Chat 10 Looks 3
Episodes
Ep 85: Donkey In The Living Room
18 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
[This episode was recorded just before the sudden death of Dale Sales, legendary Dad and human. He is much mourned.] Crabb feels a bit off kilter when...
Ep 84: The Americans
05 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
SPOILER ALERT. This entire episode is about the final season and the finale of The Americans. Normal chatting will resume next episode. • The Americ...
Ep 83: The Entire Wind Section Of The Orchestra
20 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
There is only one channel working on the Medieval Contraceptive Recording Device, but this does not stop the monsters. They huddle together to chat on...
Ep 82: Tivoli Show Pt 2
03 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
They were late, highly stressed and exhausted, yet Crabb and Sales still managed to rabbit on enough to generate a second episode of guff. Unstoppable...
Ep 81: Love You Brisbane
20 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Edited highlights of the Chat 10 Looks 3 Live show at the Tivoli in Brisbane on 12 May 2018. (Part 1) • A percentage of the proceeds from all our sh...
Ep 80: The Frump Nightie
29 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Crabb gives Sales a nightie offering neck to ankle coverage, seemingly some sort of plot to consign Sales to a lifetime of celibacy. In response, Sale...
Ep 79: Get Out Of The Way, You Nobody
15 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Sales has been staying up half the night devising her own script for the final season of The Americans. Crabb declares Sales is never to read bedtime ...
Ep 78: Boiled Eggs And Seamonsters
04 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Sales can't stop thinking about sea-monster egg farts. Meanwhile Crabb is excited by shooting stars and symmetry. Is Eddie Redmayne on track to be the...
Ep 77: Put A Frangipani On The Plate
16 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The wretches have a go at each other: Crabb disrespects Sales' Buns, so Sales retaliates by offering her opinion on Crabb's Finnish book. Is this the ...
Ep 76: Duelling Banquos
28 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Crabb is angry about her pen situation and Sales describes her fury when a pedestrian spat at her car. Garner interrupts the chat by sending through a...
Ep 75: Live At Her Majesty's Theatre
14 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Live event - recorded at Her Majesty's Theatre in Adelaide, Friday 9 February. • Hans! Introduction and song - via Facebook (Her Majesty's Theatre, ...
Ep 74: I Leave My Hazelnuts Hairy
29 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Sales finally gives the verdict on her visit to Blue Hill Farm restaurant in New York or as it's known among chatters The Carrot Restaurant. Also disc...
Ep 73: There Is So Much Padding
19 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Crabb and Sales compare impressive bruises and then ponder if you should immediately ice a badly bumped bum. Thankfully the chat moves on to discussio...
Ep 72: End Of Another Year
16 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Sales and Crabb look back at the best of 2017. Recorded live at Llewellyn Hall, ANU on Sat 9 December. • The matching outfits - Sales and Crabb didn...
Ep 71: Bone Curdling Tragedies
07 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Much to their excitement both Crabb and Sales successfully Google "literary page turner" (or LPT for short). The Drover's Wife is deconstructed and th...
Ep 70: Cloudy With A Chance Of [redacted]
26 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Plenty of banter on what to do with pulp from intractable and flinty Queensland pumpkins. Plus young Robert Redford, the ubiquitous Babs, Elton John (...
Ep 69: Don't Wrap It In Plastic Ivy
10 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Crabb will consider reading a promotional book if it includes a blurb from Howard Hughes, Sales will consider reading it if it comes with a Ferrari. I...
Ep 68: The Granny Pants Problem
01 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
There are men you think you can trust (but really shouldn't!) Sales' has a giant granny pants problem and Crabb reckons her hair merkin is really work...
Ep 67: Live At The Comedy Theatre, Part Deux
05 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Recorded live at the Comedy Theatre in Melbourne, Saturday 16 September, 8pm session. (Note: recording ends suddenly.) • Melbourne Cliches - Late Sh...
Ep 66: Live At The Comedy Theatre, Part Un
23 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Recorded live at the Comedy Theatre in Melbourne, Saturday 16 September, 5pm session. • Lyrics to Leigh Sales' song - performed by Breakthru • The...
Ep 65: The Killer Punch
06 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
How is it that some actors can remove themselves from their iconic roles? And why do some commit to the impossible task of playing real life personali...
Ep 64: Let's Go Back To My Room
20 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Crabb and Sales are having a meal together when Crabb has a sudden desire to podcast and suggests they head up to her hotel room. Sales is reluctant b...
Ep 63: It's A [Redacted]!
09 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Crabb's faulty oven catches fire at an inconvenient time and such is her incandescent rage that she goes on a social media rant at the manufacturer. S...
Ep 62: No Nutritional Value
30 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
This podcast is a bit like a Burger Ring, there is no nutritional value and it is best you don't know what is in it. Crabb is in a movie watching slum...
Ep 61: The Cult
21 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Chat 10 Looks 3 is officially a cult. Leaders Sales and Crabb predict the future and look at our current dystopian obsessions, including Margaret Atwo...
Ep 60: Medieval Contraception Device
02 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Sales sets a new benchmark in creative swearing as she wrestles with new audio equipment. Yes! We have proper microphones at last! Crabb thinks the re...
Ep 59: Our Reading Year - SWF May 2017
22 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Crabb and Sales look back on a year in reading. Recorded as part of the Sydney Writers Festival at the Roslyn Packer Theatre, 27 May 2017. (Thanks to ...
Ep 58: Fortissimo
18 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Sales insists on showing Crabb visual jokes about music notes while cry-laughing. Yes, it's one of those episodes. Crabb gets her own back by eating a...
Ep 57: Love A Spoiler
07 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Spoiler alert! Crabb and Sales watch the first episode of the new season of The Americans and tell you all about it. The conclusion: "it has to end in...
Ep 56: Nose Snorting With The Thespians
31 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Recorded backstage at the Sydney Writers Festival. Sales and Crabb dissect the history of Donald Trump's hair and how it feels to 'witter' away at one...
Ep 55: Who Is Aussie Mandy?
21 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Beginning with a touching discussion on early motherhood, holocaust survivors and scholarship recipients, Sales and Crabb then have a stab at poetry a...
Ep 54: Are You My Driver?
11 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
It is Sales' birthday! Plenty of cry laughing and clanging with mentions to scoffing pizza on live TV, having a late dinner with Armando Iannucci plus...
Ep 53: Fat Tuba Players
04 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Crabb and Sales chat about S-Town, Oprah, exploding whales and tuba players with bum acne. There is the inevitable mention of Garner. Apparently Sales...
Ep 52: Expected To Be The World's Biggest Rabbit
27 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
From the Nobel Prize Ceremony and the Logies to giant rabbits and chickens, Sales and Crabb have it all covered. Mia Freedman, Patti Smith get a menti...
Ep 51: Bon Anniversaire: Part Deux
12 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Deux, derr, DUH! (Crabb and Sales go all out with their French pronunciation skills). A diverse range of topics are whized through: the Dixie Chicks c...
Ep 50: Bon Anniversaire: Part Un
08 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
The 50th episode! Surely not? There is plenty of clanging, including some competitive clanging over Armando Iannucci. Sales has been getting chummy wi...
Ep 49: She's A Squirter
22 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
So soon, but here they are again! Crabb and Sales discuss hospital visits, the Missing Richard Simmons podcast plus new books and TV. Inadvertently Cr...
Ep 48: You And Me (But Mostly Me)
15 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Sales finds a room with a piano and invites Crabb for a sing-a-long inspired by the Book of Mormon. Crabb discusses some terrific events she saw at th...
Ep 47: Jazzturbation
31 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Summer viewing and reading has thrown up all sorts of questions for Crabb and Sales: Why are they more attached to Prince Phillip than they ever thoug...
Ep 46: Can I Interest You In A Glass Of Champagne?
19 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
It is one week until Christmas and the year is nearly over. Grab a glass of champagne and some snacks and join Crabb and Sales a they discuss the best...
Ep 45: Miso Horny
08 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Sincerely apologetic about the audio quality from the last episode, Crabb and Sales lock themselves away in a silent office to talk of recent adventur...
Ep 44: Something for Whatshername
16 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
(Warning: bad audio quality!) Sales takes Crabb to a new café but tells her the incorrect name of the place - mistaking the band 'Something for Kate'...
Ep 43: Bury A Liver Under The Roots
02 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Defiantly avoiding the Melbourne Cup, Crabb and Sales hide themselves away to discuss recent developments in the US Election. Sales is proud to announ...
EP 42: The Glancing Torchlight Across The Arse Of The Tuna
25 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Even though it has not rained for days, Crabb still manages to get drenched by passing traffic - very 'sitcom' don't you think? Detailed discussion en...
Ep 41: Pussy Riot
10 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Crabb and Sales analyse the 2nd US presidential debate, then briefly ponder why there is a Pokemon on Sales' desk. Discussion switches to unsympatheti...
Ep 40: It's Debatable
03 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Crabb and Sales watch the first Clinton and Trump presidential debate in a secret tropical location. 48 hours later, while drinking cocktails, they as...
Ep 39: Home Dental Extraction
29 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Canberra Writers' Festival. Recorded in a bathroom. Without microphones. Enjoy. • The Americans • Blink by Malcolm Gladwell • Revisionist Histor...
Ep 38: Carlos Danger
21 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This week Crabb and Sales discuss coincidences, John Grisham novels, mountain climbing, Mormons and what it's like to get an early, sneak peek at a fe...
Ep 37: Medium White T-shirts
14 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
The election is over. We may even have a Prime Minister (at least for the next few months or so). Crabb and Sales reflect on what it's like being chai...
Ep 36: Fifty Shades Of Coughing
06 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
The election campaign is taking its toll. Crabb and Sales are both sick, but the upside of spending so much time on flights with politicians is that y...
Ep 35: Backstage At The Sydney Writers Festival
24 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Recorded merely moments before they appeared on-stage before an audience of 2000 punters, Crabb and Sales recall some of their investigations into pol...
Ep 34: Isabella Blow
15 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Join Crabb and Sales at Sydney's Powerhouse Museum where they visit the Isabella Blow exhibition, plus a whole list of new podcasts to listen to. • ...
Ep 33: The Silence Of The Fritters
04 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
It's budget time! Crabb and Sales are sequestered within locked rooms in Canberra to analyse the Australian national budget, and yet they find time to...
Ep 32: Live From The Wheeler Centre
18 Apr 2016
Contributed by Lukas
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Ep 31: When I Get A Minute
10 Mar 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Crabb and Sales launch their latest project: When I Get A Minute. It's the TV show about culture for the chronically time-poor. Exclusive to ABC iView...
Ep 30: Strobe Cream Part Deux
06 Feb 2016
Contributed by Lukas
It's time to put on makeup. It's time to dress up right. It's time to get things started in Canberra tonight. Join the bunglers in front of the mirror...
Ep 29: When The Strudel Hits The Floor
25 Jan 2016
Contributed by Lukas
The bunglers are back for 2016 and Crabb is clanging like a bell after an encounter with celebrity cook Nigella Lawson. Sales finally gives Crabb her ...
Ep 28: Christmas 2015
22 Dec 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Christmas is here, so it's time for Crabb and Sales to tell us what they thought of the year. Find out their picks for best movies, television, recipe...
Ep 27: Flora's Fancy
11 Dec 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Secret diaries are revealed in this episode. What happens when the things you wrote thirty years ago see the light of day. Would anyone want to read i...
Ep 26: The Ingredient Of Shame
02 Dec 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Julie Andrews. Stephen Fry. Harrison Ford. It's episode where Crabb and Sales shamelessly drop names until the clanging is literally audible. They dis...
Ep 25: Happy Birthday To Us
05 Nov 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Crabb and Sales celebrate the one year anniversary of the Chat 10 Looks 3 podcast with booze, reviews and Julie Andrews. Brendan is replaced by a thre...
Ep 24: Pat It Into A Log: Redux
24 Oct 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Starting on a sombre note, Crabb and Sales talk about death and dying, before switching to their regular high-spirited routine of discussing what they...
Ep 23: Death And Ashes Inside
18 Oct 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In which Crabb and Sales eat baked goods cooked in a chemically-cleaned oven and discover the joys of long biographies where not much actually happens...
Ep 22: The Poison Seeps Down
27 Sep 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Do you walk out on plays? Movies? Crabb and Sales talk about the shows they couldn't sit through. Sales admits she doesn't like all musicals and Crabb...
Ep 21: Time For A New Safe Word
20 Sep 2015
Contributed by Lukas
There's been a leadership coup in Australia, meaning Crabb and Sales need a new safe word. Crabb has been papped with an Abbott staffer and unpacks an...
Ep 20: Another Thing To Feel Guilty About
08 Sep 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Crabb and Sales are very apologetic for taking so long to come up with a new episode and are delighted that in addition to fretting over the idea that...
Ep 19: The Odd Couple
06 Aug 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Crabb and Sales visit the Archibald Prize at the Art Gallery of NSW. In keeping with tradition they are interrupted not once, but twi...
Ep 18: Pat It Into A Log
14 Jul 2015
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Crabb and Sales are going by nom de plumes - but who is Earl J McNabb and who is Tabitha Whispersword? Whispersword is refusing to read the...
Ep 17: Sexy's Not My Natural Look
03 Jul 2015
Contributed by Lukas
The women discuss fashion, with Crabb describing her look as "50s frocks" while Sales' self-confessed style is "I Can't be Arsed". They review the new...
Ep 16: Strobe Cream
25 Jun 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Crabb and Sales are in Canberra getting their glam on for the Mid-Winter Ball. Even in a hotel bathroom, these bunglers still manage to crack each oth...
Ep 15: Join In Or Bugger Off
16 Jun 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Crabb hates showtunes and Sales hates birds, so why not spend the episode talking about both? Join them in the piano room (aka the yoga room) while th...
Ep 14: Our Reading Lives
02 Jun 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In this live recording from the Sydney Writers' Festival, Crabb and Sales take a wander through their reading lives in sixty minutes, somehow managing...
Ep 13: Why We Can No Longer Be Friends
26 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Crabb and Sales record this limited-edition podcast live from the Sydney Writers' Festival. Our loveable bunglers write letters to each other, explain...
Ep 12: The Ascendancy Of The Nice People
16 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
It's budget week and everyone is under (and broadcasting in) the weather. But federal politics is quickly pushed aside once Sales announces that this ...
Ep 11: Why Don't We Do It In The Electrical Cupboard
25 Apr 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Crabb and Sales desperately hunt for a quiet room to record this week's podcast and end up in a breast-feeding room. They talk about what makes a grea...
Ep 10: Shagpile
15 Apr 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Crabb and Sales review the first episode of the final season of Mad Men and discover that Don Draper has a unique solution for removing red wine stain...
Ep 9: Immoderate Envy
03 Apr 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Crabb reveals her top "why didn't I think of that?" moments, and Sales tells us what she really thinks of Jeremy Clarkson. Plus things take a turn for...
Ep 8: Peony Fluffer
21 Mar 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Crabb is writing a cookbook and Sales is more than happy to drop by and ruin the food styling. Have a listen. It's better than eating a raw onion. •...
Ep 7: Close Kimono
07 Mar 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Sales has locked Crabb in a room with a piano, which can only mean one thing: show tunes! The pair celebrates the fiftieth anniversary of The Sound of...
Ep 6: Fifty Shades Of Giggling
17 Feb 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Crabb and Sales don their finest trench coats and head off to see 50 Shades of Grey. Afterwards they delve into the topic of reading books you ordinar...
Ep 5: A Unicorn In Your Backyard
16 Dec 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Sales and Crabb make up for missing a couple of weeks by delivering a bumper Christmas episode. They talk about everything from baking, to books to bi...
Ep 4: The Sting Enclosure On Planet Rockstar
27 Nov 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Crabb and Sales start where they left off last week: Portuguese Tarts, but from there things take a turn to the dark side. How can one random, tragic ...
Ep 3: Eighty-eight Point Turn
19 Nov 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Crabb and Sales take to the road in search of Portuguese tarts and along the way talk about the best books, documentaries and TV shows based around "i...
Ep 2: Imagine The Bananas
13 Nov 2014
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Crabb and Sales talk about Broadway disasters, wicked wordplay and kitchen fires. They put the smackdown on their internet trolls, Sa...
Ep 1: Nobody Mentions Nabokov
03 Nov 2014
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Crabb and Sales talk about their idols and what it's like to make a fool of yourself when you meet them. Plus, they reveal their secr...