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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
Didn't really work.
Fucking hell, it's an absolute highlight, Will. Fucking hell, it's funny.
Joe, basically where Joe normally sits there as a dog.
And a pretty one at that.
Yeah. Do you want to meet him?
Yeah. What's his name?
Barney. Barney, come here.
Fucking, oh dear, stop swearing. So shiny. This is Barney. Wow.
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Chapter 2: How does Joe feel about looking after Barney the dog?
How old's he? About one, I think. Oh, bloody hell. Look at that. He looks so clean. Sweet, isn't he? Mad as a hatter, to be honest with you.
Is he?
I've been out since eight walking him and it's made no... What's that like, getting out and doing the walk? Oh, I loved it. Yeah. This piece, honestly, it's made no difference. What, to him? Yeah. He's not calmed down at all.
Chapter 3: What funny anecdotes do they share about dog ownership?
He's very sweet. Did you have to do any bottom business? Two, two times. What was that like? Fine. I've done it a few times before. I've looked after my Petra's niece's dog. Was it fine? Yeah.
Did you just put one of those little gloves on?
Yeah, I went for a walk. I took him out yesterday with David Reid. And, like, two minutes into meeting David, he picked up his dog's shit. Like, it was like he was picking up 2P off the ground. Just went, no, we've been here about a month.
Chapter 4: What interesting stories come up about broken Americana session cassettes?
Yeah. And I was like, oh, absolutely fine.
What's he like around the house?
He's lovely. He's chaotic. Yeah. But it's quite funny. He loves the bay window. He sits in the bay window because it's right by the road. He just watches people. Is this not helping your decision making?
Well, I sort of lost Saturday. I saw a really dirty dog who sort of ran in the river and I went, I mean, look at that. That looks hard work, taking that home.
I've got a little towel in case his feet got wet, but it didn't rain.
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Chapter 5: How does David's new shed relate to their conversation?
But that looks... Honestly, having a little dog there.
I know. We had a painter and decorator in a few years ago and he had an old Whippet and he said, oh, do you mind if my Whippet sits with you because he likes company? And he just sat in his basket. But I think you have to wait eight years before they calm down.
Yeah.
They've just got a ball in his mouth. Simple things, haven't they? But this is how pathetic I am. I kept thinking, I wonder if he's having a good time. I kept thinking. Yeah, he looks like he's having a nice time. Yeah, he does like being near you and stuff. He likes sitting near you.
I see, the idea of sitting on a sofa with a dog.
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Chapter 6: What quiz format do Joe and David use for the episode?
I know. It was like, I'll send you the photo. Petra took this photo yesterday and I was like, this is what it's all about. This is heaven.
What breed is he?
He's half beagle, half, I think it's like border collie or something. But,
Barney. Oh, no, he hasn't got headphones on. He hasn't got headphones on. Barney. Stick some little head. Stick some flare audio headphones on. Did you have one? Fucking hell, you look like a postman.
Chapter 7: How do they score points in the quiz about past episodes?
Yeah, I don't.
I know.
I thought you had a letter in your hand. That's what Pet just said about my new jacket. I know.
Would you have one?
Yeah. Well, Petra was like, oh, I was hoping it would put you off. And I was like, no, I've been up since seven, excited he was coming over. Everyone who's got a dog says it's a hell of a commitment. It's a hell of a commitment.
I've heard so many people say we did it, we had the chance again.
Yeah, but look at that fella.
Look at that.
I know.
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Chapter 8: What are the final scores and reflections on the quiz?
Look at that. Yeah. Don't want to look at you, does he? Oh, there we go. Look at that. Tennis ball in his mouth. Couldn't be happier. I lost his ball earlier, so I had to give him that.
But, yeah. I love the idea of a routine, getting up early in the morning, getting your coat on. Any weather. Lovely.
Yeah, imagine those days.
I just don't like the idea of diarrhoea.
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Or the dog getting it. Don't mind the dog.
I don't know.
Yeah, but I think you give them the right food, the stalls are solid as a piece of... Is that what it is? I think so. Is it? I think in the 80s when we gave them the leftovers, they'd come out like ale. Well, I saw Ale not long ago at the park. Have I told you the Victoria Station one? I've seen two really funny ones.
Yeah, that's the one I tell everyone. No, I'm not getting one. So Joe, I work with, I tell him all the time. And I always expect a bit more.
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