Chapter 1: What challenges does David face while home alone with the kids?
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Chapter 2: How does David feel about the first night alone?
Nomi's away. Nomi's away for six days from this lunchtime.
So what are you going to do for six days?
You know that feeling, though?
Well, yeah. I do. Are you going to be morose or are you going to?
Well, I'm looking after the boys. It's very weird parenting on your own because you feel like the missing little puzzles. It's going to be a sad evening.
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Chapter 3: What prank does Naomi play on David during her absence?
The first evening's the hardest.
It is. The first cut is the deepest.
And then the second, the third, and by the fourth, you're washing sofa covers and you're in your routine.
Oh, yeah, that's good. So I wonder what part of the house will be affected.
But that first, I'd like to talk about that first night. It really, I feel really lonely. When I put the boys to bed, they're missing mum, mummy. Then I sit in the living room, it's just like, well, I'll just go to bed.
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Chapter 4: How does David react to the idea of going to a craft fair?
Is there a bit of you that would go, come on? It's like a couple of days.
Oh, there will be. Saturday morning, it'll be bang, bang, bang. Yeah. We've got stuff to do.
Yeah, come on. Let's do it. For that first night. Let's do it this way for once.
Chapter 5: What are David and Joe's thoughts on parenting alone?
A bit of that.
I know we always do. Well, I've already said you want ice cream tonight.
Exactly, when they break some rules, throw the rule book out.
And I said, you'll be being bathed way more often.
It'd be like four times a day.
Yeah, like daddy. Like daddy. Well, I bathe a lot. I bathe a lot, you'll bathe a lot.
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Chapter 6: How do David and Joe discuss the implications of the prank?
Oh, we've had this. Right. Funnily enough, me and Petra spoke this morning because we've got a plumber checking our boiler. And she said, oh, sometimes don't ever knock off water, especially when Joe was having two baths a day. Oh, right. And I was like, I haven't done that in years. Oh. And she said, well, that's because I've told him to pack it in. It's a waste of water. Oh.
Chapter 7: What are the dynamics of David's relationship with Naomi?
I don't always have two baths a day. I had one this morning. Unlikely I'll have one tonight. A morning bath seems insane. Lovely.
Insane. Really? But washing in the morning is more practical. Like in the evening it's like maybe more relaxing. Yeah, have a soak and read.
Chapter 8: What conclusions do David and Joe reach about the craft fair invitation?
In the morning. I'm reading about Dick Turpin. In the morning. No. Yeah, I did actually this morning. It doesn't feel like a morning thing to do. I've just got this vision of the world. You know when sometimes in films that it shows, like, you know, in Trainspotting it showed Ewan McGregor just sat there in the bar going around him like that? Yeah.
So the vision of you reading Dick Turpin and the rest of the world sort of rushing around getting ready for the day and you're... Reading Dick Turpin. It's like people jumping on trains and buses and making breakfast and rushing.
Nomi came in and went, oh, didn't know you were in here. Reading Dick Turpin. Yes, I am actually. I'm reading Dick Turpin.
Why are you reading Dick Turpin?
Never you mind. I just want to read back Dick Turpin.
Fair enough.
Yeah.
Anyway, I feel really... Is it a really old book? No, it's about Dick Turpin. Yeah, but is it an old book? I've got one about highwaymen and one about the rogues of the 18th century.
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