S14 Ep 766 Vault Mondays: Surprise Guest - Kerry Godliman
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What is the surprise announcement at the beginning of the episode?
hello this is joe uh welcome to the monday vault uh in this episode james our editor is just putting whatever old depths out randomly uh don't know if it's gonna be any good or shit um but that's the chances you take some of them from the past for a bit anyway cheers
Okay, have I got to face the other way?
Yeah.
Fuck, I can't do this again. They emailed me. They emailed you? How have they got your email? Turn around. Oh. Oh, God. I can't believe I'm doing this. Oh, Jesus. Tell the list of what's going on that we've had.
Okay. It's the surprise guest.
How did Kerry Godliman's experience in drama school shape her career?
Yeah. Surprise guest. So Joe sat around. Can you sit with your back?
I'll do it.
It's like the angle of my telly. How are you feeling?
How am I feeling? I tell you what, I feel like all the stress is gone and now it's risen up again, but it's not quite as high for some reason. Well, it is, it's getting higher. I just don't like this turning around thing. I'm facing, did you say I'm facing?
I want to see your back. I want to see your back. Shit.
What personal insights does Kerry share about her acting journey?
Okay, come on.
Right, they're here. Shit! Oh, God. Okay. Okay. Okay. This is nuts. So I stay facing this way? Yeah, stay facing that way. No, I don't mind this. Yeah, just stay facing that way. This is stupid.
Stay facing that way.
Oh, God.
How does Kerry balance her work and family life?
Guest.
Can't see you, guest. Don't say anything, guest. Oh! Oh, no. I don't want to play anymore. Oh, let me turn around, please. Say something. OK. What? OK what?
Can I turn? David, tell me something. OK. Can I turn?
What challenges does Kerry face while touring?
Turn around.
Yeah.
Oh, you bastard.
That was exciting.
Oh, hello, Kerry.
Hello, David.
How are you?
I'm all right. I fucked up this morning. I got the timings all wrong. Oh, that's all right.
Don't worry about that. How are you? I'm all right. Look at you.
How does Kerry handle the pressures of performing live?
We've never had a guest who's wandering around.
Eh? Oh, yeah, I'm on the phone. I can move. Look, I could go anywhere.
How are you, Kel? You all right? I'm all right. How are you, Joe? Well, I've just had my back to the camera for about 25 minutes. Dave, we had this idea...
Oh, that's a bit too long, isn't it?
Well, yeah, it's way too long. It's your fault, to be fair.
It's my fault.
What are Kerry's thoughts on the evolution of comedy?
I fucked up. I get timings wrong. Every time I agree to do a podcast, I balls it up.
Every time. Don't worry. Two minutes to nine, we had the idea. You know the voice?
Yeah, David texted me he was meant to be like The Voice. Yeah, yeah. Did it feel like The Voice? Did it have that tension?
No, it was really stressful and horrible because... Oh, mate. Because you just feel really vulnerable, like, you don't know what... And David sort of kept... Felt it up too much, didn't he? Well, he made out like I didn't know you and stuff, so it was worse.
So you had a lot of time to stress out.
What future projects does Kerry have in the pipeline?
Yeah, because also... Too long. There's a really weird bit there, because I didn't recognise you straight away.
Yeah, what was it like when you saw... Well, because I didn't recognise... It takes a while, doesn't it?
I didn't recognise Kerry straight away, because she's on the phone, so I was like... What do you mean you didn't recognise me straight away? Well, because you were leaning forward and you mainly forehead in the camera.
And I was like... I have got a lot of forehead.
I genuinely went, great, I don't know who they are, fuck. Oh, did you? For a second, because I was like, Kerry just happened to have her head down like that. And I was like, shit, this is a living nightmare. And then you looked up and I went, it's scary.
This is not a living nightmare. This is a minor podcasting sort of hiccup. I love it. Oh, hang on. Hang on. Right. I've got to get, hang on one second. I've got to go to the door. Yes.
This is wonderful.
Oh, it's OK.
Do you ever actually speak to the people that ring on your doorbell? Who's that? Who's that? You can go, oh, it's OK.
Just push them away. I'm having windows delivered. I don't want to go into it, David.
But also, do you not talk to people that come to your door? You said nothing to them.
He's gone! Oh, right. He played Knock and Run. He'd fucked off.
LAUGHTER
I feel like this is the weird... I love the fact this is constantly moving.
It's brilliant. We do a section, Kerry, called House Snoopers, where we get members of the public to ring in and we look round the house.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the surprise announcement at the beginning of the episode?
0:00–1:24
2
How did Kerry Godliman's experience in drama school shape her career?
1:24–1:58
3
What personal insights does Kerry share about her acting journey?
1:58–2:29
4
How does Kerry balance her work and family life?
2:29–2:51
5
What challenges does Kerry face while touring?
2:51–3:14
6
How does Kerry handle the pressures of performing live?
3:14–3:38
7
What are Kerry's thoughts on the evolution of comedy?
3:38–4:11
8
What future projects does Kerry have in the pipeline?
4:11–1:13:35
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