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Chapter 1: What are some surprising one-in-a-million stories shared in this episode?
Hi. Hi. I was thinking, with one in a million, to, like, be kind of brutal with them.
And not put them in at all, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, maybe put one not-so-good one in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But if they're not good enough, then... No, no. Yeah.
Right.
Okay.
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Chapter 2: How did a lucky casino win turn into an unexpected jackpot?
Right. So, we might get tired.
We should be honest. Not any one has come out, hasn't it?
when we're doing recording this so we don't know we don't know what we're going to get where the people are thinking they've got to be so original oh my god here we go what's the thing what's the thing about the are we still doing the exclamation what are we doing that really is one in a million every time yes but then they'll know if it hasn't made the edit that's a little easter egg for them
Well... Yeah? Yeah. Some ideas are flawed. Yeah. Yeah.
Chapter 3: What bizarre incident occurred during a walk under the influence?
Are you looking forward to this?
Not really. I feel like it's just going to be... We've heard it all before.
That's what I'm getting from you. Because I'm like... And you're like... Well, hopefully you're right. Weird stories. Weird stories that blow your nut. Stories that spin your gut. Jaw dropping Moments that burst your brain They'll never ever happen again Sort of spooky Two tails that spin you out Wild Swiss, the little maids, no doubt.
Chapter 4: What happened during a cabbie's chance encounter with repeat customers?
One in a million. I got a story about a gopher shit just fell from up above and then it landed in my ass crack. One in a million. I got a story about a wallet that was found in a Greek camping site by a maid. Well, how about that? Good stories. Oh, oh. All right, we'll start with James Morris.
He says one in two million.
Right.
Chapter 5: How did a flying fish lead to a shocking revelation?
So he's confident.
That makes me worried. Unless it calls this two things happen.
Right. Ed Harris. No. Ed Harris? I don't know. Come on. Let's be positive.
Chapter 6: What unusual story involves a lost wallet found in a surprising way?
Here we go. One in two million, says James Morris. Here we go. Hi, David and Joe. My one in a million submission isn't a bumping into someone statement. And I'll keep it short. I was in Vegas on holiday with some mates and I had $100 left on the last night of the trip. Everyone else went for one more night out in one of the clubs and I decided to take my chance and challenge the casino.
I chose to play a three-card poker table where each person plays against the dealer. Played for a while, won some, lost some.
Chapter 7: What memorable moment happened during a football match involving two players?
I was getting tired, so I decided to go big or go home and play all my remaining $225 on one last hand. He turned over my cards and revealed seven of diamonds, seven of clubs, and seven of hearts. Three sevens. A punchy hand which won me over $4,000. On to this, a one in $425.
exciting until you read what happened next oh well he's great he's great i cashed some in and then went back to the same table with the same dealer who had given me that big win i apologized for not tipping and gave a 200 tip and decided to do the same 225 dollar bet again for good luck the dealer thanked me
out the cards revealed his cards then left mine to the end king of hearts ace of hearts and finally queen of hearts a royal flush jackpot odds of this are one in 5525 and won me 22 500 Getting both of these hands back to back is 1 in 2,348,125. The money was well spent on an Eric Clapton signed guitar picture attached. And yes, I gave another larger tip to the dealer and called it a night.
Chapter 8: What humorous incident occurred at a posh dinner involving a foil ball?
Then and there. Fucking hell. Bastard. I don't know how I feel about Eric. I like Eric Clapton, but I almost expect... Anyway. Oh, you just went, oh, you've wasted your money.
Why didn't you throw it into your mortgage?
Yeah, I did. Oh, for God's sake. I did. You could cut, like, years off your mortgage. You could. Come on.
I can't, because that was so genuine as well, what you did then.
Yeah. Where's the joy? I'll tell you where the joy is. Getting that bad boy paid off. Then what are you going to do? Oh, I don't know.
What are you going to do then? What are you going to do? Sit there on the sofa just staring at the TV?
Or staring at Maren Clapton's guitar, who's six years still to pale.
What the hell?
It's so dreary. It's horrible. Thank you. That really is. I don't know if it is adorable.
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