CALL CHELSEA PERETTI
Episodes
BOTH WRONG AND RIGHT
14 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Extremely detailed crispy mushroom tutorial. The end of originality. Nicolandria salad ad. Catherine Keener comparison. Gentle emotional unraveling.
BONVOY GAY
11 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Carey O’Donnell is back! Matching denim. A repeat surfer caller. Funfetti food test. Spa music. Multiple perspectives on a recent fecal event. Endin...
85 FOR WHAT
20 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Chelsea and Nick discuss hats, cowbirds, Gavin Newsom, and whether slow claps should be banned forever. Also: vegan cheese, Love Island, and the gener...
BRINGING LYMIE BACK
20 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Justin Timberlake’s Lyme diagnosis, chamomile lemon cake discourse, grieving a cat who isn’t dead yet, a drag king inquiry, and more. Chelsea eman...
DUPES OF HAZZARD
22 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Callers call from parking lots and a man shares his journey away from Conservatism. Singing about condiments. Boomer parents. Emotional regulation. A ...
HAMSTRUNG
03 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Chelsea attempts to explore journaling but gets sidetracked by a woman with five kids, a Uber Eats driver actively on a delivery, a toy commercial mak...
TWO OPENINGS
01 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Wearing a shirt she dreamed she wore, Chelsea has a rip roarin time with some excellent callers. A dissection of genres of internet posts. A special a...
DEBUT NOVELIST
17 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Chelsea debuts her new career direction as she continues to chase a Pullitzer. An east coast bartender, a mom getting chemo, a literary section, a ref...
A VERY CHINTZY EPISODE
01 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Carey is radicalized by Fire Island and drops multiple Dorinda references in this very special, very chintzy episode. His magical tale of going septic...
TRYING TO CATCH A VIBE
18 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Chelsea chats with a mightily prestigious crop of guests: an opera choreographer with a hot restaurant tip, a pottery buyer who appraises her piece, a...
WINDY WILLIAMS
04 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Chelsea stands on a cliff in the blustery wind and howls out about hair salon culture, brain rot, writing, boredom, science, explosive news, therapy...
CAVEMEN DIDN'T MAKE POTTERY???
20 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Slime and Charcoal chicken obsessed Chelsea and Sabrina freestyle about an upcoming live show endeavor, create TGIF acronyms, argue about chicken s...
FECAL MATTERS
30 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Robby Hoffman, who has 9 siblings, throws Chelsea into the perpetual reaction seat with innumerable hot takes, such as: skin care is a scam, washing h...
TURN LAFFED
16 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Carmen Christopher joins Chelsea for a chaotic episode full of slime, snacks, and conspiracy theories. They talk about Manson expressions, ADHD vs. me...
NOTHING TO DO BUT SING
02 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Chelsea struggles with restless leg syndrome and on-camera tics while discussing fires, karaoke, crying hangs, Canada's age, AI, shark attacks, ADHD, ...
ASTHMA & CALAMITIES (AND ASMR)
02 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
patreon.com/callchelseaperetti Chelsea explores ASMR—crunchy snacks, plastic sounds, and the perils of ASMR gatekeeping—while fielding calls on pa...
T.G.I.F.
13 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A rousing episode recorded before the holidays where Chelsea devises some stellar new acronyms for T.G.I.F. Turkish oil wrestling, unarchiving lost so...
GODDESS OF HANGING UP
29 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
patreon.com/callchelseaperetti A lady calls from Vegas and we delve into the consequences of the Sphere. Chelsea tries to make her voice melodic and l...
LIVE AT LARGO: 12 YEAR ANNI
15 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
patreon.com/callchelseaperetti Eavesdrop on a gathering of opinionated minds… and mouths… in this very special live anniversary episode of beloved...
INSTERNET / YOUR MOM PAYS YOUR PHONE BILL
01 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Positive-minded yogi Rachel Grant Jackson of Chelsea's collegiate improv troupe "Six Milks" visits the pod on a day in which the coff is particularly ...
PILOT: DID YOU GET MY LETTER? (REMASTER)
24 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Original airdate: 10.09.2012 In this already classic pilot episode Chelsea takes the temp of her callers: the son of a white supremacist, a weird Ger...
THROAT LOSANGEZES
17 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this first CCP ep back as an indie podcast, you will restart your journey and reconnect with your deepest self. Thank you, as always, to the caller...
CUTEST LIL COHOST
04 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Chelsea and her dog discuss squeaky sounds, documentaries (Tell Them You Love Me), Rie Parenting, and assess inventory of how product is moving. Also:...
POINT FIVE SPEED
27 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Aisling Bea (plus 1) comes to reluctantly share her origin story as Chelsea continues to chase a Pulitzer for her intrepid journalistic instincts. Acc...
STORY HOUR WITH BRENDON WALSH
20 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Chelsea’s longtime comedy bud Brendon Walsh joins us today! Chat about bad haircuts, being muted, micro-dosing, pants-off therapy, camping, and hang...
TSUNAMI SUMMER SCHOOL
13 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Nick Kroll joins the pod to talk to callers on their parents phone plans, take food tests, list allergies, and discuss things like Runyon Canyon lipqu...
A WHOLE NEW POD
06 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Chelsea is joined by Scott Aukerman and Brendon Walsh for a very special all advertisement pod. Also with: Nick Kroll, Moshe Kasher, Aisling Bea.
J.A.R.S
30 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A punning Rick Glassman and dazzling Chelsea meet for the first time, scrutinize each others mouth sounds, and discuss misophonic reactions to chip cr...
REUNITED
23 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Todd Glass and Chelsea are reunited for a robust session of selling items with every ounce of their souls.
P MUNCHER JOE MANDE
16 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hacks writer and Tiktok enthusiast Joe Mande joins for a podcast that takes a neggy turn midway through, culminating in a pizza party! Callers watch T...
WHAT IS YOUR BUDGET AND WHAT IS A TRINKET
09 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Chelsea takes calls & goes through your voicemails, answering all your burning questions about social media resentments, hoarders, rejection, cru...
MR MIMS
02 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Author of the upcoming cookie recipe book "Crumbs", former food writer for the la times and die hard wendy williams fan joins CCP to discuss citrus, t...
DELETE THIS PODCAST / “GREAT” “EP”
25 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Chelsea chats about robot overlords then makes several half-hearted attempts at guided visualizations with largely disinterested callers who probably ...
APHANTASIA, MOIST FLESH, DAMPFRANCISCO & SUPER TASTERS
18 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Concord's own Blake Anderson is in studio for a high-octane, alarming ep in which we learn that Aphantasia, though it affects 1% of the population, af...
A ROIS BY ANY OTHER NAME
11 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Chelsea has garish accidentally purple eyebrows and hosts comedy genius Roisin Canarty. As Chelsea squints for invisible subtitles that never come, sh...
KEEP IT TRUCKIN
04 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A very bay ep with one of chelseas jr high school besties, a dr w a phd in theology and impeccable penmanship, Sarai Crain comes to the show. Songs! A...
THE SIDESLEEPER VIRUS
28 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Chelsea is interviewed by a strange and largely benevolent robot in this very special episode. With her directorial debut "First Time Female Directo...
THE SUN’LL COME OUT, JEFF MAURO
21 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
"The Sandwich King" Jeff Mauro, whose aunt was head of rat patrol for the city of Chicago, pops by to eat his favorite sandwich and share a malted mil...
UTTERLY COWTRAGEOUS
14 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Entertainer-to-the-bone Paul Scheer, hot off a cold plunge, blasts into the CCP studio for a late in the day coffee and high-octane, wordplay-heavy ch...
BONUS: POWERS CRISTIA! WITH BENNY AND KATE
09 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this very special episode Chelsea is joined by two Rokuligans, comedy geniuses, and cast members of First Time Female Director: Benito Skinner and ...
DRUGSTORE JUNE AND FIRST TIME FEMALE DIRECTOR
07 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Two prominent women in film, beauty influencer Esther Povitsky and renowned shut-in Chelsea Peretti, come together to discuss food, almost exclusively...
THE DAY THE TOOTH GOT LOOTH
29 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Quad-dominant podcaster Chelsea Peretti listens to your voicemails, takes calls, and ponders the very meaning of time in this musically front-heavy e...
BOOK OF RISKS
22 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Chelsea welcomes highlining daredevil Faith Dickey to talk the wild world of highlining, when you walk across a rope super high up. Why is it valuable...
NECESSITY OR INCLINATION
15 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The first lady of lattes and queen of caffeine is joined by legendary comedian Natasha Leggero, hot off of taking her shirt off onstage. Chelsea tries...
ADAM SCOTT: PEANUT BUTTER MANIA
08 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, alternately titled: SCIENTISTS ARE PLAYING GAMES WITH OUR MOUTHS, as well as PB & C & S, Adam Scott and Chelsea make a TJs ru...
JOE BITIN’
01 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In peak award season, Chelsea lures "Jury Duty" break-out star (and Chicago's own) RASHIDA “SHEEDZ” OLAYIWOLA to the studio to slurp coff and talk...
A CATALINA DDT DUMPSITE, AMONGST OTHER THINGS
25 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Chelsea, called "a beacon of femininity" by one caller, draws compulsive hearts on a notepad while leading a riveting discussion about over-identifyin...
CLACK AND SLAP
18 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Have you ever been attacked by a massive Grizzly bear on the top of a mountain where no one can hear your screams? This week’s guest Alex Messenger ...
CHELS PP SOLOCAST
11 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Chelsea delivers a solo pod, manic, with wet hair, and two coffees deep. Breaking news! Opening songs! A shocking stance on vibrato! A new shoe reveal...
AM I AWARE?
04 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hot off his new special Pete Holmes chews nicotine gum and joins Chelsea for a scholarly spiritual exploration. A discussion of the end of holiday che...
SINGY AND CLINGY
28 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Musician Will Schwartz joins Chelsea for a joyous pod full of songs and singing about boundaries, love, and technology. Will contemplates his past lif...
SLURP WARS
21 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Tim Heidecker joins Chelsea in her 500 degree studio to take turns spiraling and ask callers to play a game called: "Who's Slurpin'?" Han calls. A 28 ...
I LOVE BEING A SPECK OF DUST
14 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A mom calls for momtalk. A dude with a deep belly button shares his challenges and triumphs. A discussion of how to get off social media. Car crash a...
YOU ARE NOT THE SAME
07 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we dive into the sci-fi world of head injuries and brain problems. Two legendary guests join us: Dr. Langer, Chair of Neurosurgery at...
4. PROXY ANIMAL ATTACK STORIES CULMINATING IN ACTUAL ANIMAL ATTACKS
30 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A mouse encounter. A lady swims “near” a shark. Two insane girls call. Just another day on the pod until some Brit in the medical profession share...
BEST OF CCP 1 - WEIRDOS, FREAKS, AND OUTCASTS
30 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
German legend Oliver calls to inquire after his mysterious letter and Chelsea shares with him about the common practices in Hollywood. A baseball play...
A very special CCP: THACHER ISLAND
23 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Chelsea debuts a new dramatic play-in-progress reading excerpt at Vulture Fest, this time set against the backdrop of a barren island off the coast of...
TRENDS, AFFLICTIONS, BAKED GOODS
16 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Tinseltown MUA Nova Kaplan visits the studio to discuss tiktok makeup trends such as: pumpkin girl makeup, cloud makeup, faux freckles, red carpet loo...
69 AND SHREDDED
09 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Call Chelsea Podcast returns with calls about PEPSI LOVING BEARS! CARROT LOVING HORSES! TUCKED SHEETS! BAKED POTATOES! Featuring ASMR, coffee song...
CALL CHELSEA PERETTI: THE PREQUEL. IN ANOTHER DIMENSION!!!!!
02 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The legendary podcast returns, imagining what happened BEFORE it in time AND space- jk its just a new version of the pod! Now with interviews, live ta...