Chapter 1: What challenges did David and Joe face while recording this episode?
Hi. Morning. Hi, how are you?
I'm all right. How are you? I'm getting headaches. I've got my glasses on. You got to swap your Wi-Fi. Looks all right.
Yeah, we're ready to go.
Do you have a Chattamix jumper?
Not sure. I don't think so.
I'm sort of wearing mine a lot at the moment.
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Chapter 2: How does toxic incompetence manifest in everyday life?
I wore out to London the other day.
Did you?
Yeah, like just chatter bits across my chest. The real week of going, give a shit, and I'm suddenly going, why did I do that?
That's quite nice, quite sweet, isn't it?
Yeah, I suppose so. I'm sorry, I think it's a little bit faded.
I felt like it was not as... It's good anyway. Yeah, I don't wear anything Chatterbixie.
I do. Anyway, how are you? 32 minutes. 37 minutes, I'm guessing, is it?
I've got absolutely nothing to say and I hope you've brought a lot with you.
I've got one thing, but it's so tiny and I'm like... At least we've spoken about it before, but I was just, I had yesterday afternoon, because of my incompetence, I fucked up something, which had to be unpicked. I saw a picture of myself, because I don't, because I don't pay enough.
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Chapter 3: What insights are shared about the Fawlty Towers Dining Experience?
You know where you go. I can't, I can't, it literally ruined my, it's a nothing question. It just annoys me.
Yeah.
It just annoys me, my incompetence. Have you heard this thing someone said the other day? There's a thing called toxic incompetence.
It's where you... I hate all these fucking labels and titles.
I know, I know. Well, this one was like, she was saying... Can't wait till I die.
I nearly said wheel cop, but I didn't mean that. Well, I don't care.
Well, chill out.
People will be upset when you eventually die. Let them get on with it.
Let them be upset as well. Let them be upset.
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Chapter 4: What are the realities of owning and operating a coffee wagon?
Ooh. Thoughts?
Well, I'm not that. That's what I'm mainly thinking. Because I give it a whirl. I'm just a fucking... Do you know what? I felt like an idiot. Not an idiot as in an idiot fun.
But do you know that someone will clear up after you?
That wasn't my plan yesterday. I was like, let's get this done. In two hours, I'm going to get this, this, this, and this done. I got this, this, this done, and then I fell at the fourth hurdle. Bang. What were the four thises that you got done?
An invoice.
Sort out an invoice. Bang. I've deleted my notes. What's the other one?
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Chapter 5: How has David's experience at Plumpton College shaped his perspective?
I can't remember the other two.
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They were around the fucking things. One of them involved going to the post office.
Bang. Done that. Bang.
Something else. Not big things, but I'm like, get in them. Done. There's a list. I'll be honest. The last one was the biggest one. Oh, yes. Set up a new bank account. Bosh. Didn't quite do it. My camera on my phone doesn't work. I'm 80% through that.
Yeah.
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Chapter 6: What role does Adam Buxton play in the discussion?
Yeah. Let's call it a day. I've got nothing to say. I don't know why. Well, because we do thousands of these. That's why.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Because I literally spoke to you 23 hours ago.
Yeah, and that's sort of... Loose Two Stones sort of dominating my life at the moment, so I can't talk about it.
If this is shit, go to Patreon and listen to some good eps. Loose Two Stones good eps.
I don't know what to talk about, really. It's just... i could talk about stuff but it's still with family so i don't want to do that um nice weather that's boring uh gonna clean the office that boring gonna do some weight training but that edges into the loose two stone i'm not even listening i'm not even listening i'm literally open for a miracle
Don't. Don't. Calm down. No, but I mean, I'm not even trying.
Don't.
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Chapter 7: What are the Golden Lobe awards and who gets nominated?
I'm just going like this. Calm down. You're talking. Calm down. Oh, I've got something to tell you. Oh, no. Can I tell you this? Yes, because it'll be afterwards. What? Not that it's... I might not have anything to say. It is a miracle. Me and my sister are going to the 40 Towers Dining Experience.
Why couldn't you say that before in case someone goes?
Well, because I... I just... I don't know.
I just... Can I say it? Can I say it?
We're doing that.
I told you I nearly did that for you for... Yeah. Most of your sitcom tour.
Now, how would you... If you were about to do that for Only Fools and Horses, how do you feel like you would be...
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Chapter 8: What reflections do David and Joe have on their podcasting journey?
How do you feel like it's going to be? Do you think it's going to be fun or cringe?
Well, I always think of Tom Bennett when he plays or played Only Fools and Horses, Del Boy in the musical Only Fools and Horses. He said, even though people know that Only Fools and Horses hasn't been on for 30 years and David Jason at 90, when he came out just as there was a definite, ah, They like it? No. Oh. Oh, they don't.
There's an initial, that's not Del Boy, even though they know it's not going to be Del Boy. And then there's always a point where people go, that's the new Del Boy. So when you're watching Basil, you're going to go, that's not John Cleese.
I think my worry is they're walking around the table sort of, and what do you want? Please, what do you want to... Just sort of being involved in a massive... Why don't you just be involved?
Because I think there's probably nothing worse for them than someone kind of curling up in a ball mentally, basically.
I think it's going to be really good and funny, but I suddenly thought, oh, my God, what if I reject it? Well, it's got to be good because it's been going for donkey's years.
So if you reject it, that's you. It's all proven to work. I can't believe this is your thing that will take over the whole neck as well. That's what's going on in my head. I thought we had something to dig into. You're just going for the fucking show.
How's that going to get... Well, I'm just thinking of things that are extraordinary in my life at the moment. That's coming up, so that's quite mad.
I'll go on a holiday. I forgot to tell you in a few weeks.
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