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S13 Ep 689 Vault Mondays: Driving Down To London

01 Sep 2025

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Chapter 1: What is the context of this episode?

0.622 - 62.668 Joe

hello this is joe uh welcome to the monday vault uh in this episode james our editor is just putting whatever old depths out randomly uh don't know if it's gonna be any good or shit um but that's the chances you take some of them from the past for a bit anyway cheers Hello, good morning.

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63.61 - 87.885 Joe

This will probably be the worst episode of Chattervix we've ever done because I am sat at home as per, but David is driving home from Wales where he's been for the weekend and he's driving to London so I'm going to phone him. So this is going to be absolute shit. There we go.

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Chapter 2: What challenges do they face with audio quality?

89.249 - 105.722 Joe

All right, all right, okay. Here we go, probably too early. I won't pick up, David, otherwise I'm feeling, hello. Hello. Hello, oh that, the background noise is incredible.

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Chapter 3: What is David's driving route from Wales to London?

106.968 - 147.822 Joe

This is terrible. This is really bad. It's going to be awful. When we practiced this, it didn't sound like you were in a window. Why is it so bad? I don't know. You sound like you've got all the windows open. Oh, dear. So, I've just said on the podcast that this will probably be the worst one we've ever done. Well, there's one, two or three episodes to go.

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Chapter 4: How do they discuss their podcast rankings?

147.842 - 183.972 Joe

What, you think they're hard to beat shit-wise? Yeah. There's no quality control to this at all, is there? No, well... It started off... It started off as a joke, but it's actually a massive issue. Yeah, I know. Although, I've just been listening to one of the podcasts in the charts. Oh, hang on, let's check the charts. Yeah, go on. And the audio and the sound was fucking fantastic.

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Chapter 5: What filming project is David working on in Wales?

186.247 - 209.043 Joe

Can you... What was it? Just say. I'll read them all out. I'll read them all. Oh, my God, we are 54. You texted me last night, didn't you? Saying... We're one behind the receipts podcast.

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212.588 - 241.197 Joe

don't know and we're two behind scott's meal scott mills daily oh he does a daily one oh wank shit we're not the only one i can't believe i said wanker he's i'm so sorry scott oh sorry do you know what he's just released a new podcast No.

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Chapter 6: How does David's weight loss relate to his acting?

241.297 - 291.645 Joe

And you've been banging on about what an original idea it is because it's a daily. The only niche we had, we were like... really cocky do you know what yeah i can't believe no one's done it they have loads of people have they yeah i think so Let's have a look. They just abandoned it. I'm going to have a look at daily podcasts. Oh, God.

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291.825 - 308.489 Joe

Absolutely no research done before we dived in and did this every day. I don't know anyone that's done it apart from you. 21 best daily podcasts for your morning commute.

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Chapter 7: What are the latest headlines they discuss?

308.509 - 329.202 Joe

So there's at least 21. We should say, yeah, do you want to say, where are you? Because you're driving home, aren't you? Where are you? I'm near, I think I'm near Birmingham. I got up at four. You got up at four? Yeah, I got up at four.

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329.222 - 330.644 Unknown

I left about quarter past five.

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331.285 - 331.926 Joe

Oh, my God.

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Chapter 8: How do they reflect on their podcasting journey?

332.206 - 347.486 Joe

From North Wales. And I've still got 148 miles to do. And then I've got about 300. Am I going to sit later for the first time? When was the last time we physically saw each other?

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348.087 - 351.171 Unknown

Oh, I thought that actually. Must be a year or so.

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351.191 - 364.087 Joe

Fucking hell, that's weird. Because we're both... Oh, my watch has died. Oh no. What time are you getting the train then? I'm getting the train at ten past nine.

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365.189 - 368.613 Unknown

And I'm going to get... You're going to sit on the train?

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368.633 - 376.219 Joe

Yeah, I've got to get the train, yeah. I know. Is it the best time since March? Yeah, I think so.

376.239 - 377.661 Unknown

God.

377.982 - 382.65 Joe

They're all trains. They're all trains, aren't they?

382.67 - 384.033 Unknown

Yeah, I would not fancy that.

384.053 - 415.947 Joe

No, but I'm a big brave boy. No, you're not. Oh, you're ever so crumpy, aren't you? I'm a bit tired. You're going to get home and Naomi's going to go, hi, and you're going to be really whingy to her and just go on about how you've been up for like 18 hours or something. I think my agent might do that. Your agent. No offence, but you really don't sound like someone who's got an agent. No.

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