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S15 Ep 846 Vault Mondays: Taking A Pee and A Chat With Jaackmaate

25 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

0.605 - 12.57 Joe

Hello, this is Joe. Welcome to the Monday Vault. In this episode, James, our editor, is just putting whatever old ep's out randomly. Don't know if it's going to be any good or shit.

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Chapter 2: How do the hosts feel about recording old episodes?

13.932 - 20.065 Joe

But that's the chances you take. Some of them from the past are a bit... Anyway. Cheers! Cheers!

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66.164 - 94.53 Unknown

hi hi i'm getting so bored of pressing record on zoom and i was just like fuck me i'm doing it again record quick time record on that now i feel like i'm mad you know the um the james acaster one we recorded the day before it was so nice just having a day off yeah so we did we did another fucking podcast.

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94.991 - 104.985 Joe

I know, but we'd, well, we'd basically wasted the hour we would have been recording. Yeah. Oh, dear. Yeah.

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105.066 - 105.947 Unknown

Testing, testing.

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107.509 - 147.482 Joe

Testing, testing. Fucking hell, this is hamster wheel, this, isn't it? Oh, God. My God. Oh, dear. Never mind. Nearly over. How do you feel if I went for a piss? How would I feel about you? How would I feel? Please. Please. How far is your toilet? Because you have to go out round up your stairs. That'd take ages, wouldn't it? How long would it be? Three mins? Okay, I'll try.

147.763 - 149.545 Joe

I have no idea, genuinely.

149.585 - 150.807 Unknown

When's Jack joining us?

151.207 - 151.728 Joe

10 past.

152.369 - 153.671 Unknown

Okay, I've got time to serve a piss.

Chapter 3: What humorous moments arise during the toilet break discussion?

454.627 - 466.549 Unknown

I think they're much needed. I hate it. I hate how much we swear.

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466.569 - 490.067 David

I hate how much we go sort of, like, basically, fucking hell. Basically, fucking hell. Sort of, like, basically, fucking hell. Fuck off. Fucking hell. I hate everything about this book. And that fucking witch cackle.

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492.173 - 501.567 Joe

Fucking on his broomstick. I really hope Jack slept in. Swearing again. I really, really hope Jack slept in and missed this, because I don't want him to come in on this.

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502.688 - 507.956 Unknown

Oh. Do you not get that self, if you listen to it, you go, oh, I listen to it.

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507.976 - 530.047 Joe

Oh, well, I can't. I can't. Sometimes I go, I'll listen back, and then I... Oh, God, I'm just as bad as you. Then I go, why am I listening back? Is this to be pleased? Why am I listening to one that I think went well? You tosser. I get... I get that. I'm like, yeah, you're listening back to yourself. Imagine... And then I go, would you do this with Petra sat in the car?

530.067 - 535.193 Joe

And I go, no, of course you wouldn't. Do you mind if I listen back to the podcast I recorded with David today?

536.335 - 545.646 Unknown

Oh, I remember I used to... No, no, better not mention it. Doesn't matter. Do you know what? I'm going to listen to a bit of James Acaster and just listen to us.

546.427 - 551.914 Joe

No, God, don't. No, I can't, I can't. No, because it's... It's awful. It's awful.

552.957 - 566.624 Unknown

I hate it. I say that basically, sort of. Fucking hell, I hate it. So trying to be relevant by going for a piss, aren't you, mate?

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