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S15 Ep 830 Listener’s Mailbag: Bad Vibes and Hash-letes

01 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What are the 'bad vibes' places mentioned in the episode?

57.457 - 74.335 David

Time is right now. We're opening up all of the old emails now. I wonder who has emailed in now. Greg and Stu have emailed in now. And Sally, too, has emailed in now.

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84.541 - 94.888 Unknown

We're gonna

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114.865 - 179.788 David

That's who the time is right now We're opening up all of the odd emails now I wonder who has emailed in now Hello, can you hear me?

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179.808 - 180.049 Joe

How are you?

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180.729 - 186.115 David

Good. Welcome to Mailbag, everyone. Happy Friday. Happy Friday, everyone.

186.515 - 187.996 Joe

God, doesn't it feel like the weekend?

188.437 - 189.538 David

Yeah, I can't wait.

191.079 - 191.7 Joe

Got any plans?

193.822 - 194.163 David

No.

Chapter 2: Why do people love Folkestone despite mixed reviews?

304.71 - 306.032 David

Exactly what you want.

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307.533 - 309.656 Joe

I wasn't hoping for slightly awkward energy.

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310.337 - 316.304 David

Whenever I tell people I live in Folkestone, they go, oh, right, like I've admitted to living inside a bin.

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319.762 - 346.073 David

Despite most never having visited. I think it's just the name Folkestone. It conjures up an image of old folks eating boiled sweets. But it's not that. Potentially the town of culture, 2028, and regular on best places to live polls. There's also a lovely military canal nearby for Joe. I know it. And hot footing down when you have a chance. Keep shining, Kerry.

346.053 - 362.189 Joe

I think it goes to deal or something. Anyway, can we have another places shit or not shit email? Is there any more? Has it not taken off more?

366.453 - 370.698 David

I don't know. Let's have a little look. Let's have a little look-see.

370.998 - 400.073 Joe

I love the photo, but I particularly like there's an alleyway near my house that's a bit creepy. yeah i really want to think of somewhere bar said you know the bridge by the station with all the seahorse yeah well this james personal writes i work with a prat yeah fine did we ask yeah yeah i think so

400.981 - 425.383 David

Um, oh, that's good. It's taking ages to load in the Premier Inn. And it's now saying you're offline. That's it. But you're still talking. I know. Oh, here we go. Gentlemen, I work with a prat who I fortunately don't have the displeasure of doing. I worked with a prat who I fortunately don't have the displeasure of doing do so.

Chapter 3: What humorous stories are shared about a work 'prat'?

482.141 - 483.423 David

Fuck off, really?

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484.565 - 486.608 Joe

You can't question someone for doing a poo.

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487.195 - 500.845 David

On a work night out, he took his shirt off and continued shirtless for the rest of the evening, four or five hours. Context, the prat was 19. He held no authority whatsoever and left within a year of being hired.

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500.885 - 511.263 Joe

Nothing to add? No. I'm just thinking about being 19.

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511.543 - 512.004 Unknown

I'm hungry.

512.284 - 520.717 Joe

You're hungry and I'm thinking about being 19. Can you remember being 19? I can't remember it. Yeah. I can remember being 20, 18.

520.737 - 524.623 David

Yeah, I remember 19. I'm not good.

526.826 - 529.39 Joe

Let's move on as quick as you can.

529.41 - 530.952 David

Tell me when to stop.

Chapter 4: How do 'hash-letes' combine running with cannabis?

641.664 - 645.389 Joe

And our little... Our little... Picture was on. Yeah.

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646.07 - 648.072 David

That's mad. It's like being on the TV, isn't it?

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648.432 - 653.198 Joe

God. Yeah. I know the second time. Mention it.

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656.84 - 679.557 David

It's from Matthew Paul Jones at Little Systems. Dear both, in their later years, my gran and granddad bought a convertible car. It was something of a delayed midlife crisis to go along with their more traditional hatchback. In the summer months, my parents and I would dread the rather predictable offer of being taken for a spin in the demiss.

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680.566 - 704.616 David

Being only a boy, I didn't understand the reference, but nodded along regardless. Years later, it was explained to me that the convertible car with this roof off was referred as the Demis, in a somewhat labored reference to Demis Roussos, who was also on my field of reference.

705.22 - 717.78 David

Nevertheless, as I approach middle age myself and the attendant question of all choices, the lure of the conversible grows. As such, my partner and I point out Demis cars to each other.

718.802 - 723.95 Joe

Or maybe Demis Russo had a convertible car. Good enough for me.

724.551 - 725.552 David

I'm so hungry.

727.115 - 728.477 Joe

We'll find it.

Chapter 5: What is the significance of the Pyramind concept discussed?

797.405 - 830.166 David

However, I can offer a different stoner category. Some stoners, including myself and a few friends, are what you'd call gummy runners. When we're stoned, we go running. We also answer to canna athletes, hashleets, and at 9am on Saturday, park bunners. Please note, if you're tempted to try this, put your shoes on first and keep your route very simple, because you'll get confused.

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830.146 - 846.963 Joe

So hold on. So they'll put their runners on, take a gummy, still don't quite know what gummy is, and then run, and then it kicks in. But you'll get lethargic, won't you? Yeah. Could you imagine running stoned?

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847.423 - 851.287 David

No. No. I can't imagine getting stoned.

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852.008 - 854.15 Joe

Well, you can. You did it thousands of times.

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854.45 - 857.453 David

I can't. I can't imagine. I can't remember what it was like.

858.462 - 868.978 Joe

But I've never heard people running on it. But I like it. I like it. Do you, though? Well, it's a bit more, you know, doing something, isn't it?

868.998 - 881.096 David

But if you were up the park run, you'd go, hello, mate, this is Steve, this is da-da-da, and then you found out, you know he's high as a kite, wouldn't you think he was? So he's turned up at the park run.

882.237 - 883.339 Joe

I'll be brief.

883.42 - 887.005 David

I'll be brief. Yeah, and you saw him next week. I don't want to talk to him.

Chapter 6: What insights are shared about a despondent sex-frequency report?

921.959 - 924.081 Joe

You are hungry, aren't you? Yeah.

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925.163 - 927.105 David

Absolutely ravished.

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927.145 - 938.566 Joe

You're becoming me about stoners. Well, I've had all those, but I just don't want it. Go and grab yourself a snack. Is there a bicky?

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940.527 - 947.354 David

Four hours ago. It's just starting to... But it's having no effect on you.

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948.054 - 965.49 Joe

I'm sure he's fine. I just can't be arsed with it. Chill the fuck out, hungry bear. I don't fucking... Oh, my God. Keep it... It's a weekend, remember? Everyone's up.

965.51 - 994.298 David

Oh, yeah, yeah. I just feel a bit like I need a boost. This fucking stuff. I don't know why. I'm hungry. I'm hungry.

994.758 - 995.659 Joe

Just a bit.

999.689 - 1009.179 David

Here we go. Let's check out Riso's Pyramind email. Yes, Pyramind's back. This was sent in January this year.

1009.74 - 1028.7 Joe

Can I suggest we say what Pyramind is or Shooter's Power? It was a game show idea that we came up with with an extravagant set. I think you should be hungry for every mailbag. I don't care.

Chapter 7: What funny experiences does a listener share about a farting masseuse?

1073.868 - 1076.411 Joe

Come on, Rhys, we are all out.

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1076.532 - 1083.702 David

Also, Rhys, don't put a space between your last word and the question mark. It's weird. Sorry, Rhys, you caught me.

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1084.122 - 1093.335 Joe

You caught me five weeks into a diet. David made me plateauing.

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1094.578 - 1109.286 David

Can we cut this? Do you know what show I find really, really weird? I find it so weird. People love it. I'm sure they do. I'm the most peculiar.

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1110.127 - 1137.055 Joe

Hungry David or normal David? Oh, normal. I watched it yesterday going, this is just weird. Fucking hell. James, if you forget to cut this, there's a six or seven quid coming your way. I find it so weird. Can we just bleep out what it is? Because I'm enjoying just keeping David just hungry and having a pop of everything.

1139.093 - 1143.498 David

It's such a weird show. No one's getting on or that. I don't know.

1143.598 - 1151.046 Joe

It's such a weird... Do you know what I mean? The atmosphere in the room. Just bleep out the details, James, because I want this to stay.

1151.466 - 1156.492 David

Oh, my God. Is this where we've got to? Next email, please.

1156.512 - 1162.739 Joe

I'd have happily invented it. Yeah, fine, but it's weird.

Chapter 8: How do the hosts wrap up the episode with listener emails?

1200.531 - 1228.089 David

This is the polar opposite from the type of person I am. The thing that's keeping us together is a massive part of debt for kids. Don't read out his name. I respect her. He works hard. So do I. She's a good mum and pulls her weight around the house. We both cook and clean and work full time. It's just that there's nothing between us anymore.

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1228.73 - 1231.812 David

We can't sit and chat about the day's news or anything.

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1231.833 - 1233.094 Joe

Oh, this is the print though.

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1233.114 - 1237.758 David

Always ends in a massive... James, we put clown news underneath this.

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1238.258 - 1240.38 Joe

Can we also stop reading it?

1241.137 - 1253.228 David

Our conversations are, how was your work? Okay, what's for tea? Don't know, thinking of making a sausage casserole. In previous years, probably from 2016 to 2022, we were like fucking bunnies.

1254.649 - 1257.412 Joe

We were four times a week.

1257.432 - 1268.342 David

Absolutely nothing was off the table. Oh, then she got right with it. She wanted to try sex toys.

1269.385 - 1302.817 David

and then after Covid he became a conspiracy theorist now she's a reformed poster talk about drifting apart anyway thanks for the laughs lads all the best for Christmas all the best for Christmas that was him before Christmas the happy time of year oh my god fucking hell I've got two more minutes two more minutes Princess Diana.

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