Chatabix

S15 Ep 807: So Pleased With Himself

31 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

David’s been listening back to a recent episode of the pod where they talked about a live ‘Ladies Night’ show of Our Little Systems - and found ...

S15 Ep 806 Vault Mondays: Bored and Dead End Jobs

30 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Another episode randomly selected from the Chatabix archives. And in this one, we talked about Dermot, crap jobs, being ignored, and magicians / golfe...

S15 Ep 805 Mailbag Fridays: Celebrity Stories and a Missing Gall Bladder

27 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

In today’s selection of slightly baffling emails from the Chatabix Mailbag, there’s a picture of Joe with Joe Mahler, some celebrity holiday spots...

S15 Ep 804: A Couple Of Daydreamers

26 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We kick off today’s show with a debrief about yesterday’s trip to the Crawley Industrial Estate - which Joe absolutely loved. But it did make Davi...

S14 Ep 803: The Crawley Industrial Estate Tour

25 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

David’s staying near Crawley for a few days, so he’s taking the opportunity to visit the industrial estate where he had quite a few jobs in his 20...

S15 Ep 802: Generically 55 and Christian O’Connell

24 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

It’s a very busy episode of chatting today and just a few of the subjects covered include - David being the main topic of conversation at Joe’s re...

S15 Ep 801 Vault Mondays: Russell Howard's Newspaper Chairs + Beppe Di Marco

23 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

In this old episode from way back in 2021 - we chat about the newspaper chairs on Russell Howard's Show, Beppe Di Marco, celebrities from Redhill and ...

S15 Ep 800 Listener’s Mailbag: More One In A Million!

20 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

With so many One In A Million emails in the mailbag at the moment, David and Joe decide to dedicate the whole of today's show to them. So, there’s t...

S15 Ep 799: 14 Vol-Au-Vents and A Grilled Chick Wrap

19 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

David’s been staying in London again and last night went to an event where he drunk several glasses of wine and ate a total of 14 vol-au-vents. Swif...

S15 Ep 798: TV Joe’s Name That Tune

18 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

TV Joe is back with a brilliant new game of ‘Name That Tune’, ready to put David and Joe’s musical knowledge to the test. It’s also recently b...

S15 Ep 797: David’s Handsome Man and Joe’s Military Camper Van

17 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Well listeners, today’s show is bit of a head-scratcher to explain. Suffice to say, David tells Joe about a handsome and very self-assured man that ...

S15 Ep 796 Vault Mondays: Impressions Competition and A Surprise Guest

16 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

On today’s blast from the past episode - we chat about the charts, listeners unsubscribing, Chatabix buses, the impressions game and our surprise gu...

S15 Ep 795 Listeners Mailbag: The Isle of Wight and Some Artic Monkeys

13 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

It’s Friday - so it must be Mailbag time! And in today’s show we read messages about a vigilante Joe fan, some Isle of Wight celebrity spots, a gr...

S15 Ep 794: The Return of David’s Pinboard Game - Part 2

12 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Well, this might be the second half of the Pinboard Game double bubble - but in true Chatabix fashion, it’s not long before David and Joe get totall...

S15 Ep 793: The Return of David’s Pinboard Game - Part 1

11 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

As Joe’s still feeling a little poorly and they both don’t have much to talk about today - David turns to his trusty pinboard ‘ideas cards’ to...

S15 Ep 792: A Close Shave and Watching Bottom

10 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

David’s had a close shave this morning, nearly being run into by a truck. So he tells Joe about that and then Joe recounts a similar near-miss when ...

S15 Ep 791 Vault Mondays: The Carpet Fitter and Noel Edmonds

09 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Archive ep time! We chat about our audio, our near disaster, more audio problems, Joe's awkward podcast encounter, Joe's carpet fitter, travelling to ...

S15 Ep 790: Mailbag Special - Our Little Systems

06 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

After seeing how many submissions they’ve received for Joe’s ‘Our Little Systems’ idea, David wants to use today’s Mailbag show to see if th...

S15 Ep 789: Two Snotty Colds - Part 2

05 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Picking things up from yesterday’s cold-filled show, there’s yet more chat about showing off and generally being embarrassed by performing. Then D...

S15 Ep 788: Two Snotty Colds - Part 1

04 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Both Joe and David have nasty colds at the moment and feeling pretty rubbish. So they kick things off by discussing their illnesses, taking sickies, j...

S15 Ep 787: TV Joe’s Mr & Mrs Quiz

03 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

TV Joe is back and this time he's challenging David and Joe to a game of Mr & Mrs. It’s proper 70’s Saturday night family quiz show vibes, so sett...

S15 Ep 786 Vault Mondays: Guest - Ed Gamble

02 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Comedian & podcast host Ed Gamble joins David & Joe mid spat. After he’s broken up the argument, Ed talks about Off Menu, getting Ed Sheeran on, cha...

S15 Ep 785 Listeners Mailbag: Old Bosses and Other Digressions

27 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Delving into the Mailbag once again, we read messages about one of David’s old bosses (which leads to a lot of reminiscing about previous jobs), a N...

S15 Ep 784: Joe’s Birthday Double Bubble Part 2

26 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

It’s the second part of our birthday double bubble episode, in honour of Joe’s 51st birthday. So following on from yesterday’s show, David and J...

S15 Ep 783: Joe’s Birthday Double Bubble Part 1

25 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

It’s Joe’s birthday today so he and David celebrate by recording a double bubble episode! Well, it’s not what they’d originally planned but wi...

S15 Ep 782: London Larry and Befriending Take That

24 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Well, it’s the last of our trilogy’s of episodes discussing David’s recent work trips to London. And it’s turned out to be a right roller cost...

S15 Ep 781 Vault Mondays: Happy Happy Girl and Distractions

23 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

In today’s blast front the past, we chat about audio issues, our new theme tune, what the show should be, we read out the listeners tweets, talk abo...

S15 Ep 800 Listener’s Mailbag: Jason Orange and Dad Jokes

20 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week’s emails includes message about being a body double for Jason Orange, early memories of quipping, more pot-head information for Joe and a ...

S15 Ep 779: Trains Tales and London Part Two

19 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

After yesterday’s recounting of his previous trip, David is swiftly back up in his London hotel room and feeling all discombobulated again. With a v...

S15 Ep 778: What I Do When I Get To Paddington

18 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

David’s doing a few days work a week in London at the moment, so he use today’s episode to tell Joe how it’s been going. As it involves leaving ...

S15 Ep 777: The 1% Quipping Club

17 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

David’s been watching a lot of The 1% Club recently and has noticed how much the show relies on the brilliant quipping from its host, Lee Mack. Know...

S15 Ep 775 Vault Mondays: Putting A Bet On A Horse and Joe Davis

16 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

In this old show, David and Joe put a bet on a horse and talk about Joe Davis. First posted on: 29th October 2021 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/S...

S15 Ep 774 Listener’s Mailbag: Cockfields Quips and Ben Rufus Green

13 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week’s Mailbag show starts off normal enough - but then David reads a confusing quipping email from their Cockfields co-star, Ben Rufus Green. ...

S15 Ep 773: The Primrose Hill Lot

12 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

The other day, Joe found himself stood up in a cafe in London chatting with three other celebrities - which made him feel very self-conscious indeed. ...

S15 Ep 772: Dopplebangers and ‘Our Little Systems’

11 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Joe wants to come up with a new section idea for the pod and has been inspired by a word he learn recently - dopplebangers. It’s a term used for cou...

S15 Ep 772: Posthumous Pods and Judgy Joe

10 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show David and Joe chat about sorting out their wills, posting the pod after their deaths, wondering when listeners listen to Chatabix, dea...

S15 Ep 771 Vault Mondays: Joe takes an IQ test

09 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

It’s Monday - so it must be archive episode time! And in this one, we chatted about the quote on Joe's bedroom wall, the charts, and Joe took an IQ ...

S15 Ep 770: One In A Million - A Baked Bean and Some Door Keys

06 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

For our first One In A Million of the year, we have messages about a lucky time doing pub quizzes, Pink Floyd and Paul McCartney co-incidences, a bril...

S15 Ep 769: Two Farting Dogs and Intimidating Comedians

05 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

First up, there’s chat about tomato juice, some recent dreams, Joe overhearing a conversation about comedy podcasts and David sitting next to two fa...

S15 Ep 768: Why Are You Still Listening?

04 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Despite David and Joe having absolutely nothing to talk about today, it’s a busy old episode. Subjects up for discussion include staying in hotels, ...

S15 Ep 767: Touching Tongues

03 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

David and Joe are tight for time this morning, so the episode is literally on the clock - they’ve set an alarm to know when to finish. They kick thi...

S14 Ep 766 Vault Mondays: Surprise Guest - Kerry Godliman

02 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

It’s another show from the Chatabix archives and for this one, old pal and comedian Kerry Godliman joins David & Joe as a surprise guest. They talk ...

S15 Ep 765 Listener’s Mailbag: Police Surveillance and Helen DeGeneres

30 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

In today’s Mailbag, we read messages about undercover police work, a new use for David’s Happy Happy Girl song, a game of arsehole to beak, Joe’...

S15 Ep 764: Josh’s Houses and Live Tour Deliberations

29 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

It’s a packed episode of chatting today! To kick things off, Joe tells David about seeing pictures of Josh Widdicombe’s house in a newspaper recen...

S15 Ep 763: David’s Back In Brighton

28 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

David’s staying near Joe in Brighton for a few days, so they’re recording today’s show in very close proximity. But despite Joe’s best efforts...

S15 Ep 762: New Series, Same Old Drivel

27 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Chatabix is back to kick off 2026! And it might be a brand new series but nothing much has changed, as Joe’s talking to David from a hotel room and ...

S15 Ep 761 Vault Mondays: Guest - Former Gangster, Charlie Breaker

26 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

For this week’s archive show, it’s the one when David and Joe were joined by former gangster, Charlie Breaker. First posted on 6th Dec 2022 FOR...

S14 Ep 760: TV Joe’s Quiz of the Year

23 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

What better way to kick off the Christmas holidays than with a brilliantly festive quiz from TV Joe! And this time he’s prepared his very own ‘ino...

S14 Ep 759 Vault Mondays: Guest - Steve Davis

22 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

For this week’s archive show, we bring you one of the most loved episodes of the Chatabix back catalogue. It’s our chat with the wonderful Steve D...

S14 Ep 758: Christmas Mailbag - This Morning and Early Retirement

19 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s a Christmas edition of Mailbag this week - in spite of most of the messages having nothing to do with the festive season. First up, we read an ...

S14 Ep 757: Joe’s Christmassy Walk (to the Station)

18 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

You’ve guessed it, Joe’s on his way to Brighton station to catch a train, so he uses the time to call David and record a pod. So prepare yourself ...

S14 Ep 756: Nasty Messages and Lovely Pods

17 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On today’s show, Joe reveals that after a long time not reading any messages on social media about himself, he saw one recently which really wound h...

S14 Ep 755: I Ain’t A Square

16 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

David’s got a shirt on today, so we kick things off with talking about wearing smarter clothes and Joe not wearing jeans any more. Then the subject ...

S14 Ep 754 Vault Mondays: Talking About Stuff and Not Talking About Stuff

15 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Archive episode time! And in this one we chat about Joe's shit, arguing with partners and then we shut down. First posted on 22nd June 2021 FOR ALL ...

S14 Ep 723 Listener’s Mailbag: Red Mist and Beautiful Bath

12 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In today’s section of Mailbag emails, we have messages about the pleasures of computer gaming, moving to Bath from Australia, VODing vs VLODing, a t...

S14 Ep 752: Not Good Enough

11 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Well, let’s be honest - today’s show was a bit of a struggle as both David and Joe had nothing much to talk about and no inspiration. But even so,...

S14 Ep 751: Poos and Key-Bumps

10 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Apologies in advance - it’s a scatological start to today’s episode. David decides to tell Joe about reluctantly having to do a poo on his train u...

S14 Ep 750: David’s Teenage Holiday Romance

09 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

At the end of a recent Mailbag episode, David and Joe started talking about holiday romances. And more specifically, a very special one that David had...

S14 Ep 749 Vault Mondays: Howards Way and Romesh and Tom's Podcast

08 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s right back to the early day of the pod for this week’s archive show. We chat about David helping his wife get the car off the drive, how the ...

S14 Ep 748 Listener’s Mailbag: Podcasts, Psychologists and Princesses

05 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s a right old mixed bag of messages from you lovely listeners this week. There’s info about a Chatabiscuit’s podcast, an offer of some help f...

S14 Pp 747 One In A Million: Haemorrhoids and Doppelgängers

04 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We’re back with another cracking selection of incredible stories, which may or may not be one in a million. There’s a shooting star, an awkward ha...

S14 Ep 746: Are We Likable?

03 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s an introspective episode today as Joe and David investigate some of their numerous insecurities - such as worrying about not being likeable (bo...

S14 Ep 745: Joe's Midas Month and that Waitrose Christmas Advert

02 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s the one you’ve all been waiting for - David finally gets his chance to ask Joe about co-starring in the Waitrose Christmas advert. And more i...

S14 Ep 744 Vault Mondays: Recurring Dreams and Double Acts

01 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Straight from the archives - it’s another old Chatabix show! And in this one, we chat about dreams, what women want, Hale and Pace and watching load...

S14 Ep 743 Listener’s Mailbag: Scenery Painters and Memorial Flowers

28 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On today’s fun-packed Mailbag show, David and Joe read messages about a film and television scenery painter, thanks from a retiring builder, a few m...

S14 Ep 742: Guests Analysis and The Misery Train

27 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On today’s show, the guys analyse some of their strange behaviour when speaking with guests on the pod - beginning with the very blunt opener from D...

S14 Ep 741: Bumping into David Olusoga and Behind the Scenes at Cats Does Countdown

26 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joe’s filming in Manchester at the moment, where he happened to bump into fellow Celebrity Traitors contestant David Olusoga, who’s staying at the...

S14 Ep 740: Boy Bands and Bad Wi-Fi

25 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Well, this episode starts off promisingly enough, with some chat about a great boy band TV documentary that David’s currently watching. But then Joe...

S14 Ep 739 Vault Mondays: The Joe Wilkinson Appreciation Episode

24 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Time to wind back the clock and hear an old episode of the pod. In this one, Patreon members call in to tell everyone why they love Joe Wilkinson. Fi...

S14 Ep 738 Listener’s Mailbag: Olympic Swimmers and David’s Prediction Video

21 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this week’s selection from the Mailbag, we read messages about boisterous scaffolders, an Olympic swimming team let-down, a regular work quip and...

S14 Ep 737: Joe on BBC Breakfast and Old Traitors News

20 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

At first Joe and David fear they’ve nothing to talk about on today’s show. But then Joe mentions he’s just been on BBC Breakfast to discuss The ...

S14 Ep 736 One in a Million: Merch Stats & A Canoe Exhibition

19 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On our latest edition of One in a Million, we read tales about a cosmic merch alignment on the London Underground, great luck with pedestrian crossing...

S14 Ep 735: The One in a Million Gameshow

18 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Before the guys start recording a new episode of One In A Million, Joe wants to tell David about his idea for a One In A Million TV gameshow. So he pi...

S14 Ep 734 Vault Mondays: Guest - Ricky Gervais

17 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s archive episode time again! And this one’s a classic as Ricky Gervais joins us for a chat. First posted on 7th February 2022 FOR ALL THINGS...

S14 Ep 733 Listener’s Mailbag: Bears, Brothers and Strongbow

14 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s a brand new batch of your Mailbag emails! And this time there’s messages about a robot mower quip, spotting Sting’s brother, showing off dr...

S14 Ep 732: David Driving to his VO Recording

13 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

David’s driving to a voiceover recording session this morning and of course Joe joins him on a Zoom call to have a chat along the way. So there’s ...

S14 Ep 731: The Marvelous Mind of Mark Simmons

12 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Picking up from yesterday’s episode and the subject of miserable colds, Joe tells David about a reliable remedy that the comedian Mark Simmons uses ...

S14 Ep 730: Colds, Flus and a Traitors Debrief Debriefing

11 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

As you might have noticed, there’s been a distinct lack of podding at Chatabix towers for the past few weeks. But David and Joe are back and here to...

S14 Ep 729 Vault Mondays: Joe Lies To His Wife and The Electrician

10 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this old episode of pod, we chat about Joe sneaking out of the house and recording the podcast behind his wife's back. And then an electrician ente...

S13 Ep 728 One In A Million: Paper Planes & Lightening Strikes

29 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

One In A Million is back! And in this great selection of messages, there’s tales about a golfing celebrity (with quip), a paper plane disaster, a tr...

S13 Ep 727: Kit and Peter - Director and Producer of Clarkson’s Farm

28 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Following our recent episodes about loving Clarkson’s Farm, the director and producer of the show - Kit Lynch-Robinson and Peter Richardson - got i...

S13 Ep 726 Vault Mondays: Joe Leads David Around The Fawlty Towers Set

27 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s archive time again. In this one, David closes his eyes and imagines walking round the Fawlty Towers set and then Joe talks about Open All Hours...

S13 Ep 725: I Don’t Have A Boss - Part 2

23 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Following on from yesterday’s episode, it’s time for more chat about our old work bosses. Well, that was the plan but in true Chatabix fashion, Da...

S13 Ep 724: I Don’t Have A Boss - Part 1

22 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

David and Joe’s chat for the first half of the episode includes podcast sponsorship, getting free stuff, abandoned hobbies, looking busy (whilst not...

S13 Ep 723: More on our 'Magical Sitcom Tour' TV show

21 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

After chatting about a dream David had the previous night and Joe discovering he’s much more confident recording intros to pods than the actual pods...

S13 Ep 722 Vault Mondays: In The Shade and Sue

20 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Another episode straight from the Chatabix archives! And in this one, we chat about footballers showing off and listen to the song, In The Shade Firs...

S13 Ep 721 Listener’s Mailbag: Quips, Giggling and Lynley

17 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s about time we had another Mailbag episode - so here it is! We kick things off with a whole load of quips and also do some analysis of Joe’s c...

S13 Ep 720: Joe’s Celebrity Traitors Debrief - Episode 3 (includes spoilers)

16 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s Celebrity Traitors time again and hot off the press, here’s David and Joe’s debrief of last night’s Episode 3. So stand by for some high ...

S13 Ep 719: Mark Bonnar’s Inspector Linley Dissection

15 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Well the wait is over as the brilliant actor Mark Bonnar finally join’s David and Joe to discuss all things Inspector Lynley. And most importantly, ...

S13 Ep 718: Our New TV Show

14 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

David and Joe have just finished filming their new TV series for U&Gold, which will be out next year. They’ve been asked by the channel to record so...

S13 Ep 717: Joe’s Celebrity Traitors Ep 2 Debrief with Mark Bonnar

13 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Well the second episode aired last week and for our next debrief, we’re joined by a very special guest - it’s Joe’s fellow Celebrity Traitor con...

S13 Ep 716 Vault Mondays: Guest - Colin Hoult

13 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this old episode of pod, the lovely Colin Hoult joins us to chat about everything from buying a house and drinking too much red wine to winning an ...

S13 Ep 715: Joe’s Celebrity Traitors Debrief - Episode 1

09 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Yes that’s right, it’s the first of our Celebrity Traitors specials! The series kicked off last night and all the contestants have entered the inf...

S13 Ep 714: Back On The Farm

08 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joe’s now watched two more episodes of Clarkson’s Farm - and is absolutely loving it! So he and David are back to discuss even more about the show...

S13 Ep 713: Joe’s started watching Clarkson’s Farm

07 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

As you might well know, David is a fully committed member of the Clarkson’s Farm fan club - he thinks it’s just wonderfully cosy TV. But Joe wasn'...

S13 Ep 712 Vault Mondays: How Rich Is Your Grandad?

06 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s archive episode time! And in this one, whilst David and Joe wait for their guest to turn up (who doesn’t) they have to think on their feet. ...

S13 Ep 711: An Exit Survey and More One In A Million

02 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

David’s recently discovered an ‘Exit Survey’ on the Chatabix Patreon account - which is a list of reasons both positive and negative that listen...

S13 Ep 710: Compliments, Omelettes and Camping

01 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

First up, some chat about an embarrassing compliment that David received recently, a lovely Crunch Crunch Joe got at his recent Park Run and how to be...

S13 Ep 709: Shall I Wild Camp?

30 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joe wants to go on a proper adventure for the podcast and possibly even record it to broadcast too. So he and David spend lot of today’s show coming...

S13 Ep 708: The Day David Got Sacked From A Ch4 Sketch Show For Being Crap

29 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A not so random pick from the archives this week. As David’s sacking from the Spoons sketch show came up recently, we’re posting the old episode t...