Chapter 1: Who is Joe's mum's old friend and what is her connection to James Bond?
That's nice. Hi. Hi. How are you? Yeah, good. You see that picture? Yeah, looks like you've got an ashtray down there. No, that's my tin where I keep my headphones. I keep them in an old tin. What, the monkey? Oh, no, monkey is just a plate. Oh, yeah, I guess that's what I used to think. like my ash on the surface. Yeah, of course you did. But that's for sound.
Chapter 2: What memorable scene did Joe's mum appear in as a Bond girl?
What do you think? Good. Perfect. Yeah. Pretty good idea, isn't it? Yeah. Put them under the table. Yeah, really good. Just constantly trying to make the pod better. Yeah. Remember that. Yeah.
Oh...
I'm tired. I really am tired.
Chapter 3: How do Joe and David plan to book a flight to Jersey?
Can we have a ding? Can we have a ding?
How are you? Yeah, good. Done a workout? Yeah. Got really wobbly arms and legs. Had to carry a medicine ball over my head. I suppose you've pushed yourself to the limit. Well, I have for me. Are you on the right Wi-Fi? No. I'm telling you off, I'm not. I'm just saying, you might be on the wrong Wi-Fi. Okay, two minutes while David reconnects.
Chapter 4: What cricket memories does David share about playing in Jersey?
Okay, and we're in. How are you on the wrong Wi-Fi? Whose Wi-Fi are you on? I've had this conversation with someone else. I'm not going to argue it again. Well, I'm not somewhere else. This is the true Wi-Fi, but when I go into the house, we have a booster. Oh, you've got the Wi-Fi and upstairs has got a booster rather than they have a booster. They have the Wi-Fi and you have the booster.
Why haven't they got the Wi-Fi? I don't know. Fucking hell. I'm tired. Fucking hell. Really basic question.
Chapter 5: How does the conversation shift to discussing James Bond films?
I know, I'm tired. I don't know. I've got something to talk about. It's not a lot. It's old ground, but... Well, that's the pod, isn't it? We went to the beach yesterday afternoon. Where's this going? Top off, top off. Oh, wow. Actually, I've got to say something. I saw quite a lot of your body the other day. Fuck off. Stop what you're saying and change the subject. All right. Go on, then.
Chapter 6: What iconic moments from Bond films do Joe and David reflect on?
Must be a nice weather, isn't it? I'm not sure you should work out in the morning because it literally saps you from... No, but I had a bad night's sleep just to toss in and turn. But they say, like, exercise in the morning is meant to energise you, isn't it? Yeah, it was nice. It's just, I don't know, I'm tired.
I was just hoping you were going to... I told Naomi about your story about the woman in the wedding dress. Did you? Are you going to sit there with your head on your fist? I told her about your story. Did you have your head on your fist? I thought it was a brilliant, brilliant story. A wedding dress story. Yeah, thank you. What did she say? She probably had other things going on.
Chapter 7: How do Joe and David navigate the challenges of booking flights live?
I don't remember. I don't think it would be one of those things that would translate. No, because I was sort of telling her all the little moments in the story that sort of blew my mind and... And she was probably like that. Probably wasn't going in as well as you hoped. No. I was just tired. Aren't you ever tired? No. Yes, of course I am. But I'm tired now.
But what I'm doing is I'm being incredibly... No, I'm all right. I did get in late. Why? I went to the football.
Chapter 8: What final thoughts do Joe and David share about their Jersey trip plans?
And we went to penalties. You went to Chillingham? Yeah. God, what time did you get home? Quarter to 12. Oh, my God. Do you really mean that? Quarter to 12. Oh, my heavens. I might have a little rest in my head. I was in bed at 20 past 10. Why am I like this? You had a toss and turn. I did a bit. And you put a medicine ball above your head seven times. Fucking right I did. Bloody hard.
I have to chuck it against the wall, bend down, squat, chuck it against the wall, bend down, squat. Anyone working out is stupid. Morning, Daphne. Morning, Daphne. Who's Daphne? Neighbour. Did you really say morning, Daphne, in the medley? No, but I would do. I'd go, no, I'd do a quip. You don't get a body like this without... Yeah, yeah, David. Do that every time, that clip.
OK, let's mix him up. You might want to turn away, Daphne. No, that's a bit too sexual. No, as in... Oh, right. You don't want to watch me work out. Yeah. I might put you off your breakfast. Yes, very nice. I've looked away. I might put you off your breakfast, Daphne. You got one of your... No, he was called Daphne. Yeah. Oh, Daphne. So, I've got something to say. Oh. No. Go on.
I was thinking earlier, when you were going tired, if we had a producer, do you reckon your producer would come in now and appear in the corner and go, should we have a 25-minute break? Right, and I'd do it like that. Do you want to come back in 25 minutes, David? Oh, can you imagine that? Who are you? Who are you, mate? That's Mark, who we've employed. Right. Do we have?
Why is he always on the fucking Zoom? Oh, my God. So there'll be the three of us, then Mark with his video and sound off there. Oh, yeah, exactly. David, do you want to come back at maybe 10? Yeah. Do you want to find a new job? Yes, I do. You absolutely do. Yes, I really do. I'm fed up with being treated like shit. Go on, what were you going to say? Oh, yeah.
So it probably won't last very long, but... I went to see my mum and dad last night on the way to football, and we were chatting, and mum went, oh, I had a funny phone... I'm sure she won't be telling me. There's a point. She said, I had a funny phone call this morning, and obviously my brain went, fucking please don't let it be a scammer. Why? Because I don't want my parents to be scammed.
Oh, I thought it would be like you having... to take on their issue and solve the problems of the world. Hold on. Why would I not want a scaler to phone my parents? I thought it was more about you because it gets you back up. Don't let it be a scammer. No, as in I don't want them to have been scammed. If you've ever scammed, that would be nice. You can remain anonymous.
Can you email chatterbox at yahoo.com? But didn't we have that idea because of my friend who wears his high-vis and gets three cups of tea at the football? Oh, right, yeah. Okay, sorry, anyway. So I was like, oh, God. And she went, do you remember my friend Maggie? And I went, and she went, and then Maggie Smith. And I said, Maggie Smith. Maggie Smith? Not the Maggie Smith you're thinking of.
Why? And I went, oh, God, yeah. And she said, I haven't spoken to her in 30 years. She phoned me today. And I was like, oh, my. I don't speak on behalf of the listener here. We are gripped. Well, don't be that gripped. Anyway, I've done this the wrong way around. Do you, right, do you remember, did you used to watch James Bond films? Yeah.
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