Chatabix

S15 Ep 840: Patreons In The Den - Part 2

15 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Our Dragon’s Den pitching session continues, with the Patreons battling it out to impress David and Joe with their great ‘new section’ ideas. Th...

S15 Ep 839: Patreons In The Den - Part 1

14 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Soon after starting today’s show, Joe remembers that his brother’s had a new section idea for the pod and messages him to get the full details. So...

S15 Ep 838: The Farm - Revisited!

13 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

It seems that David’s curiosity about Joe’s sinister farm has not yet been satisfied. So in this episode, he encourages Joe to re-open the case fi...

S15 Ep 838: The Farm - Revisited!

13 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

It seems that David’s curiosity about Joe’s sinister farm has not yet been satisfied. So in this episode, he encourages Joe to re-open the case fi...

S15 Ep 387: The Hunt for Joe’s Sinister Farm

12 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

For today’s episode, Chatabix transforms into a proper True Crime podcast. Following their discussion about the sinister farm that Joe stumbled acro...

S15 Ep 837: The Hunt for Joe’s Sinister Farm

12 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

For today’s episode, Chatabix transforms into a proper True Crime podcast. Following their discussion about the sinister farm that Joe stumbled acro...

S15 Ep 836 Vault Mondays: The 100th Episode

11 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

It’s another landmark episode from the Chatabix archives - where we celebrate our 100th episode!!!! First posted on 25 November 2021 FOR ALL THING...

S15 Ep 836 Vault Mondays: The 100th Episode

11 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

It’s another landmark episode from the Chatabix archives - where we celebrate our 100th episode!!!!First posted on 25 November 2021FOR ALL THINGS CH...

S15 Ep 835 Listeners Mailbag: The Return Of One In A Million

08 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Well, it’s been a while since we’ve read any out - so this week’s Mailbag is entirely dedicated to your One In A Million messages. There’s sto...

S15 Ep 835 Listeners Mailbag: The Return Of One In A Million

08 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Well, it’s been a while since we’ve read any out - so this week’s Mailbag is entirely dedicated to your One In A Million messages. There’s sto...

S15 Ep 834: Golden Moments and Joe’s Secret Admirer - Part 2

07 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Picking up from yesterday’s show, there’s more questions from David about Joe’s secret admirer and they also invent a ‘would you date’ game ...

S15 Ep 834: Golden Moments and Joe’s Secret Admirer - Part 2

07 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Picking up from yesterday’s show, there’s more questions from David about Joe’s secret admirer and they also invent a ‘would you date’ game ...

S15 Ep 833: Golden Moments and Joe’s Secret Admirer - Part 1

06 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

After a quick shout out from Joe about the Sepsis Trust and all the great work they do, David start recounting his thoughts on ‘The Golden Moment’...

S15 Ep 833: Golden Moments and Joe’s Secret Admirer - Part 1

06 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

After a quick shout out from Joe about the Sepsis Trust and all the great work they do, David start recounting his thoughts on ‘The Golden Moment’...

S15 Ep 832: David’s Post-Filming High

05 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

David’s finished his filming job and consequently is on an absolute high - buzzing about loving life and even starting to like London too. So obviou...

S15 Ep 832: David’s Post-Filming High

05 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

David’s finished his filming job and consequently is on an absolute high - buzzing about loving life and even starting to like London too. So obviou...

S15 Ep 831 Vault Mondays: The Podcast Title and Addictions

04 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week, we bring you the holy grail of Vault Mondays - the very first episode of Chatabix! It’s a tentative start but once things get going, Davi...

S15 Ep 831 Vault Mondays: The Podcast Title and Addictions

04 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week, we bring you the holy grail of Vault Mondays - the very first episode of Chatabix! It’s a tentative start but once things get going, Davi...

S15 Ep 830 Listener’s Mailbag: Bad Vibes and Hash-letes

01 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

In today’s Mailbag, David and Joe read message about bad-vibes places, love for Folkestone, a work prat, some Our Little Systems, a high functioning...

S15 Ep 830 Listener’s Mailbag: Bad Vibes and Hash-letes

01 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

In today’s Mailbag, David and Joe read message about bad-vibes places, love for Folkestone, a work prat, some Our Little Systems, a high functioning...

S15 Ep 829 Bonus Episode: Lose Two Stone - Week 1

30 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

As a treat for all you lovely listeners out there, we’re posting the first episode of our Patreon-only series Lose Two Stone, which started last mon...

S15 Ep 829 Bonus Episode: Lose Two Stone - Week 1

30 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

As a treat for all you lovely listeners out there, we’re posting the first episode of our Patreon-only series Lose Two Stone, which started last mon...

S15 Ep 828: A Double Bubble and London Trouble - Part 2

29 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Continuing on from yesterday’s show, Joe considers potential holiday destinations and reveals how stressful he finds choosing where to book. Then Da...

S15 Ep 828: A Double Bubble and London Trouble - Part 2

29 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Continuing on from yesterday’s show, Joe considers potential holiday destinations and reveals how stressful he finds choosing where to book. Then Da...

S15 Ep 827: A Double Bubble and London Trouble - Part 1

28 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

In this first part of a double bubble episode, David kicks things off by giving Joe a tour of his hotel North London. Then there’s an update on film...

S15 Ep 827: A Double Bubble and London Trouble - Part 1

28 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

In this first part of a double bubble episode, David kicks things off by giving Joe a tour of his hotel in North London. Then there’s an update on f...

S15 Ep 826 Vault Mondays: Not Going Out and Bums & Rockets

27 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Topics on today’s episode from the Chatabix archives include troublesome tech issues, David's lack of self confidence, Not Going Out, board games an...

S15 Ep 826 Vault Mondays: Not Going Out and Bums & Rockets

27 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Topics on today’s episode from the Chatabix archives include troublesome tech issues, David's lack of self confidence, Not Going Out, board games an...

S15 Ep 825 Listener’s Mailbag: House Laps and Weed Inflation

24 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

In today’s Mailbag, there’s messages about moving to Cornwall, more parental quirks, working in a Levi’s store in the 90’s, The Mighty Boosh, ...

S15 Ep 825 Listener’s Mailbag: House Laps and Weed Inflation

24 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

In today’s Mailbag, there’s messages about moving to Cornwall, more parental quirks, working in a Levi’s store in the 90’s, The Mighty Boosh, ...

S15 Ep 824: Learning Lines and First Day Nerves

23 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

David’s back in his London hotel room and feeling all out of sorts as he’s about to start filming for a new project. So after Joe suggests a calmi...

S15 Ep 824: Learning Lines and First Day Nerves

23 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

David’s back in his London hotel room and feeling all out of sorts as he’s about to start filming for a new project. So after Joe suggests a calmi...

S15 Ep 823: David’s Flow State and Hated Places

22 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

David’s staying up in London again this week. But rather than feeling all out of sorts, he’s particularly calm for today’s recording and soon fi...

S15 Ep 823: David’s Flow State and Hated Places

22 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

David’s staying up in London again this week. But rather than feeling all out of sorts, he’s particularly calm for today’s recording and soon fi...

S15 Ep 822: Mouse Clicking and Trago Mills

21 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Buckle up as it’s a packed episode of chat on Chatabix today. Just a few of the many subjects covered include snarky emails to the pod, Joe’s cons...

S15 Ep 822: Mouse Clicking and Trago Mills

21 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Buckle up as it’s a packed episode of chat on Chatabix today. Just a few of the many subjects covered include snarky emails to the pod, Joe’s cons...

S15 Ep 821 Vault Mondays: Art College Pictures and Live Gigs

20 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

On this old episode from the archives, we chat about something from the past and then we have an amazing idea!!! First posted on 2nd June 2022 FOR A...

S15 Ep 821 Vault Mondays: Art College Pictures and Live Gigs

20 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

On this old episode from the archives, we chat about something from the past and then we have an amazing idea!!!First posted on 2nd June 2022FOR ALL T...

S15 Ep 820 Listener’s Mailbag: A Japanese Chatabiscuit and A Car For Joe

17 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

On today’s action packed Mailbag, we kick off with a wonderful email from a Japanese Chatabiscuit who’s been living in the UK. Then there’s mess...

S15 Ep 820 Listener’s Mailbag: A Japanese Chatabiscuit and A Car For Joe

17 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

On today’s action packed Mailbag, we kick off with a wonderful email from a Japanese Chatabiscuit who’s been living in the UK. Then there’s mess...

S15 Ep 819: Camper-Vaning and Fucktoids

16 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Well, today’s episode is a proper tale of two halves. Firstly, as David’s going on a camper van holiday this summer with his family, Joe wants to ...

S15 Ep 819: Camper-Vaning and Fucktoids

16 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Well, today’s episode is a proper tale of two halves. Firstly, as David’s going on a camper van holiday this summer with his family, Joe wants to ...

S15 Ep 818: Celebrities We Have Met

15 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Joe bumped into Vanessa Feltz on Brighton seafront the other day - who he’d never met before but they had a brief chat and she took a photo of them ...

S15 Ep 818: Celebrities We Have Met

15 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Joe bumped into Vanessa Feltz on Brighton seafront the other day - who he’d never met before but they had a brief chat and she took a photo of them ...

S15 Ep 817: A Year Of Your Life Podding

14 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

After not admitting to some colleagues that he has a podcast, Joe wants to analyse why he and David both find it so embarrassing to talk about Chatabi...

S15 Ep 817: A Year Of Your Life Podding

14 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

After not admitting to some colleagues that he has a podcast, Joe wants to analyse why he and David both find it so embarrassing to talk about Chatabi...

S15 Ep 816 Vault Mondays: Surprise Guest - Harry Hill

13 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Time for another surprise guest episode from our archives. In this time it’s the genius, Harry Hill! First posted on 25th January 2022 FOR ALL THI...

S15 Ep 816 Vault Mondays: Surprise Guest - Harry Hill

13 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Time for another surprise guest episode from our archives. In this time it’s the genius, Harry Hill!First posted on 25th January 2022FOR ALL THINGS ...

S15 Ep 815 Listener's Mailbag: Funny Names & Working With A Prat

10 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Subjects in today’s mailbag include David’s problematic pressure washer hose attachments, moving overseas, electrical fires, things do do in Earls...

S15 Ep 815 Listener's Mailbag: Funny Names & Working With A Prat

10 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Subjects in today’s mailbag include David’s problematic pressure washer hose attachments, moving overseas, electrical fires, things do do in Earls...

S15 Ep 814: Football Coaching and the Return of Vigilante Joe

09 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

David and Joe kick off today’s show with some shout-outs to Chatabiscuits and show some appreciation for their younger listeners. Then the chat turn...

S15 Ep 814: Football Coaching and the Return of Vigilante Joe

09 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

David and Joe kick off today’s show with some shout-outs to Chatabiscuits and show some appreciation for their younger listeners. Then the chat turn...

S15 Ep 813: David’s ‘I’m Sorry I Haven’t a Clue’ Obsession

08 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

David’s recently fallen I love with the long running Radio 4 comedy panel show, I’m Sorry I Haven’t A Clue. He reckons it’s the ultimate comfo...

S15 Ep 813: David’s ‘I’m Sorry I Haven’t a Clue’ Obsession

08 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

David’s recently fallen I love with the long running Radio 4 comedy panel show, I’m Sorry I Haven’t A Clue. He reckons it’s the ultimate comfo...

S15 Ep 812: Camden Memories and The Town Game

07 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Joe’s filming in London at the moment, very near to Camden. Which is where his wife Petra used to live when they first dated and also where he spent...

S15 Ep 812: Camden Memories and The Town Game

07 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Joe’s filming in London at the moment, very near to Camden. Which is where his wife Petra used to live when they first dated and also where he spent...

S15 Ep 811 Vault Mondays: Bluetooth and The Word Game

06 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

New week, old episode. And in this archive show from 2021, we chatted about lots of new things - the new AirBnB, Joe's new bluetooth and we play the n...

S15 Ep 811 Vault Mondays: Bluetooth and The Word Game

06 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

New week, old episode. And in this archive show from 2021, we chatted about lots of new things - the new AirBnB, Joe's new bluetooth and we play the n...

S15 Ep 810 Listener’s Mailbag: Sexy Joe and Fix My Quip

03 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Time for some more of your emails. And this week, we have messages about a disappointing Deftones quip, a disgraceful affair in the 90’s, a lot of l...

S15 Ep 810 Listener’s Mailbag: Sexy Joe and Fix My Quip

03 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Time for some more of your emails. And this week, we have messages about a disappointing Deftones quip, a disgraceful affair in the 90’s, a lot of l...

S15 Ep 809: Live Tours, Cokey Z and Only Me - Part 2

02 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Picking up from yesterdays’s episode, David grills Joe about his Cokey Z relapse, they do some research into which food and drinks are healthy (and ...

S15 Ep 809: Live Tours, Cokey Z and Only Me - Part 2

02 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Picking up from yesterdays’s episode, David grills Joe about his Cokey Z relapse, they do some research into which food and drinks are healthy (and ...

S15 Ep 808: Live Tours, Cokey Z and Only Me - Part 1

01 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

David’s been to see the brilliant Alex Lowe performing as Clinton Baptiste at the Brighton Dome, which he absolutely loved. But the whole evening go...

S15 Ep 808: Live Tours, Cokey Z and Only Me - Part 1

01 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

David’s been to see the brilliant Alex Lowe performing as Clinton Baptiste at the Brighton Dome, which he absolutely loved. But the whole evening go...

S15 Ep 807: So Pleased With Himself

31 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

David’s been listening back to a recent episode of the pod where they talked about a live ‘Ladies Night’ show of Our Little Systems - and found ...

S15 Ep 807: So Pleased With Himself

31 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

David’s been listening back to a recent episode of the pod where they talked about a live ‘Ladies Night’ show of Our Little Systems - and found ...

S15 Ep 806 Vault Mondays: Bored and Dead End Jobs

30 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Another episode randomly selected from the Chatabix archives. And in this one, we talked about Dermot, crap jobs, being ignored, and magicians / golfe...

S15 Ep 806 Vault Mondays: Bored and Dead End Jobs

30 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Another episode randomly selected from the Chatabix archives. And in this one, we talked about Dermot, crap jobs, being ignored, and magicians / golfe...

S15 Ep 805 Mailbag Fridays: Celebrity Stories and a Missing Gall Bladder

27 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

In today’s selection of slightly baffling emails from the Chatabix Mailbag, there’s a picture of Joe with Joe Mahler, some celebrity holiday spots...

S15 Ep 805 Mailbag Fridays: Celebrity Stories and a Missing Gall Bladder

27 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

In today’s selection of slightly baffling emails from the Chatabix Mailbag, there’s a picture of Joe with Joe Mahler, some celebrity holiday spots...

S15 Ep 804: A Couple Of Daydreamers

26 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We kick off today’s show with a debrief about yesterday’s trip to the Crawley Industrial Estate - which Joe absolutely loved. But it did make Davi...

S15 Ep 804: A Couple Of Daydreamers

26 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We kick off today’s show with a debrief about yesterday’s trip to the Crawley Industrial Estate - which Joe absolutely loved. But it did make Davi...

S14 Ep 803: The Crawley Industrial Estate Tour

25 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

David’s staying near Crawley for a few days, so he’s taking the opportunity to visit the industrial estate where he had quite a few jobs in his 20...

S14 Ep 803: The Crawley Industrial Estate Tour

25 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

David’s staying near Crawley for a few days, so he’s taking the opportunity to visit the industrial estate where he had quite a few jobs in his 20...

S15 Ep 802: Generically 55 and Christian O’Connell

24 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

It’s a very busy episode of chatting today and just a few of the subjects covered include - David being the main topic of conversation at Joe’s re...

S15 Ep 802: Generically 55 and Christian O’Connell

24 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

It’s a very busy episode of chatting today and just a few of the subjects covered include - David being the main topic of conversation at Joe’s re...

S15 Ep 801 Vault Mondays: Russell Howard's Newspaper Chairs + Beppe Di Marco

23 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

In this old episode from way back in 2021 - we chat about the newspaper chairs on Russell Howard's Show, Beppe Di Marco, celebrities from Redhill and ...

S15 Ep 801 Vault Mondays: Russell Howard's Newspaper Chairs + Beppe Di Marco

23 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

In this old episode from way back in 2021 - we chat about the newspaper chairs on Russell Howard's Show, Beppe Di Marco, celebrities from Redhill and ...

S15 Ep 800 Listener’s Mailbag: More One In A Million!

20 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

With so many One In A Million emails in the mailbag at the moment, David and Joe decide to dedicate the whole of today's show to them. So, there’s t...

S15 Ep 800 Listener’s Mailbag: More One In A Million!

20 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

With so many One In A Million emails in the mailbag at the moment, David and Joe decide to dedicate the whole of today's show to them. So, there’s t...

S15 Ep 799: 14 Vol-Au-Vents and A Grilled Chick Wrap

19 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

David’s been staying in London again and last night went to an event where he drunk several glasses of wine and ate a total of 14 vol-au-vents. Swif...

S15 Ep 799: 14 Vol-Au-Vents and A Grilled Chick Wrap

19 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

David’s been staying in London again and last night went to an event where he drunk several glasses of wine and ate a total of 14 vol-au-vents. Swif...

S15 Ep 798: TV Joe’s Name That Tune

18 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

TV Joe is back with a brilliant new game of ‘Name That Tune’, ready to put David and Joe’s musical knowledge to the test. It’s also recently b...

S15 Ep 798: TV Joe’s Name That Tune

18 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

TV Joe is back with a brilliant new game of ‘Name That Tune’, ready to put David and Joe’s musical knowledge to the test. It’s also recently b...

S15 Ep 797: David’s Handsome Man and Joe’s Military Camper Van

17 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Well listeners, today’s show is bit of a head-scratcher to explain. Suffice to say, David tells Joe about a handsome and very self-assured man that ...

S15 Ep 797: David’s Handsome Man and Joe’s Military Camper Van

17 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Well listeners, today’s show is bit of a head-scratcher to explain. Suffice to say, David tells Joe about a handsome and very self-assured man that ...

S15 Ep 796 Vault Mondays: Impressions Competition and A Surprise Guest

16 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

On today’s blast from the past episode - we chat about the charts, listeners unsubscribing, Chatabix buses, the impressions game and our surprise gu...

S15 Ep 796 Vault Mondays: Impressions Competition and A Surprise Guest

16 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

On today’s blast from the past episode - we chat about the charts, listeners unsubscribing, Chatabix buses, the impressions game and our surprise gu...

S15 Ep 795 Listeners Mailbag: The Isle of Wight and Some Artic Monkeys

13 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

It’s Friday - so it must be Mailbag time! And in today’s show we read messages about a vigilante Joe fan, some Isle of Wight celebrity spots, a gr...

S15 Ep 795 Listeners Mailbag: The Isle of Wight and Some Artic Monkeys

13 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

It’s Friday - so it must be Mailbag time! And in today’s show we read messages about a vigilante Joe fan, some Isle of Wight celebrity spots, a gr...

S15 Ep 794: The Return of David’s Pinboard Game - Part 2

12 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Well, this might be the second half of the Pinboard Game double bubble - but in true Chatabix fashion, it’s not long before David and Joe get totall...

S15 Ep 794: The Return of David’s Pinboard Game - Part 2

12 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Well, this might be the second half of the Pinboard Game double bubble - but in true Chatabix fashion, it’s not long before David and Joe get totall...

S15 Ep 793: The Return of David’s Pinboard Game - Part 1

11 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

As Joe’s still feeling a little poorly and they both don’t have much to talk about today - David turns to his trusty pinboard ‘ideas cards’ to...

S15 Ep 793: The Return of David’s Pinboard Game - Part 1

11 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

As Joe’s still feeling a little poorly and they both don’t have much to talk about today - David turns to his trusty pinboard ‘ideas cards’ to...

S15 Ep 792: A Close Shave and Watching Bottom

10 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

David’s had a close shave this morning, nearly being run into by a truck. So he tells Joe about that and then Joe recounts a similar near-miss when ...

S15 Ep 792: A Close Shave and Watching Bottom

10 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

David’s had a close shave this morning, nearly being run into by a truck. So he tells Joe about that and then Joe recounts a similar near-miss when ...

S15 Ep 791 Vault Mondays: The Carpet Fitter and Noel Edmonds

09 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Archive ep time! We chat about our audio, our near disaster, more audio problems, Joe's awkward podcast encounter, Joe's carpet fitter, travelling to ...

S15 Ep 791 Vault Mondays: The Carpet Fitter and Noel Edmonds

09 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Archive ep time! We chat about our audio, our near disaster, more audio problems, Joe's awkward podcast encounter, Joe's carpet fitter, travelling to ...

S15 Ep 790: Mailbag Special - Our Little Systems

06 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

After seeing how many submissions they’ve received for Joe’s ‘Our Little Systems’ idea, David wants to use today’s Mailbag show to see if th...

S15 Ep 790: Mailbag Special - Our Little Systems

06 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

After seeing how many submissions they’ve received for Joe’s ‘Our Little Systems’ idea, David wants to use today’s Mailbag show to see if th...