Chatabix

S14 Ep 760: TV Joe’s Quiz of the Year

23 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

What better way to kick off the Christmas holidays than with a brilliantly festive quiz from TV Joe! And this time he’s prepared his very own ‘ino...

S14 Ep 759 Vault Mondays: Guest - Steve Davis

22 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

For this week’s archive show, we bring you one of the most loved episodes of the Chatabix back catalogue. It’s our chat with the wonderful Steve D...

S14 Ep 758: Christmas Mailbag - This Morning and Early Retirement

19 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s a Christmas edition of Mailbag this week - in spite of most of the messages having nothing to do with the festive season. First up, we read an ...

S14 Ep 757: Joe’s Christmassy Walk (to the Station)

18 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

You’ve guessed it, Joe’s on his way to Brighton station to catch a train, so he uses the time to call David and record a pod. So prepare yourself ...

S14 Ep 756: Nasty Messages and Lovely Pods

17 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On today’s show, Joe reveals that after a long time not reading any messages on social media about himself, he saw one recently which really wound h...

S14 Ep 755: I Ain’t A Square

16 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

David’s got a shirt on today, so we kick things off with talking about wearing smarter clothes and Joe not wearing jeans any more. Then the subject ...

S14 Ep 754 Vault Mondays: Talking About Stuff and Not Talking About Stuff

15 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Archive episode time! And in this one we chat about Joe's shit, arguing with partners and then we shut down. First posted on 22nd June 2021 FOR ALL ...

S14 Ep 723 Listener’s Mailbag: Red Mist and Beautiful Bath

12 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In today’s section of Mailbag emails, we have messages about the pleasures of computer gaming, moving to Bath from Australia, VODing vs VLODing, a t...

S14 Ep 752: Not Good Enough

11 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Well, let’s be honest - today’s show was a bit of a struggle as both David and Joe had nothing much to talk about and no inspiration. But even so,...

S14 Ep 751: Poos and Key-Bumps

10 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Apologies in advance - it’s a scatological start to today’s episode. David decides to tell Joe about reluctantly having to do a poo on his train u...

S14 Ep 750: David’s Teenage Holiday Romance

09 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

At the end of a recent Mailbag episode, David and Joe started talking about holiday romances. And more specifically, a very special one that David had...

S14 Ep 749 Vault Mondays: Howards Way and Romesh and Tom's Podcast

08 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s right back to the early day of the pod for this week’s archive show. We chat about David helping his wife get the car off the drive, how the ...

S14 Ep 748 Listener’s Mailbag: Podcasts, Psychologists and Princesses

05 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s a right old mixed bag of messages from you lovely listeners this week. There’s info about a Chatabiscuit’s podcast, an offer of some help f...

S14 Pp 747 One In A Million: Haemorrhoids and Doppelgängers

04 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We’re back with another cracking selection of incredible stories, which may or may not be one in a million. There’s a shooting star, an awkward ha...

S14 Ep 746: Are We Likable?

03 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s an introspective episode today as Joe and David investigate some of their numerous insecurities - such as worrying about not being likeable (bo...

S14 Ep 745: Joe's Midas Month and that Waitrose Christmas Advert

02 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s the one you’ve all been waiting for - David finally gets his chance to ask Joe about co-starring in the Waitrose Christmas advert. And more i...

S14 Ep 744 Vault Mondays: Recurring Dreams and Double Acts

01 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Straight from the archives - it’s another old Chatabix show! And in this one, we chat about dreams, what women want, Hale and Pace and watching load...

S14 Ep 743 Listener’s Mailbag: Scenery Painters and Memorial Flowers

28 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On today’s fun-packed Mailbag show, David and Joe read messages about a film and television scenery painter, thanks from a retiring builder, a few m...

S14 Ep 742: Guests Analysis and The Misery Train

27 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On today’s show, the guys analyse some of their strange behaviour when speaking with guests on the pod - beginning with the very blunt opener from D...

S14 Ep 741: Bumping into David Olusoga and Behind the Scenes at Cats Does Countdown

26 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joe’s filming in Manchester at the moment, where he happened to bump into fellow Celebrity Traitors contestant David Olusoga, who’s staying at the...

S14 Ep 740: Boy Bands and Bad Wi-Fi

25 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Well, this episode starts off promisingly enough, with some chat about a great boy band TV documentary that David’s currently watching. But then Joe...

S14 Ep 739 Vault Mondays: The Joe Wilkinson Appreciation Episode

24 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Time to wind back the clock and hear an old episode of the pod. In this one, Patreon members call in to tell everyone why they love Joe Wilkinson. Fi...

S14 Ep 738 Listener’s Mailbag: Olympic Swimmers and David’s Prediction Video

21 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this week’s selection from the Mailbag, we read messages about boisterous scaffolders, an Olympic swimming team let-down, a regular work quip and...

S14 Ep 737: Joe on BBC Breakfast and Old Traitors News

20 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

At first Joe and David fear they’ve nothing to talk about on today’s show. But then Joe mentions he’s just been on BBC Breakfast to discuss The ...

S14 Ep 736 One in a Million: Merch Stats & A Canoe Exhibition

19 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On our latest edition of One in a Million, we read tales about a cosmic merch alignment on the London Underground, great luck with pedestrian crossing...

S14 Ep 735: The One in a Million Gameshow

18 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Before the guys start recording a new episode of One In A Million, Joe wants to tell David about his idea for a One In A Million TV gameshow. So he pi...

S14 Ep 734 Vault Mondays: Guest - Ricky Gervais

17 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s archive episode time again! And this one’s a classic as Ricky Gervais joins us for a chat. First posted on 7th February 2022 FOR ALL THINGS...

S14 Ep 733 Listener’s Mailbag: Bears, Brothers and Strongbow

14 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s a brand new batch of your Mailbag emails! And this time there’s messages about a robot mower quip, spotting Sting’s brother, showing off dr...

S14 Ep 732: David Driving to his VO Recording

13 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

David’s driving to a voiceover recording session this morning and of course Joe joins him on a Zoom call to have a chat along the way. So there’s ...

S14 Ep 731: The Marvelous Mind of Mark Simmons

12 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Picking up from yesterday’s episode and the subject of miserable colds, Joe tells David about a reliable remedy that the comedian Mark Simmons uses ...

S14 Ep 730: Colds, Flus and a Traitors Debrief Debriefing

11 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

As you might have noticed, there’s been a distinct lack of podding at Chatabix towers for the past few weeks. But David and Joe are back and here to...

S14 Ep 729 Vault Mondays: Joe Lies To His Wife and The Electrician

10 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this old episode of pod, we chat about Joe sneaking out of the house and recording the podcast behind his wife's back. And then an electrician ente...

S13 Ep 728 One In A Million: Paper Planes & Lightening Strikes

29 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

One In A Million is back! And in this great selection of messages, there’s tales about a golfing celebrity (with quip), a paper plane disaster, a tr...

S13 Ep 727: Kit and Peter - Director and Producer of Clarkson’s Farm

28 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Following our recent episodes about loving Clarkson’s Farm, the director and producer of the show - Kit Lynch-Robinson and Peter Richardson - got i...

S13 Ep 726 Vault Mondays: Joe Leads David Around The Fawlty Towers Set

27 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s archive time again. In this one, David closes his eyes and imagines walking round the Fawlty Towers set and then Joe talks about Open All Hours...

S13 Ep 725: I Don’t Have A Boss - Part 2

23 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Following on from yesterday’s episode, it’s time for more chat about our old work bosses. Well, that was the plan but in true Chatabix fashion, Da...

S13 Ep 724: I Don’t Have A Boss - Part 1

22 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

David and Joe’s chat for the first half of the episode includes podcast sponsorship, getting free stuff, abandoned hobbies, looking busy (whilst not...

S13 Ep 723: More on our 'Magical Sitcom Tour' TV show

21 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

After chatting about a dream David had the previous night and Joe discovering he’s much more confident recording intros to pods than the actual pods...

S13 Ep 722 Vault Mondays: In The Shade and Sue

20 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Another episode straight from the Chatabix archives! And in this one, we chat about footballers showing off and listen to the song, In The Shade Firs...

S13 Ep 721 Listener’s Mailbag: Quips, Giggling and Lynley

17 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s about time we had another Mailbag episode - so here it is! We kick things off with a whole load of quips and also do some analysis of Joe’s c...

S13 Ep 720: Joe’s Celebrity Traitors Debrief - Episode 3 (includes spoilers)

16 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s Celebrity Traitors time again and hot off the press, here’s David and Joe’s debrief of last night’s Episode 3. So stand by for some high ...

S13 Ep 719: Mark Bonnar’s Inspector Linley Dissection

15 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Well the wait is over as the brilliant actor Mark Bonnar finally join’s David and Joe to discuss all things Inspector Lynley. And most importantly, ...

S13 Ep 718: Our New TV Show

14 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

David and Joe have just finished filming their new TV series for U&Gold, which will be out next year. They’ve been asked by the channel to record so...

S13 Ep 717: Joe’s Celebrity Traitors Ep 2 Debrief with Mark Bonnar

13 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Well the second episode aired last week and for our next debrief, we’re joined by a very special guest - it’s Joe’s fellow Celebrity Traitor con...

S13 Ep 716 Vault Mondays: Guest - Colin Hoult

13 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this old episode of pod, the lovely Colin Hoult joins us to chat about everything from buying a house and drinking too much red wine to winning an ...

S13 Ep 715: Joe’s Celebrity Traitors Debrief - Episode 1

09 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Yes that’s right, it’s the first of our Celebrity Traitors specials! The series kicked off last night and all the contestants have entered the inf...

S13 Ep 714: Back On The Farm

08 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joe’s now watched two more episodes of Clarkson’s Farm - and is absolutely loving it! So he and David are back to discuss even more about the show...

S13 Ep 713: Joe’s started watching Clarkson’s Farm

07 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

As you might well know, David is a fully committed member of the Clarkson’s Farm fan club - he thinks it’s just wonderfully cosy TV. But Joe wasn'...

S13 Ep 712 Vault Mondays: How Rich Is Your Grandad?

06 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s archive episode time! And in this one, whilst David and Joe wait for their guest to turn up (who doesn’t) they have to think on their feet. ...

S13 Ep 711: An Exit Survey and More One In A Million

02 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

David’s recently discovered an ‘Exit Survey’ on the Chatabix Patreon account - which is a list of reasons both positive and negative that listen...

S13 Ep 710: Compliments, Omelettes and Camping

01 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

First up, some chat about an embarrassing compliment that David received recently, a lovely Crunch Crunch Joe got at his recent Park Run and how to be...

S13 Ep 709: Shall I Wild Camp?

30 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joe wants to go on a proper adventure for the podcast and possibly even record it to broadcast too. So he and David spend lot of today’s show coming...

S13 Ep 708: The Day David Got Sacked From A Ch4 Sketch Show For Being Crap

29 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A not so random pick from the archives this week. As David’s sacking from the Spoons sketch show came up recently, we’re posting the old episode t...

S13 Ep 707: The Inspector Lynley Mark Bonnar Preamble Pt 2

25 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Following on from yesterday’s episode - and in preparation for their upcoming chat with Mark Bonnar about it - here’s yet more analysis of David’...

S13 Ep 706: The Inspector Lynley Mark Bonnar Preamble Pt 1

24 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s recently come to light that the wonderful actor Mark Bonnar appeared alongside David in his infamous Inspector Lynley Mysteries scene. So Joe, ...

S13 Ep 705: The Old Man on Dartmoor and Celebrating London

23 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

David kicks things off by telling Joe about the lovely old man he met walking on Dartmoor the other day. But also how the man thought David was about ...

S13 Ep 704 Vault Mondays: Deleted Files and Believe

22 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

An archive show for the Chatabix diehards out there. In this one, the recording went wrong and so we got ready for work whilst playing a song called B...

S13 Ep 703 Listener’s Mailbag: A Cross Cleaner and Bus Driver Quips

19 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In today’s Mailbag we have messages about a Chatabiscuit boyfriend, lots more funny names, getting told off by a no-nonsense cleaner at work, cheeky...

S13 Ep 702: Reading Out Our Spotify Reviews

18 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Well this episode does exactly what it says on the tin. After a message about them from one of our Patreons, David’s decided he wants to use today’...

S13 Ep 701: Filming Nerves and Grand Designs

17 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

There’s lots to get through on today’s jam-packed episode. Firstly, Joe and David are starting filming on a new project tomorrow and David’s beg...

S13 Ep 700: More House Viewings and Not Being Ladish

16 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

David’s been up to his sneaky house-viewing tricks again - and this time, he and Naomi loved the house and also the old couple who owned it. So Joe ...

S13 Ep 699 Vault Mondays: On Set and On a Train

15 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On today’s archive show, we chat about David's weight, being on the set of Afterlife, The Cockfields, Joe's ADR session, Celebrity Big Brother 2005,...

S13 Ep 698 Listeners Mailbag: Dog Walkers and Groom’s Speeches

12 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s Friday, so it’s gotta be Mailbag time. And this week we read messages about an inconveniently named sex shop, some love from Switzerland, a v...

S13 Ep 697: TV Joe’s Mastermind Quiz

11 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

TV Joe is back with another of his superb quizzes - and this time it’s a Chatabix version of Mastermind. But before he puts David and Joe through th...

WWF CHARITY NIGHT IN SUSSEX

10 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

My friend has organised this event to support the World Wildlife Fund in its efforts to create Ocean Sanctuaries. £25 a ticket and it all goes to ...

S13 Ep 696: A 3 pack of assorted high-waisted briefs

10 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Huge Chatabix news - Joe has started wearing Y-fronts instead of boxers. So for the first part of today’s show, him and David discuss that and then ...

S13 Ep 695 One In A Million: A Casino Win And A Shop Fire

09 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

After the success of our recent episode reading out listener’s One In A Million stories - it’s time to do it again. So, a little unsure as to whet...

S13 Ep 694 Vault Monday: Our New TV Reviewer and The New Telly Addicts Game

08 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this landmark episode from the Chatabix archives, which features the very first appearance of TV Joe, we chat about a Zoom link, why Joe is feeling...

S13 Ep 693 Listeners Mailbag: Haunted Pubs and a Chatabiscuit Dream

05 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Delving into our listener's mailbag once again, first we read a slightly annoying ’no I haven’t’ message, then answer emails about a spooky nigh...

S13 Ep 692: Knocking On Doors Again

04 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We kick off today’s show with more health and fitness chat - mainly about the mileage David does on his Peloton and the salad he had for lunch yeste...

S13 Ep 691: Joe’s Saliva Jet and Justin Hawkins Body

03 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

For today’s topics of conversation, Joe suggests the strange jet of saliva that comes out of his mouth occasionally and an idea about opening a pict...

S13 Ep 690: One In A Million

02 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Following Joe’s recent story about the girl he saw on Brighton beach appearing in the newspaper the following day and his idea to find more ‘one i...

S13 Ep 689 Vault Mondays: Driving Down To London

01 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joe rings David for a chat whilst David is driving from Wales to London - Audio is poor, but give us a break. First posted on 19th April 2021 FOR AL...

S13 Ep 688 Listeners Mailbag: A Hotbox and A Tool Quiz

29 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s time for more of our listener’s emails. And on this week’s show, we have a career advisers inappropriate response to a funny name, a superb...

S13 Ep 687: Bond Girls and Jersey Flights

28 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joe’s mum has just re-connected with an old friend of hers, whom Joe is very keen to tell David about. It turns out she was as Bond Girl in the 80’...

S13 Ep 686: Joe’s Two ‘Manic Energy’ Stories

27 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

David had two double expressos before starting today’s pod, so who knows where this one’s gonna go?! But once Joe's calmed him down a bit, he star...

S13 Ep 685: David Gets His Car MOT’d

26 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

David’s off to get his car MOT’d this morning - so what better time to do some podding. We join David in his car driving to Exeter whist Joe’s a...

S13 Ep 684 Vault Mondays: Great Bodies and Twitter

25 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Vault episode time - and this week we’re talking about great bodies, and, mainly, why we tweet. First posted on 24th May 2022 FOR ALL THINGS CHATA...

S13 Ep 683 Listeners Mailbag: Totally Distracted and A Funhouse Audition

22 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Before the guys have a chance to get started with today’s Mailbag, they get totally distracted by a photo sent in from a listener of Joe at the Prid...

S13 Ep 682: Skateboarder Joe and The Terrorism Police

21 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joe had a recent vigilante incident involving some teenage skateboarders that he really wants to tell David about. But before he can do that, David is...

S13 Ep 681: David’s Exercises and Joe’s Meatball Recipe

20 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

David’s been settling in to a new exercise routine over the past few months, which he does with a personal trainer both in person and online. So he ...

S13 Ep 680: Joe’s Kevin McCloud Type Jackets

19 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joe has two Kevin McCloud type artists jackets which are a little out of his comfort zone - but he’s been wearing them a lot recently and now feels ...

S13 Ep 679 Vault Mondays: Richard Webster - Kick Start Competitor, 1985

18 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s a great 80’s TV show themed vault ep today as we chat to Richard Webster - a Kick Start competitor from 1985. First posted on 7th March 2022...

S13 Ep 678 Listener’s Mailbag: Stretford Paddock and MMU Massages

15 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s another great mailbag this weeks as we read messages about some Chatabix fans at the Stretford Paddock Man U YouTube channel, an embarrassing q...

S13 Ep 677: Canal Georgie Returns

14 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Our resident canal boat living Chatabiscuit Georgie is back on the pod to tell David and Joe more glorious tales from the towpath. And as it’s the h...

S13 Ep 676: Grumpy David and Joe at the Pride Parade

13 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s a grumpy David at the start of today’s show as he’s just found out his Peloton is broken and hasn’t been able to exercise this morning. S...

S13 Ep 675: A Mevagissey Morning and Retirement Plans

12 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Following his recent holiday in Cornwall, David wants to spend today’s show recounting a magical morning he had whilst staying in the small fishing ...

S13 Ep 674 Vault Mondays: Reading Out Cockfield Comments on Facebook and Pantomime Opportunities

11 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On this week’s vault show, we talk about running, read out shit comments and then talk about a possible pantomime opportunity. First posted on 10th...

S13 Ep 673 Listeners Mailbag: School Bands and David’s Wire Mill Gig

08 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On this week’s show, there’s emails about a rather out of date weatherman audition, a shite old school band, a long detour from David telling Joe ...

S13 Ep 672: Summer Quip Special!

07 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

That’s right you lucky listeners, for this very special episode Joe and David bring you a whole show dedicated to the finest quips that money can bu...

S13 Ep 671: David’s Away and Joe’s in an Egg Chair

06 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Since moving house and recording in a new room, Joe’s sound quality for the pod really hasn’t been great. So for this episode, he’s sitting in a...

S13 Ep 670: David’s Second Incredible Fire Story

05 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joe’s away again and guess what, he’s back in his car to record today’s pod. And after a little talking in French and chatting about going to se...

S13 Ep 669 Vault Mondays: The Day David Was Crap On The Inspector Linley Mysteries

04 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s another episode from the Chata-vaults and in this one, we chat about David's appalling acting in The Inspector Lynley Mysteries First posted o...

S13 Ep 668 Listeners Mailbag: Funny Names and Spotting Swingers

01 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On today’s show, there’s messages about penpals, favourite comical names, quipping when very tired, a knitting Chatabiscuit, spotting the signs of...

S13 Ep 667: David Calls The Fire Brigade

31 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Late the other night, David noticed a very strange burning smell in his lounge. Perplexed at where it was coming from and concerned for his family’s...

S13 Ep 666: Joe’s Brand New Home Pt 2

30 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Following on from the previous episode, we return to Joe’s house-moving tales after he’s just discovered he’s got the bin day wrong - one of the...

S13 Ep 665: Joe’s Brand New Home Pt 1

29 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

You’ll never guess - Joe has just moved house! So him and Petra are now happily unpacking, getting comfortable in their new home and exploring the n...

S13 Ep 664 Vault Mondays: Feeling Thick and Bed Bases

28 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Time for another repeat of a golden oldie episode. And in this one, the lads chat about feeling really thick all their life and then David tells Joe a...

S13 Ep 663 Listeners Mailbag: One Night Stands and A Quip Rampage

25 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this weeks mailbag we read messages about Cliff Richard’s Wired For Sound, meeting Alan Carr, an embarrassing one night stand, a non-farting mass...

S13 Ep 662: Prank Videos & Through The Keyhole

24 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We kick off today’s episode with some more discussion about Joe’s letter being read out on the Stick To Football pod and David’s continuing tumm...