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S15 Ep 826 Vault Mondays: Not Going Out and Bums & Rockets

27 Apr 2026

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Chapter 1: What technical issues do the hosts face at the start of the episode?

0.622 - 73.372 Joe Wilkinson

hello this is joe uh welcome to the monday vault uh in this episode james our editor is just putting whatever old depths out randomly uh don't know if it's gonna be any good or shit um but that's the chances you take some of them from the past for a bit anyway cheers Morning. Oh. Hello. Morning. Oh, you're there.

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73.392 - 76.095 Unknown

How are you? Yeah, all right.

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76.116 - 97.187 Joe Wilkinson

Oh, shit. It's coming through. It's coming through. Hello, hello, hello, hello. Do it again. Hello, hello, hello. Oh, it's coming through the... Oh, I've got the headphones in. All right. Yeah.

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98.71 - 100.332 Unknown

Hello, hello, hello.

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100.813 - 101.514 Joe Wilkinson

That's mental.

102.555 - 103.337 Unknown

Is it all right now?

Chapter 2: How does David express his feelings of self-confidence?

104.058 - 104.198 Joe Wilkinson

No.

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105.139 - 110.708 Unknown

Have you pressed the headphones in? As far as I know. Hello, hello, hello.

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110.788 - 114.854 Joe Wilkinson

What the fuck? Hello. What about Zoom?

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114.894 - 116.096 Unknown

Is Zoom set up currently?

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117.037 - 130.671 Joe Wilkinson

I haven't touched anything. So, just go into sound settings. What the fuck? Sound, sound, and then MacBook Pro, no.

133.014 - 136.359 Unknown

So it's got to be connected to your mic.

139.903 - 148.174 Joe Wilkinson

Fuck. Now it's all.

148.374 - 149.155 Unknown

Hello, hello, hello.

149.175 - 151.538 Joe Wilkinson

Right, I don't know what the fuck is going on now.

Chapter 3: What insights do the hosts share about the show 'Not Going Out'?

157.488 - 161.897 Unknown

You come out of Zoom. Just start again. Probably just needs refreshing.

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162.598 - 182.984 Joe Wilkinson

Shall I start my audio again? No. OK. All right, I'll... OK, OK. Give me one second. Hello, hello, hello.

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183.745 - 254.201 Unknown

Good morning, everyone. Welcome to Chattabix on 22nd November 1988. Okay, and this morning on Chatter Mix, what have we got for you? We've got a little bit of a few audio issues, just to sort it out. Once those smooth as ice, Joe Wilkinson's just texted me, said, I'm not recognising my mic. Okay, so... Fucking hell. Okay, start computer again. Or don't. Don't bother. Don't bother.

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254.922 - 259.529 Unknown

Just go through computer mic.

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Chapter 4: What experiences do the hosts have with anxiety and performance?

261.653 - 267.823 Unknown

Is that right? Oh, I don't know. Just talk on Mac. Yeah.

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290.652 - 292.654 Joe Wilkinson

Hello. Hi, can you hear me?

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293.535 - 293.755 Unknown

Yeah.

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294.555 - 302.923 Joe Wilkinson

Well, I'm on the Mac mic, so I don't know what that's going to sound like.

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302.943 - 304.464 Unknown

And you're going through your headphones, though?

305.105 - 306.526 Joe Wilkinson

I've got my headphones into the Mac.

307.087 - 308.928 Unknown

Yeah, exactly, fine.

309.849 - 311.17 Joe Wilkinson

It's annoying, though.

311.33 - 315.234 Unknown

I think you probably just need to restart your computer. I think it's just that.

Chapter 5: How do the hosts discuss the creative process behind sitcoms?

323.845 - 333.177 Joe Wilkinson

Where are you? Where are you? I'm in West London. Yeah. I've done a run down the river this morning.

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333.197 - 333.657 Unknown

Yeah.

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333.677 - 340.766 Joe Wilkinson

Which was lovely. Yeah, I had huge amounts of anxiety dreams last night.

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341.267 - 342.308 Unknown

Did you?

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342.668 - 367.018 Joe Wilkinson

Loads. Loads. I slept, but you know, I felt like the whole night was stressful in my head. Yeah. You know when you have dreams. Yeah. I listened to a Steve Coogan podcast, so he was involved, and I imagine that brought a level of stress in your dream. So, yeah. How are you? Got any of that?

367.038 - 367.419 Unknown

I'm all right.

Chapter 6: What is the concept behind the board game 'Bums and Rockets'?

369.962 - 391.788 Unknown

Well, it's funny you should say that, because that... That offer that I've been given next year, the fact you're saying that has made me go, yeah, not interested, don't want it. Don't want it, it's not worth it. By the way, why are you doing it? Because you're doing Not Going Out.

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392.208 - 413.312 Joe Wilkinson

Oh, I am doing Not Going Out this week, yeah. It's weird, like... I think sometimes when you book something, I think what you've done is sort of white. You know that thing someone says, you know, I'm pleased I'm doing it, I guess, but I'm just distressed. You're being stressed. But someone said about that thing, you have to imagine you're doing it tomorrow.

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415.716 - 425.698 Unknown

Yeah, exactly. That's why I'm always amazed that you take on these roles and challenges. I'm not being silly. Because I can't do it.

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426.339 - 434.39 Joe Wilkinson

I mean, we've been here a hundred times. I think a lot of the stress is the amount I've got to learn.

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435.692 - 440.539 Unknown

Really? Is it not the... Mine is, I'm not good enough. That's mine.

Chapter 7: How do the hosts reflect on their childhood creativity?

440.579 - 441.24 Unknown

I'm not good enough.

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441.38 - 442.762 Joe Wilkinson

Well, I should have that, I guess.

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443.543 - 452.655 Unknown

But you don't have that. I'm not being... You don't have that at all. Because I'm telling you, the forefront of mine is, you are not good enough. Don't do it. So I don't do it.

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453.749 - 454.11 Joe Wilkinson

Right.

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454.45 - 456.654 Unknown

But you don't have that. You have, oh, the work.

458.297 - 471.86 Joe Wilkinson

Well, I think I should be all right at it. I don't think I'll... I don't go into it going, I'm cumberbatch, but... No, but you don't... You think you're good enough to do it. Well, when you say it like that, I feel like, well... That's the thing.

471.94 - 488.455 Unknown

I don't think I am. Well... When I'm offered stuff, I go, no, I won't be... That's how I feel. I don't know where it comes from. Whereas you've obviously got this innate confidence. I'm not. I wish I had.

Chapter 8: What future projects do the hosts hint at during the episode?

488.495 - 496.851 Joe Wilkinson

Because the amount of stuff I... I don't turn down loads, but... Nescafe advert you turned down?

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497.489 - 508.54 Unknown

But where do you get, so you don't go, you don't read a script and go, fucking hell, how am I going to do that? God, can I do this? I immediately go, how do I play that? Someone else is better than me. Oh, fuck it, I'm not doing it.

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508.72 - 515.867 Joe Wilkinson

Well, Lee phoned me up and he said, oh, would you do this? I've written it for you and it'd be good fun. And I was like, okay, yeah, great. Yeah, I've had that.

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515.887 - 516.868 Unknown

Yeah, and I just go, no.

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517.148 - 519.611 Joe Wilkinson

Well, I didn't really think anything more of it. I was like, oh, that's nice.

519.631 - 525.977 Unknown

Yeah, I know, but I'm like, where does it come from? Because I've had that and I go, no, I can't. You'll find someone better.

529.13 - 534.598 Joe Wilkinson

I didn't really overanalyse it, I think. That's the truth.

534.959 - 539.485 Unknown

Yeah, I know. I'm saying, like, why do I go, I can't do it?

539.505 - 540.947 Joe Wilkinson

I don't know, because you can do it.

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