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S13 Ep 661: Joe’s Boisterous Scaffolders

23 Jul 2025

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Chapter 1: What caused the need for scaffolding at Joe's house?

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Morning.

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38.013 - 38.994 David

Morning, that was upbeat.

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Yeah.

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42.037 - 44.158 David

That went very quick.

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Hang on a minute.

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Do you know you've got hair sticking inside your glasses, Frank? I don't know if you know that. Oh. Yeah. David just sent me a text. Over to you. What? Fucking hell. Don't start pods like that. End podcast.

Chapter 2: How did Joe feel about the scaffolders' arrival?

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Continue. Talk. Continue. Change paths. Entertain me. Goodbye. Well, obviously, I want to know what that means.

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84.948 - 91.796 Unknown

No, no, no. Okay. Okay, where to begin? Well, you were texting me a lot yesterday.

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91.816 - 96.222 David

Oh, yeah. I was thinking about it this morning. God, if I'd podded in the middle of it...

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96.421 - 118.395 David

what was happening i think it would have been one of the all-time greats like you know when you're in the middle of something but if you're not feeling it now not as much obviously but oh but like i can talk about it but like if you're in the middle of it it's insane because you're just going and now this yeah and now this is do you want to talk about it yeah well

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Chapter 3: What unusual behavior did the scaffolders exhibit?

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That's annoying. I'm sure I'll get into it, but obviously it's come to the end. People go, what's fucking happened? Just talk. So yesterday, we've got a problem with our roof. So we had to have scaffolding put at the back of the house. And Petra went to the beach and just got out of the way. So I was just in the house on my own. I wasn't giving it much salt. I was just whatever.

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And I got a knock on the door and it's a, I was, oh yeah, it's a scaffolder. And the next two hours were just weird. It was just sort of, just an odd experience because they just, the sort of, the general thing was the confidence of four blokes just, I don't know, it's like, I can't really explain it.

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Have you noticed what I'm doing?

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Chapter 4: How did Joe's experience change when he realized they recognized him?

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No, I haven't looked at you.

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I'm being Louis Theroux.

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I knew I heard that in my head, is he being Louis Theroux? Because I'd rather he chatted. All right, I'll be someone who knows what Louis Theroux does. Why are you being Louis Theroux?

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Can't you go... I'm giving you space to tell your story.

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Well, can't you add... Because I feel like I'm treading water at the moment because I'm not feeling it yet, so help me feel it. Or just be Louis Theroux. Fucking hell. I have to be Louis Theroux. But not annoying. Surely there's times and places to be Louis Theroux.

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All right, go on then.

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All right, I won't be Louis Theroux.

Chapter 5: What were the interactions like between Joe and the scaffolders?

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Right, you answered the door. Did you go, Petra? Oh, she's out.

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No, I wasn't. I was aware that she was out.

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Petra is someone at the door. Oh, fuck, she's out. I've got to.

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No, I was prepared to deal with it. I hadn't given it much thought, obviously.

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There's the postman, by the way. The postman has just walked past my door.

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Okay, it doesn't come in anymore.

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Right, so you answered the door. What did you see?

Chapter 6: What issues arose during the scaffolding process?

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A man, a scaffolder in shorts and a T-shirt and boots. Yeah. And I said, oh, hello. And he's like, yeah, come in. And he said, oh, we're putting it there. And I said, oh, I thought it was at the back of the roof. And he went, basically, it started off bad because it was like there was a sort of semi-annoyance that I had a question. I feel like scaffolders want in and out. You know what I mean?

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It's like we're going to get this up as quick as we can. And I'm talking about all scaffolders. I'm not generalised.

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Yeah, three out of ten scaffolders are cokeheads.

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David says his stuff. That's what he thinks.

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Chapter 7: How did Joe's partner, Petra, influence the situation?

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Prove me wrong.

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Chazabix at Yahoo.com.

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Prove me wrong. Find me ten scaffolders who aren't cokeheads at all. I'm not saying these guys are cokeheads. David's saying his. But it was like, no, no, it's there. And I said, well, let me just check. And I was like, okay, this is already... I can't feel it today.

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Well, we're feeling it.

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332.988 - 336.033 David

Yeah, but yesterday it was a big deal.

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Well, I could read out your texts to me. Yeah, go on. So these are the texts whilst I was sunning myself on the beach I received from Joe.

Chapter 8: What lessons did Joe learn from this experience?

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Yeah, this might help.

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This might take you back. Yeah. Got something to talk about tomorrow.

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354.079 - 379.478 David

Maybe not. scaffolders walking through the house so confident yeah okay let's start there so they're in and the so i'm saying that so does that mean confident yeah what's that mean Okay, so if I went into a complete stranger's house to deliver something, I'd be like, oh, sorry, is that okay if I... Yeah. We're just going to, you know, just so you're aware.

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So I'm sat in our lounge, and you can walk through the house here. So I've only met one of them, and this cacophony of noise... just comes through, bowling through.

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She wore another top, sorry. She looks so topless if I squint.

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Do I?

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I keep going.

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Well, quite irrelevant because there was a lot of toplessness yesterday. I'm in the kitchen because actually at this point I'm in the kitchen because I happen to be making a bit of food at this point. I was making pasta. And leftover meatballs. Leftover meatballs. No, you weren't. I was. That's fucking annoying me, that is.

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left over so we had them the night before yeah he did and he had them yesterday in the for lunch and he might have some today oh yeah all of it yes yeah um so can't have it for another week

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