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S15 Ep 797: David’s Handsome Man and Joe’s Military Camper Van

17 Mar 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

37.072 - 53.89 Unknown

Hi. Hi. You all right? Yeah. Why do I wear big fucking headphones and you wear normal ones? Do I look like a dickhead? Don't even notice it. I just had a real moment there. I was like, you've just got like normal ones and I've got, what have I got, dickhead ones?

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54.491 - 54.852 David

Don't know.

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56.413 - 75.351 Unknown

I look like a fucking penis. God, I don't know. I think because I'm thinking of suddenly for the first time thinking about Instagram because I was watching the other day. And I obviously forget that we might go on Instagram. You're telling me a mailbag or something, and I'm just doing that.

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76.773 - 77.374 David

What's wrong with that?

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77.915 - 79.417 Unknown

I was just ghoulish.

83.543 - 83.984 David

Is that right?

86.207 - 94.246 Unknown

Oh, God. Yeah. Yeah. Miles away, just going like that. Don't you think I'm really listening to you?

94.927 - 96.629 David

Oh, no, you're not. You're so not.

96.709 - 100.495 Unknown

You're so not. I might be.

Chapter 2: What story does David share about a handsome man at the farm shop?

901.587 - 904.592 David

You just want little waiters and butlers around you.

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904.612 - 931.507 Unknown

I get really tense. I'm like, what is the fucking point of this? But I just admire people that go, it's really nice when it's all back precise and our vehicle, we look after it. Part of the joy is looking after our thing that takes us around the world. I'm like Timo, aren't I, basically, or something like that. Buy a hundred pieces of shit.

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931.527 - 933.449 David

You live in your head. You live in your head.

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934.57 - 941.054 Joe

Okay. ADHD. ADHD. ADHD.

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941.856 - 963.344 Unknown

God, I'm having some complaints about this song. When you complain about that song, I didn't join in. As someone with ADHD, David's song got right on my nose. No, they go, David's playing, he gets it.

964.225 - 973.08 Joe

ADHD. How are you getting it by just saying it in the song? Everybody sing along, it's ADHD.

973.681 - 984.725 Unknown

Yeah, sugar. No one knows what's going on. That guy's flawed in some way, obviously.

992.877 - 998.325 David

You could do it. You could pack up the... You just don't want to.

998.666 - 1032.852 Unknown

It's boring. The truth of it is, I haven't spent enough time building up the tools... to do anything well and it feels mental to start 51 go right say i bought a big shiny black camper van military base one you know you know what i mean you know what i mean military looking one big wheels can go across snow okay how far back in my well let's start at the back let's start the basics of folding a

Chapter 3: What insights do they share about the importance of family time?

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No, I don't. Oh, happy with yourself now.

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1229.948 - 1252.706 David

I want to be me, but with a bit of dedication. Well, do it then. Stop fucking moaning about it. You want to be someone else. I don't. Well, you sort of do. You want to be able to do that and be that. But you just said, why can't I be like him and just do... I want to be someone else.

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I want to be better at doing that. I want to be able to go... I want to get enjoyment from doing something that's, like, helpful.

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Chapter 4: How do David and Joe feel about their work-life balance?

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Boring.

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1264.559 - 1265.741 David

Really boring.

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1265.761 - 1296.156 Unknown

Yeah, but I like boring things. It's not like I need fucking... What do you like that's boring? Walks. I'm going for a walk. Walks are boring. Well, they're considered boring. They're considered boring. People go, as you said to a 15-year-old, walking, boring or fun? Boring, nightclubbing, fun. This is so basic. Keeping a shiny camper van that's sort of army-like. Boring.

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1297.639 - 1302.331 Unknown

Get it off your chest, son. Get it off your chest, son. How are we here anyway?

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1305.419 - 1311.374 David

You steamrolled me. I didn't steamroll you.

1311.414 - 1312.858 Unknown

Stop throwing things out.

1315.538 - 1328.58 David

You asked me a question. I got three minutes of my story out. And it all became very much about military truck.

1328.6 - 1335.591 Unknown

It's obviously been playing on your mind more than you thought. I've gone past it a lot. It's fucking pristine.

1336.353 - 1339.538 David

Pristine. Absolutely pristine.

Chapter 5: How does Joe describe his neighbor's military-style camper van?

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Yeah, I want to do it all. This is bugging me now. I tied it up and then without me knowing it becomes gross again.

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1845.758 - 1855.47 David

Yeah. Hard work being you, eh, soldier? No, just fucking training, thinking about it.

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1856.752 - 1859.858 Unknown

But that's what's annoying as well, thinking about it is like, ugh.

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1860.54 - 1865.409 David

Listen to a pod, put your favourite music on. Dust away.

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1866.732 - 1877.17 Unknown

Dust, yeah, it is dusty. Look, do you know what? I've got a really nice mantelpiece, like a fireplace, like an old stone fireplace.

1877.391 - 1878.032 David

Coated in dust.

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Do you want to know what's on it?

1880.837 - 1881.337 David

Dead skin.

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That's everything, isn't it?

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