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Chapter 1: What amusing story is shared about an inconveniently named sex shop?
it's email time now that's who the time is right now we're opening up all of the old emails now i wonder who has emailed in now and craig and stew have emailed in now and sally too has emailed in now and john and bob Oh, oh, we're gonna read em now Oh, oh, we're gonna read em now
Right, here we go, it's Mailbag. Hello, good morning, happy Friday. Here we go. Okay, I've just put my hand in the bag and pulled out a mail from the 6th of June from Mitchell Orwell. A friend of mine was recently in Clacton for his son's football tournament, which was located near an old run-down sex shop.
Being the immature chap that he is, he naturally chuckled as soon as he saw the saucy shop. However, real amusement came when he noticed that the house next door had the same name as my surname. Naturally, this was shared on our WhatsApp group, followed by jokes about me living right next door to an old sex shop.
This always puts us in an awkward situation, doesn't it?
Well, he sent the photo, and so next door it says Orwell Cottage, and then next to that, look at this sex shop. Living hell. Bloody hells bells. Did you buy that?
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Chapter 2: How does a listener from Switzerland connect with the podcast?
What, by the building?
Yeah. God. Look at it, it's really crooked.
What?
I like the way he's rigged the least interesting bit of that little picture.
Look at that. Just look at that. Look at the bins. Got graffiti on it. The sex shop is... Fucking hell.
In the 80s, you'd just make shops out of your house, basically, couldn't you?
Well, that's like the shop I grew up in. Or the house I grew up in. Basically, that was my bedroom.
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Chapter 3: What insights are shared about identifying official blue plaques?
What weed dealers lived above there?
Well, honestly, there'd be concrete steps up the side and I'd pop in and... A lot of gardener going up the side alley there. Yeah. Thank you for your email.
If you're looking to buy any sex toys, the number to phone is... Are you going to put it out? What, punky? Oh, there's some numbers out there, isn't there?
True. Tell me when to stop. Stop. This is from Jude Stuff. Jude Stuff? Hi, Dave and Joe. Crunch, crunch, salutations are in order.
Chapter 4: What unconventional house sale experience is discussed?
My name's Jerome, and I'm a Chatterbiscuit from Switzerland. I've just started watching the cock fields during the two-hour commute from my beloved countryside to the bleak, money-oriented Zurich. It really struck a chord with me to watch the natural landscapes of West White and its somewhat slower pace of life.
Can't help thinking of my aging parents and all the people back home, even the thick ones.
That was out of nowhere. I was like, what a sweet guy.
Honestly, I'm only 35 years old, but I feel like an old geezer already. I wish I was retired already, living a simpler life far, far away from my generation's obsession with smartphones and all the influencer twats. Thank you for the bittersweet tenderness of the series. You really did a fantastic job. Some great acting from Diane and Joe on top of that. Can't wait to see the next episodes.
Love the pod. Cheers. Bye.
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Chapter 5: What humorous dog walking quips are shared by listeners?
Well, that's nice. I got on the train the other day after my 37k walk with my friend Simon. And a couple got on with their two black Labradors.
Just after your walk with Simon?
Yeah. What's happening?
It doesn't say 37k.
Well, because I'm saying that for you, because it's like ramping up the pub thing.
I love that you're desperate to talk about your walking.
No, I'm not, actually. I'm just, it just has to, anyway.
Is there a bit of you that likes to talk about your walking?
No, I think there's a kind of coolness in not talking about it.
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Chapter 6: How can a groom's speech be made memorable with jokes?
Here we go. Thank you for your email. That was lovely.
Yeah, particularly like the even the thickies.
Yeah. Flip it out. Here we go. This is from Ricky Johnson. What was this? 8th of April. This year. Just a quick one. The game you played with Andy Goldstein, Arsehole to Beak, will never get on Channel 4 with that name. Call it from A to B and you're on to a winner.
Is that serious, do you think?
Chapter 7: What impact has the podcast had on listener attitudes towards littering?
I don't know. Do you know what? This is the first time in a long time I've wanted to go more than thank you for your email. I want to reply, are you serious?
Yes.
Yeah. It can't be serious. Like a cheeky grin when he wrote that. Okay. What's the point then? He thought it was clever. What did he think was clever? Well, from A to B. Arsenal to B. Oh, right.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
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Chapter 8: What funny anecdotes do listeners share about their experiences?
Mailbag episodes are the best of the week.
Always good luck.
Here we go. I hope you're having a lovely Friday, everybody. And all set for the weekend.
Is this on the email on you? No. No. Tell us when to stop. Go back as far as you can. I know it's irritating, but I like it when you go 2023. Oh, okay. Because we can't leave those guys.
No, I was thinking that, exactly.
You've got to go back and back. Because then that girl on the train the other day, Hannah, said, oh, he sent it in, got it 18 months after he sent it in.
Yeah. Yes, exactly. OK, I'll keep going back. Yeah. Well, Christ knows what this is.
This is from... This is what I want to hear. Christ knows what.
Ben Edwards. This was sent 16th of October last year. So nearly a year ago. Yeah, yeah. Hello, I watched the drug episode and if you are serious about getting someone on to talk, smoke, weed, I'm on it. I'm 21 now and have been smoking pretty much every day since 14. Brackets, I've recently came to my senses and stoked. No good for your E-Day.
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