Win Brooke's Bucks (7/20/26)
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I'm playing this song because our challenger today, Justin, can only drink milkshakes for the moment. Oh, no, brother. Because he just had his wisdom teeth pulled. Oh, my God. And I'm hoping the anesthesia hasn't fully worn off yet. Justin, how's the mouth?
Well, it's all right. I've been better, but, you know, a little high still, but good.
Okay. Do you feel more wise when you're high or less wise?
I would say, in general, less wise.
Oh, yeah. Maybe more today. Okay. You don't know. That's it, I think. How swollen are you? When I got my wisdom teeth out, my mom literally thought my cheeks would never go back down again. Oh, no.
Yeah, it's pretty swollen. My teammates have been putting me in chipmunk costumes on video cameras. That's funny.
Yeah, I thought it was just because of the doctor my mom hired in a back alley in Idaho. No, I saw some people that they came back when you were like, oh my God, your face. They just came with a pair of pliers to the garage. Hey, easy. That's how we did it where I grew up. Nice. What are you going to do with the teeth, Justin? I think they didn't give them to me. Oh, they didn't give them to you?
They're yours. Yeah, they'll belong to you.
You can eat those snakes.
Oh, wow.
You can put little pips on them and use them as dice. It'd be really cool. Missed opportunity.
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