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S15 Ep 810 Listener’s Mailbag: Sexy Joe and Fix My Quip

03 Apr 2026

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Chapter 1: What emails are discussed in the listener's mailbag?

41.307 - 80.19 Unknown

it's email time now that's who the time is right now we're opening up all of the old emails now i wonder who has emailed in now and craig and stew have emailed in now and sally too has emailed in now and john and bob Oh, oh, we're gonna read em now Oh, oh, we're gonna read em now

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108.436 - 122.416 David

Welcome to Mailbag. Again. Yeah. Shall we say what happened? No. No. That'd be frustrating. Here we go.

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Chapter 2: What was the disappointing quip related to the Deftones concert?

122.576 - 125.44 David

Your mic sounds nice. Does it?

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126.422 - 129.146 Joe Wilkinson

I've never said that before. Why does it sound nice?

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130.367 - 131.289 David

It sounds really deep.

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131.709 - 133.252 Joe Wilkinson

Well, my voice does on the mic.

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133.712 - 135.675 David

Just the mic sounds crisp and deep.

138.085 - 143.19 Joe Wilkinson

I don't know how you know that. Doesn't it always just sound the same? Are you speaking to yours?

Chapter 3: How did Joe Wilkinson become a subject of admiration?

144.091 - 153.961 David

Testing, testing. Testing, testing. Right, here we go. Tell us when to stop. Stop.

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155.022 - 163.01 Joe Wilkinson

Actually, I've got to get a better attitude. I don't know what's wrong with me. You've got a shit attitude. I was about to go like that.

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163.03 - 163.451 David

Really?

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Chapter 4: What is Joe's infamous meatball recipe?

163.631 - 166.894 Joe Wilkinson

My head went back. I don't know why. Apologies for that.

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170.182 - 191.326 David

A bad London quip from Sir Phipps. Hello, Joe and David. I recently went to London to go see the Deftones at the O2. I walked into the merch booth and got myself a T-shirt. Wore it straight away to show off how much I and I alone love the band. Two gentlemen walked up to me, one of them holding a camera, and said to me, Hi, are you here to see the Deftones?

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191.506 - 196.392 David

I replied without thinking, No, I'm here to hear the Deftones.

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Chapter 5: What happens during the Chewbacca impression segment?

197.924 - 207.396 David

Boop. Needless to say, I did a little interview with them and it was fine. But what an awful quip.

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207.416 - 227.762 Joe Wilkinson

I'm surprised they interviewed you. But if someone said, if I went, that's basically thingy in the office, isn't it? It's not your computer, it's Worm and Hulk's computer. I'm not here to see them. Oh, God. I think I'd probably let that ruin my evening.

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228.147 - 229.108 David

Thank you for your email.

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Chapter 6: How do listeners share their experiences with the hosts?

231.412 - 262.476 David

This is from Nathan. This was sent last week. In response to Joe's birthday email, what's wrong with being the seasoned pros as you both are? Oscar Wilde said, youth is wasted on the young. We're all just grown up 15-year-olds, really. Put a bit of sparkle on it, boys. I'm turning 49 next week. There's someone living in denial. Thank you for your email.

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262.496 - 266.252 Joe Wilkinson

Was that just us moaning about being 50 and blah, blah, blah?

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Chapter 7: What are the highlights from the airport story shared by a listener?

266.272 - 278.805 Joe Wilkinson

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I know. I know. Yes. Is this getting you out of your funk? No, I just had a moment there. I'm like, I sometimes think people think I'm like, I am aware of that, you know? Yeah.

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280.787 - 283.75 David

Yeah.

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Chapter 8: What new section is introduced called 'Fix My Quip'?

283.81 - 295.783 Joe Wilkinson

Yeah. Yes. I'm aware. Yeah. Yes. Sorry. Yes. 50. I should be happy.

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296.018 - 297.5 Joe Wilkinson

Thank you. Thank you very much.

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297.981 - 302.248 David

Hope you've got a lovely weekend lined up wherever you may be listening to us.

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303.11 - 304.031 Joe Wilkinson

All around the world.

308.899 - 342.833 David

Right, I'm going to go a little bit deeper into the bag. And it's from... It was sent on the 28th of 11, the 11th, 2025. I don't think you'll like this either. Hi, David and Joe. Whenever anyone asks what you were doing when you found out about Diana dying, I usually lie. Because I have to remember that I was in a relationship with someone, but she'd gone away for the weekend with some friends.

343.825 - 355.984 David

My ex was heavily pregnant and had come round to stay the night and as the news was read out on TV in the early hours... Oh, piss off! Fucking final line he's put in.

357.446 - 358.107 Joe Wilkinson

Well, tell us.

358.588 - 374.394 David

He was hanging out at the back of her. Actually, don't tell us. Might be best not to say my name or horn blast it out, please, James. Fucking hell.

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