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Chatabix

S15 Ep 772: Posthumous Pods and Judgy Joe

10 Feb 2026

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Chapter 1: What do David and Joe discuss about sorting their wills?

37.696 - 38.957 David

Hi, mate. Hi.

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39.518 - 55.816 Joe

How are you? Yeah, you all right? Yeah. You? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, well. Look at that train. Shuffling with the early train. Do you want to do a timer? 30-minute timer?

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57.638 - 59.06 David

Yeah, if you want.

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Chapter 2: How do they plan to share their podcast posthumously?

59.08 - 63.785 David

I don't want to force it. No, I'll do a 30-minute timer. No, forget it.

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63.805 - 84.426 Joe

I'll do that if you want. No, no. This feels like... How's it feel like? Do you want to go into this shop? How are you? I'm alright, yeah. So much to talk about, right?

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84.845 - 91.978 David

I just came home from school. I got a really sad moment. Dropped the boys off. And they had these window crayons just then.

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Chapter 3: When do listeners typically enjoy the Chatabix podcast?

91.998 - 96.226 David

They're just writing on the windows. I came home and saw everything they'd written.

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96.747 - 98.911 Joe

And I had a... Did you read it? Oh.

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99.753 - 109.47 David

Yeah. I just had a... The garden was a mud pie, but we knew a full moment. You know what I mean?

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109.51 - 109.61 Unknown

Yeah.

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109.63 - 112.294 David

So I'm feeling a bit to cheer me up, fella.

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All right, I'm going to... We're going to sort out our wheels later. That's fucking horrific. It's utterly horrific. We've been doing this for about two weeks. We've got to talk about them. We're going to see the wheels, people about the wheels.

Chapter 4: How do David and Joe feel about receiving compliments?

133.702 - 135.845 David

Wow, you are actually continuing with it.

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138.71 - 168.92 Joe

well not now no god i was really like me life's fleeting and i've got to catch every moment with them here's a little cherry on the top then so that you will on the same day yeah at this conversation no okay if you die before me then me we should do we need to do well you're involved Am I? Yeah, because we've technically got a company, haven't we? What happens to that company?

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170.402 - 175.571 Joe

And you're in our email. Half the stuff goes to David.

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176.592 - 177.193 Unknown

Even when you're dead.

178.476 - 191.258 Joe

Somehow I'm podding. Shall we have a couple of pods in the bank for after we've passed away? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

192.139 - 197.105 David

And I can do intros each time, just going, oh, Joe was funny here. I hope you enjoy it, everyone.

Chapter 5: What uncomfortable feelings do they express about showing off?

197.806 - 200.99 Joe

But I thought we could do where all the things, you know, we bleep out.

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202.592 - 206.117 David

Yeah, just fuck it. That's a great idea, yeah.

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206.197 - 209.301 Joe

Just get all the stuff we said, bleep that out.

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209.551 - 210.152 Unknown

Yeah.

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210.172 - 230.569 Joe

We could make about 100 Fs. It will fucking rock it, and that is money in the bank for the families. Will it rock it? Yeah, imagine all the stuff we've said. Sort of. Yeah, there's a couple of things. A couple of things I've said was like, well, definitely, I remember a couple of things were like, well, that would make the papers.

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Mm.

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Honestly, imagine everyone hearing it. Imagine hearing some of the stuff.

Chapter 6: What comments do they analyze regarding Joe's story about an older woman?

237.547 - 249.266 Joe

I'm just trying to remember what we said on Friday. Oh, I'm going to text you. No, I can't. Don't want to get into it. But my God, it would. Honestly, it would go right on the charts.

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249.286 - 257.679 David

Yeah. I suppose so. It would. The fact that you're dead. People are like, oh, I want to make the most of him. He's still about.

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257.699 - 265.277 Joe

And then it's really bleak because we're slagging stuff off. Yeah. And that's how we remembered.

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Chapter 7: How does Joe react to being judged for his comments?

268.262 - 272.589 David

And I'm still living. I've got to fucking deal with it. Oh, when we're both dead, you mean?

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272.609 - 273.23 Joe

Yeah, yeah.

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273.811 - 276.595 David

Oh, right, yeah. Who's going to be listening to that when we're gone?

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276.916 - 286.867 Joe

Imagine everything we've said and no one remembers any of it. Who are they talking about? An open spot we get in.

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286.907 - 292.876 David

No one to ask. Who are they talking about? There's no one to ask anymore. No one connected to us.

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I might do that. Yeah, you do that, fella.

Chapter 8: What conclusions do they reach about ageism and societal expectations?

301.668 - 329.116 Joe

I keep calling you fella this morning. Yeah, I don't like it. There's someone else who does that. I always feel it gets my back up a bit. Hello, fella. I think it's a power play. Yeah, absolutely it is. Hello, fella. Hello. Yeah. I don't see you as equal. That's what that says. Who is it? I think someone who's played Sunday League with. Yeah, I know you're a bit older than me.

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I used to have a real problem with sun. Have you had a coffee? No. I'm just ready to pod.

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341.027 - 343.189 David

Pod ready. I'm pod ready.

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343.209 - 343.889 Joe

God, I'm not.

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My heart's swollen with love and just sadness.

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I'll get rid of that.

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It's pod.

352.297 - 381.038 Joe

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah do we have anyone email in about how they listen to the pod on their way to anything yeah i think so yeah i think so can we have them what now

382.03 - 388.519 David

Do you want to read them now? No. No, you can do it. It's just breaking the Chattavik's rules.

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