans.

Carrie Brownstein 0:01

Carrie Brownstein and Fred Armisen here.

Fred Armisen (ad/clip) - Not a show guest 0:03

The dream of the 90s is alive in podcast form.

Carrie Brownstein 0:06

We're launching Podlandia AO Rewatch, our brand new podcast where we revisit every episode of Portlandia together, breaking down sketches, going deep on our iconic characters, and pulling back the curtain on how it all got made.

Fred Armisen (ad/clip) - Not a show guest 0:18

And we'll also be joined by the people who helped bring it all to life. Guest stars, collaborators, and friends, including director Jonathan Kreisel, the mayor himself, Kyle McLaughlin, legendary musician Amy Mann, and many more.

Carrie Brownstein 0:30

Kyle is going for it here. You fully improvised not just words, but a song, a melody.

Kyle MacLachlan 0:35

Well, I thought you were all going to write a song.

Carrie Brownstein 0:37

I remember you thinking that. Listen to Podlandia, AO Rewatch on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Brooke (Brooke from Brooke and Jeffrey) 0:47

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Sam Jay 1:17

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Brooke (Brooke from Brooke and Jeffrey) 1:48

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Jake Brennan 2:17

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Jonas Brothers 2:53

We talked about it the other day. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Olive Garden's bringing back their never-ending 2026 Pasta Pass.

Jake Brennan 3:01

Yeah.

Jonas Brothers 3:02

For just $100 from the end of August all the way until Thanksgiving. It's all you can eat. Pasta, sauces, proteins, soups, salads, and breadsticks.

Brooke (Brooke from Brooke and Jeffrey) 3:14

Get him up, buddy.

Jonas Brothers 3:15

What a deal. Only 10,000 passes were available.

Brooke (Brooke from Brooke and Jeffrey) 3:18

Which sounded like a lot. It sounded hopeful. Sure did.

Jonas Brothers 3:21

We had hope. Leading up to the promotion, we talked to our technical director, Ashton, and we offered him the option. If one of us ended up getting the pass, would you be up for the challenge of eating nothing but Olive Garden breakfast, lunch, and dinner for 13 straight weeks?

Brooke (Brooke from Brooke and Jeffrey) 3:40

Wow. They're not open for breakfast, so you'd have to do some leftovers for that meal. Exactly.

Jonas Brothers 3:45

But his response? I guess so. That's the spirit, Ashton.

Brooke (Brooke from Brooke and Jeffrey) 3:51

Good impression. How'd you get audio of Ashton?

Jonas Brothers 3:54

Exactly. Well, all of us had our computers out the other day right at 11 a.m. Ready to click on the button.

Brooke (Brooke from Brooke and Jeffrey) 4:01

I was so confident.

Jonas Brothers 4:02

Guess what happened? Jaboy clicked the fastest.