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S13 Ep 728 One In A Million: Paper Planes & Lightening Strikes

29 Oct 2025

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

37.713 - 44.422 Joe

Hello. Hello. I'm just on my iPad. That's all right. Does it sound all right?

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44.442 - 44.723 David

Yeah.

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45.544 - 57.26 Joe

I'm in quite a big room. That's all right. Not a good thing to echo animals. Are we doing one in a million or? What do you want to do? I want to do one in a million.

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57.3 - 58.322 David

Okay.

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58.502 - 59.383 Joe

Have we got enough?

61.186 - 67.494 David

Yeah. No, we haven't, if you want to sing for it.

69.417 - 70.278 Joe

We haven't, or we have?

71.199 - 78.148 David

No, we have. Oh, they did enough. Is that really? Wow, here we go. Here we go. I bloody hope they are.

78.809 - 82.574 Joe

We've had a few apps out now, so people know the vibe, don't they? Yeah.

Chapter 2: What humorous story unfolds during a golf day?

481.157 - 485.863 David

Eight or nine years old, I went through a heavy paper aeroplane phase.

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485.883 - 489.368 Joe

Yes. Great news.

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490.91 - 517.258 David

God, that's so true. Think about my boys. Oh, my God. It's good fun, isn't it? Oh, I love that phase. Yeah, probably fairly normal for a kid of that age, but I was bang into it. Spending a good few months. I hate that my boys are going to, not this, but they're going to grow up into Graham Campbell. Like Graham's lovely, but he's now looking back at it as if it's a joke.

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517.659 - 519.201 David

Yeah, we're as serious at the time.

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519.241 - 525.588 Joe

Imagine being Graham Campbell going, I hate the idea of my kids growing up to be Graham Campbell.

526.069 - 530.314 David

Not like that. With the attitude of a grown adult.

530.547 - 541.19 Joe

Yeah, but he's not going to be like that. Not like that, Graham. Yeah, I used to be kind of, I hope my kids grow up to be something like Graham Campbell.

542.032 - 566.792 David

Yeah. Spending a good few months perfecting my building techniques. One Saturday morning, I was watching Going Live, exclamation mark, and having a good plane session. We lived in a standard semi-detached, and I was throwing different types of planes I'd learned from an old boys' brigade book with my dad. from the back to the front of the long living room.

568.539 - 586.101 David

A particularly good-looking plane, bit like a Concorde, was flying through the air like a dart towards the bucket at the front of the room I was aiming for. There was a loud bang and a blinding flash, and the next thing I knew, the Concorde was tumbling towards the floor, short of its target, smoking in a blaze. What?

Chapter 3: How does a paper plane mishap lead to a surprising outcome?

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1536.999 - 1544.667 Joe

Yeah. I think we've got to be really in love with it for it to get three. We gave the treacle tarts two. I'd love to.

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1546.829 - 1548.37 David

But that was storytelling.

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1549.031 - 1562.815 Joe

Yeah, but that's not... Let's not worry about it. It's my gut. It doesn't go towards there. Thank you, Richard, by the way. Yeah, sorry we've got to back up. Well.

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1563.818 - 1569.916 David

He's probably very nice. Oh, sure he is. He just wanted it to be read out.

1569.936 - 1572.042 Joe

Yeah. Not like that, mate.

1574.873 - 1592.798 David

I love you, Dave. Pete Gleeson, eight in eight million, Dave. It's not a fraction problem. It's a probability problem, Joe. It's correct. The probability of a multiple one in a million events happening within a singular story is much more. Crunch, crunch. Pete Gleeson. Thank you, mate.

1592.778 - 1615.663 David

i remember having that conversation with you and about halfway through thinking yeah you're right actually but you ramp up for the pod oh well you just oh yeah or there'll be another occasion where i'll go yeah you're right actually or or no let's keep it going it's good fun well i was getting frustrated well i was producing the show well incredible

1617.533 - 1621.258 Joe

Oh, man. Wow, great producing.

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