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S15 Ep 846: The Farm Investigation Continues

27 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What prompted David to investigate Joe's farm?

37.392 - 37.853 Unknown

Morning.

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38.393 - 39.235 David

Good morning, how are you?

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40.196 - 40.957 Unknown

I'm good, how are you?

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41.758 - 50.991 David

I'm alright, yeah. I'm alright. I just realised I've missed someone's message from about five days ago. Anyway, are you alright?

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51.011 - 57.381 Unknown

Yeah, I've got quite a lot to talk about if you want. Have you got anything to talk about?

58.963 - 63.389 David

Um, kind of. But I think it's the same as yours.

64.611 - 66.133 Unknown

Well, I went back to the farm.

66.198 - 73.67 David

That's what I was going to ask you about. Did you... What do I film?

73.69 - 76.494 Unknown

I filmed about six, seven minutes worth.

Chapter 2: What evidence did David gather during his visit to the farm?

337.529 - 339.854 David

Well, yes. Don't get on your bleeding eye holes now.

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340.435 - 341.857 Joe

Now put the music in, James.

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342.939 - 363.374 David

We're over that now, James. Thank you. Why don't you listen to us big and loud? Come on, a boy in age of over 100. 103. 103. Bickering about who doesn't listen.

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363.394 - 366.218 Unknown

Oh, so bad to have passion, isn't it?

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366.538 - 373.026 David

Must live a boring, great life. That's not passion in any way.

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Right.

373.447 - 377.831 David

That's just having a pop at each other. I went to the weed farm. Yeah, I know.

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Is it because you've been there twice and you're like, it's a load of old bollocks?

381.296 - 383.6 David

No, no, I happened to read it. I felt bad.

Chapter 3: How did David feel while exploring the area around the farm?

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Well, I think I drove there.

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641.784 - 644.066 David

Where did you park up? Did you see the little cottage?

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644.086 - 651.953 Unknown

Well, I drove down the road, that main road, and as I was driving, I went, fuck, I remember this from Google Maps. Look to my left.

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652.314 - 655.176 David

There it is. The cottage I pointed out.

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655.196 - 656.437 Unknown

No, the entrance to the farm.

656.578 - 662.563 David

Oh, the entrance. So you were coming that way. You were coming the opposite way. You were coming, yeah, yeah, you would have been coming from north, yeah.

663.387 - 687.859 Unknown

um so i drove by it left so i drove so i drove out on my left and i did a right and i parked up in a little lay-by so i was over the road oh that's where i was i know i know and i think i even said on the video i think i even said on the video okay you're proud of the video i get that

689.307 - 698.057 David

So when you were sat in the car, yes, you did a video. Well done. So did you sit in the car? So rude.

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So rude. I was coming across terribly.

Chapter 4: What strange encounters did David have at the farm?

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Fuck off. It's all on video.

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991.285 - 997.134 David

Well, no, that was a fuck off as in I can't believe it. Yeah, I know. Good fuck off.

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997.955 - 999.658 Unknown

Just calm down.

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999.678 - 1000.259 David

No way.

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1000.719 - 1007.269 Unknown

Yeah. You'll hear it now all on audio. Right, here we go.

1019.213 - 1025.239 Joe

Okay, they're there. He's there. The bloke's there. Okay, here we go. Here we go. The bloke's there.

1025.259 - 1026.981 Unknown

There's two blokes. Fucking hell.

1037.671 - 1046.2 Joe

Yeah, they're there. They're in the allotment. There's a bus. There's a double-decker bus.

1101.547 - 1127.892 Unknown

Is this a public footpath? Is this a public footpath? Oh. Oh, right. I was walking up there and then I saw the sign. Huh? No, I was just having a stroll and then I saw the sign. Oh, it said don't. Really? All right.

Chapter 5: What did the hosts think about their experiences at the farm?

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Yeah. Oh, I'll just, whatever. Who are you after?

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1398.507 - 1400.769 David

Who are you after?

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1401.03 - 1412.604 Unknown

Who are you after? And then you say, is it public football? Oh, I just not, I went, I'm not sure if I'm meant to be walking here because the sign said, so I played up to that knowing that I probably could walk here.

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1412.664 - 1416.268 David

So I knew what I was doing. Yeah, but it was like, oh, I'm no threat.

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1416.409 - 1419.492 Unknown

I'm no threat. Exactly. Yeah. I don't mind you walking here.

1420.033 - 1421.635 David

I don't mind you walking here.

1421.699 - 1440.125 Unknown

Yeah. I never said you mind it, actually, sir. I never said you mind it. Well, I don't mind you. Why would you mind? You didn't say that. No, that's what I was thinking. Why would you mind? Well, what did you say? Oh, I don't know.

1440.145 - 1440.906 David

No, don't deny it.

1440.986 - 1444.17 Unknown

Is it Bonnie Langford?

Chapter 6: What theories do they have about the activities at the farm?

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1823.358 - 1824.883 Joe

I can hug my shoulder, I'm not sure.

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1828.315 - 1858.221 Unknown

Right, let me explain something. I might have explained it already on the pod, I'll explain it now. There's like a horse box, like a converted horse box. Okay, Joe's right, there's fucking buses and all sorts of shit here. It does feel like it. But the people in the allotment, I don't know what the problem was there. It was just two old people digging up potatoes. There's a converted horse box.

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And, um... There's like a window on the side, a little window. There's a bald guy sat looking out the window, almost like he's keeping guard. And he's the one who just, he was like, what's going on? To be fair, I look lost. They're definitely burning something over there. But then, you know, people burn things. There's definitely bodies or heroin. I think I've put it to bed.

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1894.528 - 1921.188 Unknown

I think I've put this to bed. It is a tip. It is a fucking tip. I nearly asked him, what do you do? What is this? And then he went, I've put this to bed. Yeah, it doesn't have to be bodies, just because they're burning something.

1921.208 - 1936.527 David

It's like Back to the Future, you know, when you've already said it. Anyway. Fuck. So, right, what do you think? Do you think it's a raky little area? And could something be weird?

1936.547 - 1945.719 Unknown

What do I think? Why did that couple stare at you non-stop? Either they recognise you, which I don't think that's the case.

1945.739 - 1948.904 David

No, too far away. And they did look like.

1950.085 - 1957.033 Unknown

I have no idea because they didn't pay any attention to me. Two blokes. If you're just two ramblers walking by.

Chapter 7: How do the hosts plan to follow up on their investigation?

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The case remains unanswered.

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2237.542 - 2246.917 David

I think we need to do more. But if I go back, I've got to have a plan, because I'm not just going to go there and walk up and down.

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2246.938 - 2247.559 Unknown

You're going to the river.

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2248.64 - 2257.186 David

No, not plan as in where I'm walking. Plan of what I'm going to do when I get there. Do I fucking plan to... Well, you need an escape plan.

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2257.206 - 2258.507 Unknown

You need a reason to be there.

2258.527 - 2262.831 David

No, but I need... Yeah, right. I'm just walking.

2262.871 - 2268.096 Unknown

This just feels like people are getting a little insight as to what the famous five used to do.

2268.977 - 2270.658 David

Planning in the shed.

2271.679 - 2275.143 Unknown

Like this bit now. Can I have some jam sandwiches, please, Mummy?

Chapter 8: What final thoughts do they share about the investigation?

2595.223 - 2598.708 David

But it's a public footpath. It's a fucking public footpath, mate.

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2599.068 - 2617.074 Unknown

Anything I'm going is like... If you have got a weed farm and someone's randomly walking through and you're questioning it, that's probably stupid. You should just let them walk through. Well, I don't know. Well. I mean, if you get the urge to go one day.

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2617.094 - 2620.059 David

I'm going to go back. I'm going back. I am going back, definitely.

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2622.323 - 2632.258 Unknown

I'm away for a nice little bit. I'd love if you said, sorry, what's going on there? Wouldn't it be nice? And why are they always looking at me?

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2632.278 - 2634.542 David

God. What's the common sense here?

2635.4 - 2663.871 David

reason for this there just going it's that do i know i think i've said it before i said whatever business line of business they're in they have to have their eyes and ears peeled what does that mean what what kind of business needs your eyes and ears peeled there are certain members of society oh do you mean like nicking stuff yeah i get that do we yeah we look like gamblers so i'm not having that

2664.458 - 2671.035 David

Look at me. I look like fucking, I don't know, Jurgen Klopp.

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Anyway, there you go. There you go. Bang.

2675.185 - 2706.806 David

I would love to be, to evolve into an investigation podcast. oh same here like a proper yeah there's a house there and something goes on at seven o'clock at night in the back room loads of people turn up and can i ask can i ask a question if we somehow found out we found out that where we'd been was a little bit of a weed farm Like, not massive.

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