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Chapter 1: What stories does Joe share during his Christmassy walk?
Right, you haven't got a mic, I haven't got a mic either. I'm sorting my cable out, so I'm mic-less.
Punky. You'll like this, it's funky.
Yeah.
At this point, why don't you say to James something like, James, can you do something that's... I don't know. James, can you make it sound like we're at a rock concert? No, I wouldn't. That's what usually happens when there's some sort of fuck-up. You look quite grey this morning. What? Your beard. Oh, no. Look at mine. Wow, yours is all grey. I know.
When was the last time it was long, where you can see it, like, fully?
Well, funny you say that. I saw a picture last night from Covid, and it was black.
Oh, man. Do you know what? Not to get on this subject, but you know I was going back deleting old videos?
Yeah.
As you scroll down, you can literally watch us get younger in like four years or three years.
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Chapter 2: How does Joe express gratitude in this episode?
I walked in the coffee shop and I thought, hang on a minute... Get him one.
Did you go, that'll show him?
No, I thought, you won't expect it. It's a lovely gesture. Get him one. He's working in the cup. So I got him one. I walked out. I walked out to him. I said, you weren't expecting that, were you? He went, oh my God, mate. I've been up since hour three. Thank you so much.
Every time we hit on something, in this episode.
I felt so... I rang Naomi, I said, I've suddenly... It's the meaning of life for me now. It's suddenly... I realise.
Well, funny enough, I was going to... Can I say something? Jingle bells!
I haven't finished.
Oh, OK.
But funnily... Go on, funnily enough, what?
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Chapter 3: What random act of festive generosity does Joe recount?
Go on.
Oh. I must... I'll do this in private. I'm not doing this. No, no. In case Tash Dimitri's listening.
But she is. Um... Well, no, I didn't want to do it. I wanted it to be a positive F is what, you know what I mean? I don't know. I'm lucky because I met Ash Demetriou. No, I didn't. I wish I hadn't said I'm lucky. I meant the general area of.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're great. I'm grateful.
I wanted to be like in some form a positive F rather than the grim thing. I just realised I literally can't do it. How'd you do it? That sounded like a fucking nod by saying, I'm lucky because.
I'm grateful because?
Yeah, but even that, you go, well, just be grateful.
Well, obviously. Don't do a pod.
Don't do that on a positive. I was thinking about, no, I can't say that as well. That's insane to talk about that.
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Chapter 4: What are Robert Smith's favorite comedians?
And it's time to chat to Bixie Singh. For now the pot it stops. And we thank the Lord. And we raise a glass to the chat of the world.
It's a time of peace.
for Christmas dear and the snow it falls and the bells they ring and it's time to chat a big sea sing for now the party stops and we thank the Lord and we raise a glass to the chattel world at Christmas Yes At Christmas We raise a glass At Christmas Yes At Christmas We raise a glass To the chattel world To the chattel world To the chattel world To the chattel world It's Christmas
Right, I've sat down. Is this better? Can you hear me?
Yeah. Yeah. Hi. Hello. God, that looks crisp. See that backdrop?
Oh, do you know, I know. I'm sat on a bench surrounded by minis. Mini empty bottles.
Is that graffiti behind you?
My spare room. Yes, graffiti.
You know what? I think I'm with you with graffiti. That's just crap.
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Chapter 5: How does Joe describe his experience with Synex addiction?
I'm sure we've got other stuff to tell you.
I had something else. It was negative, though.
You know that... We could talk about it here. I don't think we really dug in, because I think this is quite a moment. I think we should park on it. Robert Smith naming his favourite comedians. Yeah, but you believe... I mean, how often do you see, like, your hero naming what you do, your favourite... It's such a weird article to spring up this year.
I know, because he's not having a go, but he's not even topical, is he? I mean, it's not like... Yeah, Roachford's top five comedians.
Yeah, Roachford's top five comedians with big beards. And you weren't in it.
well make it more it felt so specific just robert smith's top basically there's an article that said robert smith's favorite comedians it's the lead singer of the cure if you're not yeah yeah yeah well i it's like is it is it though has he curated his favorite and that's definitely just a call to off the curb yeah exactly but still you'd go you sound terrible so
No, it doesn't. You'd like to be liked by Robert Smith. Yeah, I would. That's all right, isn't it?
Right. The comedians he chose for the teenage... I don't even like reading this in case he goes, why don't you fuck off, mate? I'm a bit of bloody... But the comedians he chose were... All I had to do was wait. Maisie Adam, Bridget Christie, Jack D... Andy Hamilton.
It's all pretty good to be fair.
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Chapter 6: What insights does Joe share about walking and mindfulness?
No, I'm up for it being fun.
Well, I don't know how to do it. I've got to move. I hate this seat.
Well, this Christmas, we're going to Bath for three days, and then we're coming to your neck of the woods. Oh, nice. Nice.
Yeah. What are you doing in Bath? That's just you guys, and then you're visiting family for the other day.
Yeah.
Would you like to stroll down the front with me?
Yeah. Now, do you know what you just reminded me of? You remind me, strolling down the front... I always think of me with a blocked nose. Oh, because of your addiction to... Synex.
Imagine doing it. Imagine doing it without a blocked nose.
Yeah.
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Chapter 7: How do Joe and David discuss the impact of addiction?
Fucking hell. It's like a Paul Whitehouse sketch or something, where we think they're all crackheads and they all just can't breathe through their... Go like that and live like that. Oh, God. It's like you're drowning.
Yeah. It's that forum. I don't know what forum it was, but it was a lifeline. God, I'd love to find that forum.
Please find that forum now. And tell them what you're doing now.
I did go back on like a month later and just say stick it out, honestly.
I'm 15 years open.
Sinex addiction forum. This was like 15 years ago. It's probably been closed down.
Like their nostrils.
Jingle bells, jingle bells.
Jingle bells, jingle bells rock. Fuck.
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Chapter 8: What Christmas traditions do Joe and David reflect on?
I'm going to go through my set. You might well be.
Also, I've had a cold for two days. That's it.
No, it wasn't. She admitted she was addicted.
Can you tell me, can you text who they are?
I don't know who she was, but the other person, cut this. Really? Yeah. Wow. And when I mentioned it on set, she went, fuck me, I was addicted for about 10 years.
Right. Do you reckon if you said this comedian, this comedian, and this comedian all had Sinex addiction, it would make the front page of Shorten?
Right. So if I said, OK, and they haven't, but if I said Dara O'Brien's got Sinex addiction, Russell Kane, Russell Howard, Jack Whitehall...
Yeah, and someone else has got, and they'd go... And someone alternative, who would that be? Sam Campbell.
Sam Campbell.
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