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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
hello this is joe uh welcome to the monday vault uh in this episode james our editor is just putting whatever old depths out randomly uh don't know if it's gonna be any good or shit um but that's the chances you take some of them from the past for a bit anyway cheers That's what comes next. And then it's those two, isn't it, Charles and Eddie?
Yeah. He knows his Charles and Eddie like nobody's business.
This bit.
Comes up to play to the...
It's really a... There, there. That's being in the booth.
Okay, Eddie. What did you just do then?
Fucking hell, my mic has gone insane.
You sound like you're in a school hall. Who, me? Who, me?
Fuck you!
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Chapter 2: How did Status Quo's 'In The Army Now' impact listeners?
Teardrops by Womack and Womack!
LAUGHTER
Tear drops in my eyes. Yeah. Next time. Yes. Next time I'll be a true bitch.
Here we go. What about this?
Oh, fucking hell. Sounds like a game show for a start. God, I thought you were going to say a gay song. No, it's not a gay song to me. God, got to bleep that out. It obviously didn't mean any of it. Oh, God, now bleep that because it sounds like I'm right wing. Fucking hell. So stressful being... I know. I'll play it again. Oh, now obviously I can't hear it. Oh, technical issues.
Oh, here we go.
Oh, I know this. Oh, God, I'm going to get it. Ain't no stopping us now. Tuesday. Or Wednesday or Thursday, whatever. No, we don't. Yeah, maybe. Maybe it is today. Maybe it was yesterday. Here we go.
So this would be in my Desert Island Discs.
Oh, really?
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Chapter 3: What personal stories are shared about school crushes?
Well, you've got to tell me what it is, dickhead. Like, you can't just play. I don't know why I said dickhead.
Sorry about that. So tense around music.
I am a bit.
It'd be like me if you showed a bit of modern art.
Well, I wouldn't have anything to say either. It's all right, isn't it? Well, who is it then? Teen Spirit or something. It's... Who? Smells like Teen Spirit. Is that a thing? Oh, no, it's a Nirvana song.
Who is it? Did you listen to me? I know we've gone out. Did you listen to the music as a teenager? Yeah. Your face could get all serious.
Yeah. Yeah. My head's rushing forward. What exactly? My head's rushing forward going, what should I not say? What did you listen to? Top 40. Yeah, a lot of top 40. I'm taping. I did tape it. Never listen back, though. Never listen. Go on. What did you listen? Do you have, like, a stereo in your room? Yes. And I really liked Eric Clapton.
which I think is like, you know when people go, oh, it's cool that you're uncool, but that's the sort of level of sort of vanilla that makes you sort of people go, oh, right, you were just nothingy, weren't you?
So what Eric Clapton did you like?
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Chapter 4: What memories does the song evoke for the hosts?
Yeah. I'm sort of ashamed of everything I'm saying now. I don't know why. Why? I don't know, because I'm so... It feels like you just go, oh, right, OK, that's just nothing, isn't it, really, what you're listening to?
What else? What other albums do you remember going, God, I played that to death, that album?
Michael Jackson Thriller. Yeah. Paul Simon's Cool Meow. I'm word perfect. Just on that one song? No, the whole album. Yeah. The whole album. What was the album called? Grace Fans. Yeah. We can play this game about Grace Fans. She got diamonds on the sores of her feet.
What else?
I used to read the lyrics, if you must know.
I think you are picking musicians that you probably...
you'll get away with the listeners will go... No, I didn't feel comfortable about Eric Clapton or ZZ Top. I'm very comfortable with Paul Simon.
Yeah. I listened to Graceland in the Beach Bomber going to golf last week.
Great, isn't it? Yeah. What else am I uncomfortable with? Like, what did I... Right, there's an argument I have with my brother that... Because I used to buy a lot of singles... You did? Well, at that age, you'd buy record singles. Did you? Yeah. I didn't buy loads. I'd probably like in total 30.
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Chapter 5: How do the hosts feel about their musical tastes from childhood?
Now. Isn't that coming from your son's bedroom, hour after hour?
All the things that you're in the army now. Do you know, You're in the Army Now is a song by the South African-born duo, Dutch duo, Bolland and Bolland. At least in 1982. The song spent six consecutive weeks on the top of the Norwegian singles chart. A cover by British rock band Status Quo, simplified as In the Army Now, was internationally successful in 1980.
Do you think any other podcast, and remember there's two million podcasts, have chatted about states closing the army?
We're wondering why we're floating around the top 20.
With the content, we are fucking flying. God, yeah.
In 1986, British rock band Status Quo covered In The Army Now on their 1986 album with the same name. Their version leaked at numbers by a UK singles chart. In September 2010, Saints Quo released a new version of the song with the Corps of Armed Choir through their label Universal, and the lyrics were changed to a pro-soldier version.
All profits from this updated version were donated to the British Forces Foundation. This charted at numbers of 31 in the UK singles chart.
What percentage of our listeners have ever heard that song before? Stick it on again. I really hate it. I love it. I really hate it. I can't believe how much I loved it.
Oh, no! Look at your face.
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Chapter 6: What humorous moments arise during the discussion?
Yeah. Is it? Not really, but I'm... I bet none of this is recording.
Oh, fuck, is it recording? Yeah, it is recording.
Yeah, yeah. Shit. Yeah, this is another song that... They remind me of the... They gave me the same feeling.
Yeah, dude. Don't, this is a belter.
No, no, don't sing over it. Don't sing over it. I want to listen to a bit more.
Yeah, I still love this.
I mean, I like it now.
Just then, it's just... Do you know what? Remember we talked about R.E.M. making me cry? Yeah, this makes you cry. This was one of the ones that would make me cry. Oh, wow. Well, not cry, but just go, sometimes life is hard, isn't it? One of those. We've all got to be nicer to each other. What was I fucking on about?
Didn't she really like Brett?
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Chapter 7: What insights are shared about growing up and relationships?
I really did.
And pubeless.
What's a dictionary definition of pubeless? Sons pubes.
Pre-pubescent. Pubeless. Without pubic hair. That's what I thought. But with Rubik's Cube. Lacking a pube. Lacking a pube.
It's such a good word.
Why are you in a hotel again? Went away for the weekend.
No, we were on a school trip.
Honestly, I really felt it. You used to do city breaks on your own.
Me and my bald nuts.
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Chapter 8: How does the episode conclude with reflections on nostalgia?
Someone left a... A girl left a card in my bedroom. In your bedroom? Yeah, she'd been round. I can't remember how it happened, but she left it. What, your mum's friend? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. A couple of days before she passed. No, no. And it was in there, it was a little... Oh, she didn't even say that bit. No, of course she... She fucking gives a shit. What the hell is wrong with me?
She left a little porcelain thing. And I did not know what to do with that information. You know, like, it... Basically, it was all I thought about... I couldn't get my... That she gave you a pig? A pig and a card, yeah. Yeah. It blew my mind. I couldn't really focus on anything else for about two weeks.
Yeah.
I kept it for years. What was her name? I'm not saying, because I'm still friends with her. I occasionally see her brother.
You have a lot of relationships with people from your past.
I must put distance between you and your past. Why must I put distance between you and my... You mustn't. You said it and you know a lot of people.
No, it's because I haven't really, I don't think. Really? Well, not girlfriends that I went out with.
No, it's not that. I didn't go out with her anyway. I wasn't my backup. I didn't go out with her. God, do you remember all that brain space you put in all that? I think... You going out with her? Oh, God. So stressful.
Well, I told you I was dumped for kissing. Oh, kissing badly? Kissing badly, yeah. Yeah.
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