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S13 Ep 695 One In A Million: A Casino Win And A Shop Fire

09 Sep 2025

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Chapter 1: What are some surprising one-in-a-million stories shared in this episode?

37.696 - 47.011 Joe

Hi. Hi. I was thinking, with one in a million, to, like, be kind of brutal with them.

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47.672 - 49.494 David

And not put them in at all, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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49.514 - 55.684 Joe

Yeah, maybe put one not-so-good one in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But if they're not good enough, then... No, no. Yeah.

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56.105 - 56.385 David

Right.

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57.247 - 57.707 Joe

Okay.

Chapter 2: How did a lucky casino win turn into an unexpected jackpot?

58.709 - 61.113 Joe

Right. So, we might get tired.

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61.633 - 64.598 David

We should be honest. Not any one has come out, hasn't it?

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64.966 - 93.522 David

when we're doing recording this so we don't know we don't know what we're going to get where the people are thinking they've got to be so original oh my god here we go what's the thing what's the thing about the are we still doing the exclamation what are we doing that really is one in a million every time yes but then they'll know if it hasn't made the edit that's a little easter egg for them

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96.742 - 104.912 David

Well... Yeah? Yeah. Some ideas are flawed. Yeah. Yeah.

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Chapter 3: What bizarre incident occurred during a walk under the influence?

105.312 - 107.475 David

Are you looking forward to this?

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107.755 - 111.099 Joe

Not really. I feel like it's just going to be... We've heard it all before.

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111.6 - 147.532 David

That's what I'm getting from you. Because I'm like... And you're like... Well, hopefully you're right. Weird stories. Weird stories that blow your nut. Stories that spin your gut. Jaw dropping Moments that burst your brain They'll never ever happen again Sort of spooky Two tails that spin you out Wild Swiss, the little maids, no doubt.

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Chapter 4: What happened during a cabbie's chance encounter with repeat customers?

147.552 - 185.263 David

One in a million. I got a story about a gopher shit just fell from up above and then it landed in my ass crack. One in a million. I got a story about a wallet that was found in a Greek camping site by a maid. Well, how about that? Good stories. Oh, oh. All right, we'll start with James Morris.

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186.024 - 188.207 Joe

He says one in two million.

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189.503 - 189.863 David

Right.

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Chapter 5: How did a flying fish lead to a shocking revelation?

189.884 - 190.504 Joe

So he's confident.

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190.564 - 194.81 David

That makes me worried. Unless it calls this two things happen.

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195.852 - 200.979 Joe

Right. Ed Harris. No. Ed Harris? I don't know. Come on. Let's be positive.

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Chapter 6: What unusual story involves a lost wallet found in a surprising way?

201.439 - 234.508 Joe

Here we go. One in two million, says James Morris. Here we go. Hi, David and Joe. My one in a million submission isn't a bumping into someone statement. And I'll keep it short. I was in Vegas on holiday with some mates and I had $100 left on the last night of the trip. Everyone else went for one more night out in one of the clubs and I decided to take my chance and challenge the casino.

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234.528 - 241.889 Joe

I chose to play a three-card poker table where each person plays against the dealer. Played for a while, won some, lost some.

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Chapter 7: What memorable moment happened during a football match involving two players?

241.909 - 268.937 Joe

I was getting tired, so I decided to go big or go home and play all my remaining $225 on one last hand. He turned over my cards and revealed seven of diamonds, seven of clubs, and seven of hearts. Three sevens. A punchy hand which won me over $4,000. On to this, a one in $425.

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271.145 - 297.253 Joe

exciting until you read what happened next oh well he's great he's great i cashed some in and then went back to the same table with the same dealer who had given me that big win i apologized for not tipping and gave a 200 tip and decided to do the same 225 dollar bet again for good luck the dealer thanked me

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297.689 - 342.362 Joe

out the cards revealed his cards then left mine to the end king of hearts ace of hearts and finally queen of hearts a royal flush jackpot odds of this are one in 5525 and won me 22 500 Getting both of these hands back to back is 1 in 2,348,125. The money was well spent on an Eric Clapton signed guitar picture attached. And yes, I gave another larger tip to the dealer and called it a night.

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Chapter 8: What humorous incident occurred at a posh dinner involving a foil ball?

342.382 - 354.889 David

Then and there. Fucking hell. Bastard. I don't know how I feel about Eric. I like Eric Clapton, but I almost expect... Anyway. Oh, you just went, oh, you've wasted your money.

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354.969 - 356.911 Joe

Why didn't you throw it into your mortgage?

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356.931 - 370.343 David

Yeah, I did. Oh, for God's sake. I did. You could cut, like, years off your mortgage. You could. Come on.

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371.024 - 374.447 Joe

I can't, because that was so genuine as well, what you did then.

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374.687 - 385.697 David

Yeah. Where's the joy? I'll tell you where the joy is. Getting that bad boy paid off. Then what are you going to do? Oh, I don't know.

386.077 - 393.067 Joe

What are you going to do then? What are you going to do? Sit there on the sofa just staring at the TV?

393.688 - 398.736 David

Or staring at Maren Clapton's guitar, who's six years still to pale.

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What the hell?

401.707 - 408.375 Joe

It's so dreary. It's horrible. Thank you. That really is. I don't know if it is adorable.

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