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S13 Ep 660: Property TV and Tour Shows

22 Jul 2025

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Chapter 1: What does Joe enjoy about spending time in his car?

37.342 - 56.748 Joe

Hello. Hello. Good morning. Morning, you alright? Yeah, I'm sat in the car again. Yeah. Are you where you were yesterday? Yeah, the car's facing the opposite way there.

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56.788 - 57.128 David

Fucking hell.

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57.389 - 58.851 Joe

Quite a lot of sitting in the car, podding.

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Chapter 2: What concerns does David have about his previous comments?

60.653 - 64.378 David

Yeah, I know what you mean. There's freedom to it.

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65.371 - 83.843 Joe

Yeah, I just feel like I've got my own little cocoon. Yeah. I know what you mean there. God, this is going to be a good ep. Well, it might be. I haven't started yet. People are already gripped. I started worrying about saying about the woman's boobs.

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Chapter 3: How do Joe and David feel about the freedom of podcasting in a car?

84.884 - 117.057 Joe

I knew this was coming. You were so gung-ho yesterday. Well, I still am gung-ho. I just know there are people out there who go, oh, God, listen. I was a little shocked. What, really? Well, just out of nowhere, I saw a woman's booze. It's not like we're talking about it for a second there. Well, I did see it. No, I think it's fine. Well, I don't know. It's not my neck on the line, is it?

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117.378 - 140.4 Joe

I haven't mentioned it to Nomi, though, so it's obviously not that... Not that unusual. Well, you haven't... Hold on. You haven't mentioned her boobs or you haven't mentioned your... What I'd seen. Anyway, I don't want this to be a thing. I just had it in my head. I was like, oh, God, did I go over the top? You added colour to the wellness. What you did...

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Chapter 4: What are the key elements of the property TV show 'Love It Or List It'?

141.089 - 146.317 David

Yeah, I was worried I was getting a bit out of control saying tits and stuff. I don't even know if I said that.

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146.918 - 168.412 Joe

You said super bangers or something. You said super bangers. I said thunder whackers, I think. Thunder whackers. Now, I was mocking you by saying super bangers. Well, I was mocking the man on Twitch who said thunderclappers. If someone said thunderclappers to me, I wouldn't put two and two together there. No.

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169.878 - 176.326 Joe

No. No. No.

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176.346 - 183.915 David

No. We're giggling. Oh, I've turned into the witch.

187.119 - 196.51 Joe

You've not got a problem with giggling, it's me. Oh, God. I wonder what, and this is a fact, what percentage go, it's all right, I just can't.

Chapter 5: How did Joe's experience on Gogglebox compare to his expectations?

197.182 - 221.473 Joe

I hope we've chosen giggling, so I don't really listen. Yeah, a lot of people like it, though, so they should be worrying, should be caring about them. They're the people that love you for who you are. Wrongly love you for who you are. Well, all rightly. Wrongly, all rightly. Yeah, let's get some positivity. I'm in a positive mood. I have been for two days. Great. Yeah.

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222.554 - 225.678 Joe

And I hope it comes across. That's good.

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227.978 - 254.319 Joe

I think a lovely day, a lovely example of a day you can have, is absolutely fill it with seeing different people. That's what we did yesterday. That is a terrific day. Say that again? We had a terrific day yesterday. We saw lots of different people. Not because it was lots of different people, but I got in about 8 o'clock last night and I said to Petra, I feel like I've been out for two days.

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254.399 - 274.681 Joe

Yeah, yeah. That's nice. Oh, they've been such a... Connections. Yeah, it's terrific. Yeah. It's all, I don't know, it's hearty and good for me. Yeah. And it's all about what's good for me. Seems that way.

Chapter 6: What insights do Joe and David share about their stand-up comedy tours?

274.701 - 286.774 Joe

No, no, that's lovely. No, it's good for us, us people. Exactly. Good for people, not just me. Yeah. I'm being, I'm not selfish.

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288.205 - 314.203 Joe

so if you're wondering what to do back in a day where you see lots of people what were you zipping around going oh we've got to go to Jenny's now and then over to Bob's there was no not got to it was more like oh should we see if let's go over there and have a bit of food with them and oh and then oh super super did they know you were coming Yes.

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314.663 - 346.073 Joe

Yeah, well, it was all kind of, I don't know, it was like Christmas Day where you can pop round and see people and go, hey, this isn't weird because it's Christmas. Yeah. That's lovely. So try it. Try it, somebody. Can I jump Wi-Fi? Sorry, I'm worried I'm going to get all sticky. Hang on. Yeah, I need two minutes to calm down.

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354.473 - 403.819 Joe Wilkinson

They smooth the ride. They ease the climb. They're verbal jazz. They oil my life. They quip in the day and quip in the night. A funny line can catch your eye. A sideways look. A spark of light. We're all just people passing by. But you're a concern he leads. line equipping kings sublime divine and awkward lifts and market stalls and disco halls at funerals a gentle jest he is the best clip

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412 - 421.215 Joe Wilkinson

Quip, quip, quip, quip, quip in all day, quip in all night, quip in all day. Joe Wilkinson.

Chapter 7: How do Joe and David feel about the success of long-running TV shows?

421.455 - 438.683 Joe Wilkinson

Quip, quip, quip, quip, quip in all day, quip in all night, quip in all day. Joe Wilkinson. Quip, quip, quip, quip, quip in all day, quip in all night, quip in all day.

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440.165 - 464.735 David

And we're back. Back. I did a quip yesterday. I think it's a quip. I'll be the judge of that. See if you can guess it. Yeah, great. There was a package on the table, and I said to Nomi, oh, what's this? She went, oh, it's nothing. It's just my photograph, my negatives. I think she said, oh, it's nothing, it's just my negatives. What did I say?

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465.557 - 476.411 Joe

And you said something along the lines of, come on, cheer up, there might be some positives. Yeah, I said, well, that's a positive. It's succinct, though, isn't it, yours?

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478.533 - 480.516 Joe Wilkinson

Yeah, it's a quip.

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480.985 - 500.806 Joe

Not bad. A fucking niche. When's that going to happen again? It's just my negatives. Why doesn't it work and why does it make me look like an annoying quipper? I didn't come away feeling good about that. One, there's no such thing as a good quipper.

501.226 - 503.448 David

Oh, I think there is, like the poop deck.

504.63 - 509.224 Joe

Yeah, OK. I think... Why, yeah, I know what you mean.

Chapter 8: What humorous anecdotes do they share about their experiences in the entertainment industry?

509.284 - 510.986 Joe

That one, you just go, ah.

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511.006 - 512.949 David

Yeah, oh, right. Oh, that's a positive.

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512.989 - 541.406 Joe

Is it a positive? I suppose it's a positive. Anyway, whatever. It was a nice moment. It leaves you feeling that wasn't necessary, that one. I don't know why. I did feel like that, actually. Yeah. I felt like I was showing off. Yeah, you could have gone, I could and should have left that. Yeah. It's like scoring a goal with no keeper. Yeah, it felt like that, yeah. Yeah. I haven't got anything.

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542.467 - 563.277 Joe

I'm crunched. Well, I'd like to talk about Love It or List It, but... What, your Love It or List It? Yeah, but I sort of can't be arsed to go into that. Do you list a property or do you love a property? Well, do you mean, right, I don't know what you mean. Do you mean you, what you should do?

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563.297 - 591.19 Joe

Yeah, no, I can't be bothered to do it because it sounds like I'm talking about fucking closed shops and going to Antigua again. I'm bored of it. I want to naturally segue into, but it only works if it's natural. It feels forced. It's not forced. No, no, I'm talking about something else. What, you've got something to talk about? No, I like it when we naturally segue. No, I still haven't finished.

594.515 - 619.662 Joe

Stop saying, oh, God, my dad heard. I don't know how. My dad heard when I said, oh, my dad's got this. He keeps reminding me. I'll say, me and Petra, and he went, what, went to Spain? And I went, no, to the shops. He heard. And he went, you cheeky bastard. And I went, oh, yeah. And he went, ah, probably do.

619.922 - 623.507 Unknown

That was fucking great.

624.088 - 633.42 David

Yeah, exactly. He couldn't give a fuck. No, and not going to wait, to be honest, because it keeps the pod rolling along.

634.008 - 661.062 Joe

It just made me laugh. He went, oh, you cheeky bat. Yeah, you're not going to change now, are you? No, all in like four seconds. No, I like it when we segue and then don't say anything into something like the postcard thing where you go, oh, let's, you know, like, where it just feels natural where you go. Postcard? You know, the things behind, you know, the coloured card thing.

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