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S15 Ep 831 Vault Mondays: The Podcast Title and Addictions

04 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the purpose of this podcast episode?

0.588 - 19.853 Joe

Hello, this is Joe. Welcome to the Monday Vault. In this episode, James, our editor, is just putting whatever old eps out randomly. Don't know if it's going to be any good or shit. But that's the chances you take. Some of them from the past are a bit... Anyway. Cheers!

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MUSIC PLAYS

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34.473 - 60.615 Joe

okay i'll just start okay and i'll record on zoom okay we did it we're gonna do the clap that's never quite at the same time why do we do this again

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61.507 - 62.388 Unknown

Don't know why we're doing it.

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63.029 - 66.172 Joe

Yeah. One, two, three.

68.074 - 71.417 David

That wasn't even close to the same. That worked for me. Yeah.

72.578 - 86.912 Joe

That's mental. It was about two seconds after on mine. So this is a new podcast then. Is that actually, is this it? Say something. Give us a sec.

87.313 - 91.497 David

Give us a sec. Just building up for my first sentence.

92.759 - 112.624 Joe

so this is a new podcast yeah you explain it because um you're the one who's making me do it um well it's why don't you host more stuff i don't know bashful

Chapter 2: How did they decide on the podcast name?

227.85 - 244.556 Joe

Why didn't we capture that conversation? That was gold. Should have started it. Yeah, we've put the metal, what do you call it, stuff to get, you know, you dig down and you put it in and the rats can't come in because Petra's got a phobia of rats. Right. It's a very big issue.

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244.957 - 249.905 David

Is Petra happy with her name being mentioned on this, on Chatterbox?

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250.766 - 275.628 Joe

Do you want me to ask her? Go on. Shut up. Yeah. Hold on. Petra? Okay. Petra? Oh, she's out. Oh, right, okay. She's gone out. Okay. But we could... I'll ask her tonight and then we can go into... That can be a spillover into ep two.

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276.409 - 280.395 David

Okay, nice. Yeah, yeah. So are you having...

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280.375 - 304.662 Joe

doing the garden up because of lockdown lockdown yeah yeah and um we just want to make the most of it for the summer so um yeah yeah doing that why are we talking about me you're the one who's moved do you sunbathe do i sunbathe yeah i'm i'm um right this is genuinely true this is the most confident i've ever felt about my body in my life i thought so you got no clothes on

304.642 - 315.239 Joe

No, but I'm not joking. It's the most confident. I occasionally look at my frame now. I look at it and I go, that's not too bad. Right. Which I've never done in my life. I'm actually quite body confident.

315.9 - 316.18 David

Okay.

316.701 - 316.821 Joe

Yeah.

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Our old neighbour, we said goodbye to them on Saturday and she took the piss out of my body.

Chapter 3: What personal experiences do they share about addictions?

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um i did that i went down really early and surprised how many homeless people on the front and there was a horrible thing where this i think it was the police i don't want to say it was the police but i think it was the police came down and sort of beat their horns to move them all yeah like about five which felt really horrible yeah but i didn't know that so the tourists we don't want them down the front corner i gave them a secret thumbs up i don't know

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Anyway, this is PN3. Yeah. We're better than... No, that was horrible.

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588.088 - 589.697 David

I had real...

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591.685 - 600.801 Joe

Got blocked up, didn't you? But you said that it became, wasn't it because you got blocked up because your nose became addicted to having the spray?

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Addicted to having the spray, yeah.

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So it just was like, just wasn't having any effect by that point.

605.71 - 614.385 David

Yeah, so if you get your finger and thumb, close your nose and live like that for two weeks. Oh, that's horrible. So you've got to just breathe out your mouth.

614.365 - 616.39 Joe

Didn't you have to go cold turkey or something?

616.41 - 616.932 David

Keep doing it.

Chapter 4: What challenges do they face with their habits?

758.704 - 763.811 David

When we went to the Tate Modern, this is my low point. I shouldn't be saying this out loud.

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764.292 - 767.677 Joe

This is terrible. Let's count the minutes we're on.

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767.697 - 769.099 David

This is a hell of an episode.

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769.119 - 776.99 Joe

This is 12 minutes. If you want to fast forward to 12 minutes, this is where it really gets going.

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777.01 - 778.292 David

I hope you're going to open up.

779.167 - 781.65 Joe

No, I'm a closed book, mate.

781.67 - 813.566 David

Yeah. No. Well, no, I don't really... No, fuck it. Please do. So I was in the Tate Modern, and this is my lowest point. And I was completely blocked up. And normally if you take a... It sort of opened up the... So do that... So I'd sort of hide from Naomi and just, I'm just going to the toilet.

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And then I went to the take, we went to the take model and I went into the toilet and I did and it didn't work and I opened the green cap and I poured it all down my nose.

828.998 - 832.581 Joe

Which is meant to be like 100 doses. Yeah, it's meant to take you about a month.

Chapter 5: How do they compare nasal spray addiction to other habits?

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Out of nowhere. Here it is.

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980.212 - 983.056 Pat Cash

That's what I was like 10 years ago with the Synex.

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983.997 - 992.208 Joe

It's empty. Fucking hell. Oh dear. I like a Coke Zero first thing in the morning.

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992.709 - 994.611 David

Yeah. What time's first thing?

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995.752 - 1001.7 Joe

Well, it depends what time I wake up. 4am. That was from Friday.

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Where's this morning's one, please?

1005.355 - 1013.856 Pat Cash

Where's that tucked away? Oh, that's by the bed. That's by the by. That's by the bed.

1014.217 - 1041.424 Joe

I do think, I suddenly thought, oh God, this is an addiction because I'm not comfortable talking about it. no no and i don't know let go let go this is chatterbox mate this is not chatterbox let go i don't think i could give up god how i might try and give up no no you won't no no no i just i i lied to myself ago i do lots of other things to balance it out

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like i brush your teeth yeah exactly i had two apples this morning to balance it out that tasted of caramel i couldn't taste anything because my mouth was stuck together like i'd just eaten a wham bar like could you could you eat um

Chapter 6: What insights do they offer about Coke Zero?

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Fred West.

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1199.788 - 1212.613 David

Much more to behind the scenes. Uh... Uh... It turns out it's not that bad. Health concerns.

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1213.194 - 1215.938 Joe

Oh, no, don't do that. I feel like I'm having heart palpitations.

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1216.058 - 1216.799 David

Don't you want to hear it?

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1217.44 - 1225.211 Joe

No, of course I don't. That's why I keep saying stop. But yes, go on. Take away the one thing I enjoy.

1225.231 - 1237.295 David

Go on. I keep banging about kidney disease. Osteoporosis. What's osteoporosis again? It's like crumbling of the bones, isn't it?

1237.315 - 1238.778 Joe

Oh, cool.

1238.798 - 1249.559 David

Yeah. So you'll be about four foot seven in about a decade. There he is. Cat's countdown just behind the desk. Top of your head.

1249.599 - 1252.665 Joe

Top of my bald head.

Chapter 7: What humorous ideas do they brainstorm for the podcast name?

1427.337 - 1432.944 Joe

I quite like that. You're digging your heels in.

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1432.964 - 1433.785 Pat Cash

I'm digging my heels in.

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1437.055 - 1440.64 Joe

I'm inclined to go with it just to drive it to the floor.

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1440.66 - 1446.126 David

Yeah, Chattabix. And the design is basically us with our beards that look like Weetabix.

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1447.068 - 1450.732 Pat Cash

Oh, you've suddenly woken up. Oh, yeah. I like that.

1450.752 - 1453.135 Joe

I'm going to Google a Weetabix advert.

1453.676 - 1453.936 Pat Cash

Yeah.

1455.638 - 1484.704 Joe

Chattabix. It's pretty good, actually. Joking aside. Can we be sued? Can we be sued for that? Yeah, we can do it. Yes. Amazing, no one's done it. Bloody hell, someone's put Marmite on. Weetabix, Chatterbix. Chatterbix. Yeah, you Google it to make sure no one's got the name.

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What, done a Chatterbix podcast?

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