Hello, Booty Gang—and welcome to the final episode of 2025. Light a candle, clench your cheeks, and settle in, because Dr. Carlton and Dangilo are closing out the year exactly how they started it: honest, messy, and deeply invested in your personal business.This week’s inbox is stacked. We’ve got a Booty Gangster with questions about butt plugs and lube, a listener trying to escape a truly tragic situationship (thoughts and prayers), and an end-of-year update from Trampage—proving once again that some storylines deserve a season finale. Plus, your READY SET CONFESS submissions are serving equal parts chaos, courage, and “you probably shouldn’t have texted that.”The guys also recap their holidays, reflect on what they’re manifesting for 2026 (growth, boundaries, and maybe better choices), and help Dangilo San Antonio —help wanted, dignity optional. There’s also a spirited dive into the Heat Rivalry, because nothing says year-end reflection like sports opinions you didn’t ask for.As always, they wrap things up with their Love Language of the Week, sending you off into the new year slightly wiser, significantly gayer, and emotionally moisturized.Thanks for riding with us through 2025. Same cheeks, new year. 🍑✨Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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