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S13 Ep 652: Joe At The Beach And The Stick Incident

08 Jul 2025

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Chapter 1: What happens when Joe goes for a swim at the beach?

37.207 - 60.261 David

Hello. Hi. Hi, just going to go for a dip. Wow, look at that. Yeah. I'm just going to go for a swim. Okay. Do you want to feel for a couple of minutes? Yeah. Well, I might as well have some sound effects and music here, James, because... I'm coming in. You ready? Yeah. There we go.

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61.945 - 95.788 David

the phone or the camera's been placed on the beach and Joe's running into the sea and I'm watching and there's another there's an old man walking out of the sea but we'll ignore him and Joe's swimming in the sea and I'm watching and he's Joe's wife and it's like welcome to Chatterbeaks everyone And it's like, he's like an ant.

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Chapter 2: Why did Joe return home during the episode?

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I can hardly see him. He's bobbing around. And the sea at Brighton will hove up. And it's a clear blue sky, wispy clouds, hardly even clouds actually. The waves are rippling into the stony, pebbly beach. Grey pebbles, brown pebbles, light brown pebbles, black pebbles, white pebbles. There's a couple of boats.

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in the distance a dot of white here and there and Joey's coming out in the water now and he's running towards the camera I should mention he's very aware of his body at this point he's running to the side of the foam and he's back hello hi Hi. How was that? Beautiful. I would have been in for longer, but I wanted to, you know. You can if you want. Shall I go back in? Yeah.

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Chapter 3: What embarrassing incident does Joe recount involving his car?

162.282 - 181.221 David

Go back in. Yeah, you can if you want. And Joe's put the phone down and he's running back into the sea. Can we have some music here, James? Let's just take a moment and imagine Joe in the sea.

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219.575 - 236.555 David

Oh, that was lovely. Is that it? Oh, I don't know. I'm just paranoid. Don't be paranoid. I was just like, what the fuck is this? Go with it. Go with it. It could be something you sort of fall asleep to.

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Chapter 4: How does Joe react to a drunk person with a stick?

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There'll be sound effects and seagulls and... Just knowing I'm having a nice time. Yeah, just we're imagining you kind of bobbing around. I mean, you don't have to. No, I can't get in. I don't mind.

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247.115 - 262.962 Joe

There's two ladies of my lane. Have you gone under? I'll go under. I'll go under this time, sure. There's two ladies of my lane now. Don't let me get out of the way. Right. I'm going to look a bit insane going in and out sometimes.

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262.982 - 264.685 David

Go with it. Go with it.

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Chapter 5: What stories do Joe and David share about losing their temper?

265.559 - 267.942 David

Is it warm where you are?

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268.383 - 269.744 Joe

It's nice. Lovely.

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271.186 - 274.931 Joe

I was going to... We went a couple of days ago. It was lovely. I thought, you know what?

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274.991 - 288.889 David

I'm going to start my day with a swim. I went out on the patio this morning. Lovely morning. I came back in. I said, know me. It's a wonderful morning. You remember what it's like in October, November, December?

288.949 - 290.311 Joe

Yes, yes.

Chapter 6: What reflections do they have on their past experiences with anger?

290.331 - 295.057 David

And that feeling you get now. I know. This isn't forever.

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To make the most of it, let's go for a coffee in Tungsten.

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I like the seasons. I love the season. Oh, they're all great, but at the moment... Shall I go back in? Yeah. Put my head under. Ready? Yeah. Can you see all right? Yeah, yeah, I can see you.

Chapter 7: How does Joe feel about his behavior in the car incident?

315.136 - 347.66 David

Can you see me in the sun? Yeah. Oh, OK. Excuse me, one sec. Why is Joe coming back here? He won't stay in the sea longer than 25 seconds. Suddenly got paranoid it wasn't recording. No, it's recording. It's quite funny you going in and out.

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348.481 - 352.085 Joe

I'm trying to film. Well, it's a tough old job, so I'm having a lovely morning.

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352.286 - 361.216 David

Yeah, lovely. Go back in if you like. Yeah. Well, tell us something about yourself for a minute and then go back in.

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Chapter 8: What insights do they share about personal growth and embarrassment?

361.637 - 364.442 David

I... I'm loving life.

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365.082 - 370.109 Joe

Yeah. As I was in there, I was like, I might take David for a stroll along the front in a minute.

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370.129 - 376.697 David

Yeah. Show him the bits and bobs. I could show you where I used to live, where the pirate was that tried to stab someone.

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377.678 - 379.981 Joe

What road was that on? We could go there in a minute.

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380.001 - 392.817 David

Oh, I can't remember the bloody night. It was off the roundabout at Seven Dials. Oh, I'm nowhere near there. Oh, you're further down there, aren't you? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. All right. That's all right. It's just people going in. Easy like Sunday morning.

394.028 - 397.973 Joe

Yeah. Might be a shit old pod this.

398.774 - 399.515 David

Well, it is what it is.

399.975 - 408.645 Joe

I think, I think I knew deep down that it wouldn't, it wouldn't generate loads of chat. Yeah. It's fine.

408.665 - 441.612 David

It is what it is. Yeah. Don't really know what to do now. We'll go back in there. All right. Because you'll get your breath back and then you'll come back and you'll have something to say. Yeah. Right. Yeah. You seem to be all right? Yeah, I haven't seen the sea. Yep. And the music starts slowly fading in again as Joe walks off towards the blue, rippling sea.

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